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Ffarff, esq.

When I grow up I want to be a televangelist.

About Me

SEE AND BUY MY ARTWORK: http://www.redbubble.com/people/ffarff______________________ ________________________________ THE THINGS I LIKE TO DO IN MY SPARE TIME ARE: smoking, arguing with non smokers over my right to smoke, writing smut to friends and lovers, knitting, op-shopping, reading, finding that one-off piece of clothing, wondering where my life went... ... ... ...I LIKE TO TRY AVOID: a 9 to 5 job, STDs, a tan, suburbia, fat women with fat children, bad fashion sense, Katie Holmes movies... ... ... ... *******"It is the fact that the word toil is contained in the word toilet that makes it such an unattractive thing."Vincent
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My Interests

stainless steel, Jarvis Cocker, three button suits, Brit culture, cigarettes, smoking, Taschen publishing, Ryan Adam's hissy fits, Nick Cave, Interpol, hicks, John Waters, op-shopping

Music:

http://mercyarms.bravehost.comI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Movies:

Masculin-Féminin, Willard, Dirty Shame, anything Crispin Glover or Jean-Pierre Léaud are in and home movies

Television:

Australian Princess and Today Tonight. [we miss you Naomi Robson and your attitude] and Torchwood.

Books:

white pages hurt my eyes.

My Blog

sell! sell! sell!

spent all morning and most of the afternoon organising gallery and sales at Red Gallery. i dont know if im putting the sale prices too high or what.http://www.redbubble.com/people/ffarff...
Posted by Ffarff, esq. on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:53:00 PST

artwork

All works made with Illustrator. It isnt a filter on photoshop. "Hotel Foyer" "End Of Diplomacy" "Paul Banks" "the Kinks" "Lil' Timmy Rogers From Kalgoorie""Well I wanna Give You Children" "Crispin G...
Posted by Ffarff, esq. on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:04:00 PST

Favourite Songs right now

Send Me Angel - Reel LifeHey Little Girl - IcehouseDominion / Russia - Sisters Of MercyNever Let Me Down Again - Depeche ModeCrystal- New OrderHands Away - InterpolLove Is A Number - White Rose Moveme...
Posted by Ffarff, esq. on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:53:00 PST

Ode to Valentines Day via Jarvis Cocker pics

[the last ones in there because its funny]...
Posted by Ffarff, esq. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:20:00 PST

Trapped In a Closet

I just watched all of R. Kelly's Trapped In A Closet.... ... ... ... i do hope hes sincere with his art because that would be fucking fantastic. here, have some pictures of Ryan Adams to make it ...
Posted by Ffarff, esq. on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:30:00 PST

so bored its not funny so im doing a speshil quiz

Three things.. blah blah blahThree Names You Go By:1. Callum2. Ffarff3. Toots [im reclaiming that like queer, special and nigga. i shall overcome the opressor]Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:1...
Posted by Ffarff, esq. on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:26:00 PST

My 2007 resolutions

My 2007 resolutions / things i intend on doing are to:* Get out MORE [every second night would be fantastic]* Make the scarf / art business work so it makes quarter [at the LEAST] of my regular income...
Posted by Ffarff, esq. on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:38:00 PST

i knit! i knit for you! im a knitting whore!

they all scream BUY ME! BUY ME! dont they?   Is actually the german flag but you cant tell from the photo...]   get in contact if you want a custom made scarf of your own for a rat...
Posted by Ffarff, esq. on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:12:00 PST

one of retarded quiz things.

1. When you woke up today, what was the first thing you thought?:holy shit that was a good dream. David Tennant was fantastic 2. When is the next time you will have sex?:about 8 days time. yes i have ...
Posted by Ffarff, esq. on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:12:00 PST

sune rose wagner

...has curly hair too! you dont understand how glad this makes me. its possibly a very very very very well known fact about his ugly curly hair [oh no, really, it is look at his photos here http://w...
Posted by Ffarff, esq. on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:43:00 PST