Charles Bronson - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am the greatest man in english criminal history!Bronson for priminster!!Winner of 5 Koestler AwardsI Hold 5 World Records (Strength & Endurance)Chess Grand MasterCartoonist, Writer, Poet, Singer & Ex-Pavement Artist (slang for gun wielding robber)The most violent man in the UK penal system22 years out of 26 spent in solitary50+ prison moves in 2 yearsChallenged Carlos the Jackal to a chess matchChallenged SAS to break his endurance recordSpat in the face of Ian Brady through a door flapRunning for Mayor of London I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

poetry,art

I'd like to meet:

some new prison guards that are tough and can give me a decent fight!! whithout the aid of stunguns or tazers! Fists only,then youll feel the wrath of Bronson!!oh and put me in a cell with that shit head ian huntly! by the time ive finished with him hell never be able to hurt another young girl again.Skumbag!

Music:

not allowed a radio

Movies:

not allowed a tv

Television:

as above

Books:

the prison library is quite varied,I can usually get a good read.Even though ive read most of them already.Currently reading- THE GUIDE TO BREAKING OUT OF JAIL WITH A SPOON AND A STRONG FOREARM

Heroes:

im am the only legend on this shitty island