If Carlsberg made girlfriends....

About Me

what a fucking legend!! ...........................................................M yspace .. Now Icons

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

myself in two hours time to pre-warn me of any minor mishaps such as toe stubbing

Myspace Graphics, Myspace Layouts

Music:

I listen to everything except hardcore and cheese dance! BLAH!

Movies:

There is lots of films that I care to enjoy..Oh...California Man "Squeezing the JU...Uuuice!!: "NO! No squeezing the Ju..Uice!Also...The Other Half! The Business! Green Street! Football Factory! Human Traffic! Pulp Fiction! Borat! And really anything with Jim Carey in it!

Television:

Skins!!!The Latest Extended Party Trailer

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Books:

are for people who cant wait for the film

Heroes:

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Kinda sexy - Image Hosting

My Blog

Suck my banger

1. how old will you be in five years today?24 what the fuck has it got to do wiv u!2. Do you think you will be married by then?What the fuck do I know cock!3. What do you look forward to most in the n...
Posted by If Carlsberg made girlfriends.... on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:34:00 PST

Its a nice day for a white wedding

Once Upon a time there was a sheep called Bill. Bill lived with his Mum, Naddy, His Dad, Fingertip and his twin sisters, Apron and Garlic. They werent a happy family as Garlic and Apron were always s...
Posted by If Carlsberg made girlfriends.... on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:06:00 PST

How well do YOU know ME?

YOU fill in the blanks about ME and send it back to ME. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest - they're really SCARY to get back. (i don't k...
Posted by If Carlsberg made girlfriends.... on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:08:00 PST

MY horse story!!!!!!!!!!!!! not craigs!

The heart-renching true story of the unconditional love between a girl and her disabled Horse. CHAPTER 1 My horse has no legs. Right now he is sitting alone in his field, with a small...
Posted by If Carlsberg made girlfriends.... on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:40:00 PST