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The Nutt

Are you ready? I said.........ARE....YOU..............READY?

About Me

Wanna know the good stuff? Ok, here it is.....country music is my rock, and so is my rock & roll. I don't have time for games or teases, as the only games I'm into are the video ones, not the head ones. I'm a mixture of this, and a blender of that. If you are a true friend, you know I put friends first, me second, as seein that I don't have any family left. My family chose the almighty dollar over "family values" and basically went against everything our grandparents taught us. I guess I was raised right though.
I'm 24, I work at Wal-Mart (laugh to the bank, because I get paid!), and spend most of my time sleepin, workin, or playin my PS2 (if I have time). I torture people daily with pranks, stunts, and jokes. If ya wanna know more, look to the left in that Q & A thingy.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chance Woolfolk
Birthday: November 23, 1982
Birthplace: Terraboune General Hospital in Houma, LA
Current Location: My Bedroom (Nashville, TN)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown with Blonde Highlights
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Southpaw
Your Heritage: Irish & German
The Shoes You Wore Today: And 1
Your Weakness: being nice
Your Fears: Rejection
Your Perfect Pizza: BBQ Sauce, Cheese, and Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: It'll be achieved soon....that mustang
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: oh (K on text)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ugh
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: 8 AM
Your Most Missed Memory: My old house
Pepsi or Coke: Mt. Dew or Cheerwine
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Orgy Dates ok ?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sweet Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Moosic City Madness
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: All the Fuckin' Time
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yep
Are you a Health Freak: somewhat
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yea, if it's after dark
Do you play an Instrument: tuba, guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yesterday
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I think
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreo's don't come in a box you dumbfuck
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yuck
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: on Sundays
Ever been called a Tease: yea, and it pissed me off
Ever been Beaten up: when I was in the 7th grade
Ever Shoplifted: when I was like, 10
How do you want to Die: on TV
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a junkie!!! (just kidding)
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde or Brown
Short or Long Hair: Shoulder Length AT LEAST
Height: under 5'9"
Weight: negotiable
Best Clothing Style: any
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: 450
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests


Billards, Work, Sleep, Baseball, College Football, NASCAR, Music, Movies, Lots of Music, oh yeah did I mention pool (Billards)???

I'd like to meet:

Elian Gonzalez, the guy who invented Christmas, The Mexican illegal importer, Emma Starr, that guy who cut his arm off to survive in the wilderness, Steve Bartman (foul ball guy), Clint Stoerner, my daughter that I conceived with Anna Nicole Smith (yea, I'm putting a claim in as the baby daddy!).

American Cities That Best Fit You:


70% Austin
65% Denver
55% Atlanta
55% Las Vegas
55% Portland Which American Cities Best Fit You?

Music:

All; Mostly Country, Alternative, and Old School Rap, 90s music that had Soul Asylum, Nirvana, AIC (that's Alice In Chains for the musicly impaired), Hinder, want me to keep on essay ?. 1. Country 2. Alternative 3. GOOD RAP MUSIC (NO WHITE BOY SHYT!) 4. Southern Rock/Outlaw Country 5. Classic Rock Boy Howdy Lyrics Boy Howdy Music Video Codes Music Video Codes by ..

Movies:

