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Alex

I love my baby

About Me

My name is Alex, I am living in Afghanistan at the moment, and no it is not a vacation. I am a Leo, some people say that I would make a great used car salesman, but they are all jealous. I consider myself to be one of the funnier people on this earth. Some people say my personnality does not pass for humor, and is to be considered a crime in some countries where they would actually cut off my thumbs. I am an office dancer, hoping that I can make it to Broadway with my latest musical "Ham Wallet", it is more of a B production. I like to drink myself to the point of borderline retaredness, not sure if that is even a word.......MOVING ON, I am a very laid back kind of guy, I dont get wild unless alcohol is involved and then I hold no morals or responsibilities what so ever. I ve been called a Smart Ass, I think in Latin that means "sexy Son of a B@%*&, I could be wrong, but I am not. If you want to know more your going to have to leave a message or comment, and no I am not a Morgan Freeman look alike.
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My Interests

Football, rugby, hockey, basketball, underwater basket weaving, double fisting drinks, girl fights, the occasional yoga, oragami, beaver hunting (the animal, people), fishing, drunkin golf, beer pong and laying pipe... width="325" height="325" ..

I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie, Pam Anderson before Hepatitus C, Beyonce, Jessica Simpson, Carmen Electra, Yoda, Mr. Leary, Ellion Gonzalez, the inventor of the porta jon because we need to have words.

Music:

Rap, country, some blues, and of course there is a time and place for the loud and abusive stuff too. I really listen to everything.

Movies:

Blackhawk down, Braveheart, Jarhead, Saw 1 and 2, We were soldiers, Platoon. On the other hand I liked 50 first dates, Van Wilder, Super Troopers, waiting, Animal House, and Wedding Crashers.

Television:

I am a soldier, we dont watch a lot of T V. Afganistan doesn t really offer a Survivor Series. HA HA

Books:

I am a big fan of Ann Rice(Interview with the Vampire) and Steven King(Peter Straub)

Heroes:

My fallen troops, and my father.