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JT

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Two words: modest, shy.

My Interests

Donkey punching, dirty sanchezing, shocking, rodeo sex, DVDA, blumpkins, dutch ovens, tea bagging and roman helmets.

I'd like to meet:

Hosebags who give it up on the first date.

Television:

Cheaters: Saturday nights at midnight. Channel 5. Best show on television ever.

Heroes:

This Guy

My Blog

A short story: Part 10 - Game Over

By this time, I want this fiasco to be over with. I don't think James would have been able to handle some of the things I was prepared to throw at him. After some consideration, I decide to tone it do...
Posted by JT on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:09:00 PST

A short story: Part 9

When my boss calls, it's not out of the ordinary as he does call me two or three times a week. However, this one just seemed iffy. He cuts right to the chase, "Why are you screwing with James?"James h...
Posted by JT on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:03:00 PST

A short story: Part 8

James calls me after receiving my next fax and says to me, "So if I buy you guys these ice cream sandwiches, I'll get my passwords back?" To which I replied, "You'll be one step closer, that's all I c...
Posted by JT on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:54:00 PST

A short story: Part 7

So I look at the clock and 2:00pm is fast approaching. About 10 minutes till the deadline, and James shows up at my shop looking upset. He's holding both ransom notes that I faxed and he walks into my...
Posted by JT on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

A short story: Part 6

When I faxed my ransom letter to James, I didn't even bother to conceal where it came from. Right across the top was the fax header showing it came from our store. I actually had kind of forgotten abo...
Posted by JT on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:48:00 PST

A short story: Part 5

So as James is walking out, I think to myself, "I'm *not* getting a new fucking clipboard? We'll see about that."I immediately walk back to my desk. Since James is always using our computers, I know h...
Posted by JT on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST

A short story: Part 4

When I returned from my vacation, I had a little gift on my desk. It was a clipboard broken into two pieces. I picked them up and walked out to Dave and said, "What happened?"Dave proceeded to regale ...
Posted by JT on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST

A short story: Part 3

So, thanks to Tony Romo, we have the old choking symbol and the new choking symbol. Needless to say, James was distraught.The Monday after the Cowboys lost, I decided to have some fun at James' expens...
Posted by JT on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:25:00 PST

A short story: Part 2

For you non-football fans, here's a brief recap of this year:Once the season got underway, Dave, the Raider fan, took most of the shit. The Raiders start out by losing their first 5 games and the joke...
Posted by JT on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

A short story: Part 1

I do apologize in advance as this story will take over several days to get through. First, some background. And pay attention, the little details are important.I work at a warehouse in Anaheim. We hav...
Posted by JT on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:39:00 PST