NOTE: These are movies I can watch anytime, or any day: The Princess Bride, Back to the Future Trilogy, Beverly Hills Cop Trilogy, Men At Work, Bad Boys I & II, xXx, xXx: State of the Union, Eddie and The Cruisers, Orgazmo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trilogy, Money Talks, Nothing to Lose, Half Baked, Con Air, The Goonies, Hard to Kill, Cradle 2 The Grave, Under Siege, The Family Man, Fever Pitch, Bull Durham, Angels In The Outfield, Tin Cup, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Field of Dreams, Eight Men Out, Tombstone, The Natural, Any Given Sunday, The Program, Love Don't Cost a Thing, The Scorpion King, Walking Tall, Blade Trilogy, The Rundown, 48 HRS., Another 48 HRS., Phenomenon, Roxanne, Meet Joe Black, The Whole Nine Yards, Mission to Mars, Friday Trilogy, Dick Tracy, X-Men, X2, Spider-Man, The Amazing Spider-Man (Spider-Man 2), Tango & Cash, Tomb Raider, Basic Instinct, Ocean's 11, Blue Streak, Happy Gilmore, Mr. Deeds, Billy Madison, Bulletproof, Mo' Money, Payback, Armed and Dangerous, Coming to America, Rush Hour 1 & 2, Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Knights, Varsity Blues, Encino Man, Badder Santa, The Punisher, Batman Quardrilogy, The Jerky Boys, A Man Apart, Knockaround Guys, Caddyshack, Footloose, Serendipity, Trading Places, The Golden Child, Summer Catch, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Glimmer Man, Can't Hardly Wait, Halloween Series, Nightmare On Elm Street Series, Friday the 13th Series, Fast And the Furious, The Crow, Showdown in Little Tokyo, Rocky Series, Body Slam, Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead, American Outlaws, The Recruit, S.W.A.T., Chill Factor, No Tomorrow, From Dusk Till Dawn, Leathal Weapon Quadrilogy, Hollow Man, Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again, Bill & Ted 1 & 2, South Park, Down to Earth, The Principal, Lean On Me, Frequency, 3, Airplane!, Naked Gun Trilogy, American Pie Trilogy, The American President, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Bachelor Party, Back to School, BASEketball, Beetlejuice, Bruce Almighty, The Wash, National Lampoon's Vacation Quadilogy, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Ghostbusters I & II, The In-Laws (2003), Home Alone, The Jerk, Johnny Dangerously, Bringing Down the House, Multiplicity, The Longest Yard (1974 & 2005), Major League, Midnight Run, My Cousin Vinny, Napoleon Dynamite, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Porky's Trilogy, Ruthless People, Valley Girl, Three Amigos!, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja, CB4, Toy Story, Uncle Buck, Wayne's World, Weekend at Bernie's, High Fidelity, True Colors, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka', Jackass: The Movie, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Boomerang, and anything else I like I will add to this!

Television:

24, WWE RAW, TNA Impact, Miami Vice, Quantum Leap, NASCAR, Baseball Tonight, The Shield, Rescue Me, Viva La Bam, Punk'D, Jackass, Cheers

Books:

Stadium For Rent: The Story of Tampa Baseball, Cheating Death, Stealing Life: The Eddie Guerrero Story

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, Hobbitt, Wolverine, Axl Foley, Bret Hart.....IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, my mother and grandmother.

My Blog

my RAW report

so yea, last night I went to my first Monday Night RAW in seven years.  I've been to Smackdown, Nitro, Thunder, original ECW, TNA, and USWA events before, but this time I saw it as an adult, with...
Posted by The Nutt" on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:20:00 PST

wrestling fans see videos and read this...

Thanks to Marty Janetty (yes, the former WWF/E wrestler), his words and his postings of these videos has showed me caution to my dream of inspiring to wrestle someday..... This one will make you choke...
Posted by The Nutt" on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:13:00 PST

ten dangerous mistakes

MISTAKE #1: BeingToo Much Of A "Nice Guy" Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted "nice" guys? Of course you have. Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractiv...
Posted by The Nutt" on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:07:00 PST

V-Day...

Valentine's Day is the second most spending money "holiday" in the calendar year.  It's not a holiday, but it's special to the female gender.  All Valentine's Day, aka V-Day, is a way to mak...
Posted by The Nutt" on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:32:00 PST

Take It All Out On Me

Leave it up to life,To bring a good woman down,It took three glasses 'a wine,Aww, but you're comin' 'roundGo on and let down your hair,Yeah, there's the girl I know,Let's leave the world out there,And...
Posted by The Nutt" on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:20:00 PST

losing has now become imminent...

...yea. So like, it seems time to throw in the white towel, raise the white flag, and figure out life. It seems every chic I meet...I can charm her, get her attention, make her laugh, etc.  But, ...
Posted by The Nutt" on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:12:00 PST

What is Life?

What is life?No one really knows....Life is what you make of it, they say.Life is all of the memories and emotions wrapped up in your mind through time.When you are born is when life starts, when you ...
Posted by The Nutt" on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 10:04:00 PST

10 cool things to say...or not to say

10. "First person to fall asleep will get teabagged with photographic proof the next morning!" 9. "Wanna see me naked?" 8. "Since you're buyin that, can I see you try it on?" 7. A cool action....rip t...
Posted by The Nutt" on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:37:00 PST

Learning As She Goes

I never knew how much I needed her,Until she said goodbyeI never understood what her love was worth,Until I watched it dieI never knew I she lifted me up,Until she let me fallI guess I never really kn...
Posted by The Nutt" on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:23:00 PST

Down On Sunset Boulevard.....

Well, I wish I had my picture on the Rolling stone todayI wish that the Enquirer spread a rumor that I was gayI wish I had some buddies, some movie stars and suchCause I probably wouldn't worry about ...
Posted by The Nutt" on Mon, 29 May 2006 12:54:00 PST