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About Me

I have only one eye. I hate chickens. Not the food, the fowl. I lick public toilets. When I'm bored I slam my dick in my car door. My pubic hair is out of control.

AIM = DiabolicDevice. IM at your own risk.

Here are some pics of me for all to masturbate to: www.JasonIsOneSexyMotherFucker.com
Enjoy.

My Interests

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I LOVE EGGS!!!

I'd like to meet:

You probably can't live up to my expectations of awesomeness, so who I'd like to meet is not you. Sorry.

I do, however, want to meet hot girls like this.

And this.

Music:

Movies:

I listen to Disney movies really loudly. It attracts the neighborhood kids, so that I may have my way with them.

Television:

Books:

I read warning labels
to prevent electrocution.

Heroes:

The resemblance is uncanny.

Coincidence? I think not.