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KEONI

I FOUND A MOONROCK IN MY NOSE

About Me

rem 911first off i jus want 2 make a shout out 2 my uncle.he jus died in a terrible motorcycle accident by a lady who wasnt paying attention 2 anething at the time.i love you david and will never fo'get you.and 2 my baby Andrea who supported me through everything as well as my best friend mia,mahalo guyz and i love youok now,a hawaiian saying-when u leave home,leave all ur troubles behind,cuz when u get back,they'll all still be thurr.ok newho,WWWAAAAAZZZZZZUUUUUPP mie names john,or as they say in hawaii-keoni,but every 1 callz me jay.k so u wanna know a lil bout me.well first off,I LOVE PINEAPPLE,& SNORKELING W/ MIE DAD..ok,well i think im bout 5'7 w/ dark brown hair and brown eyes.i go 2 quartz hill high.i love mie skool cuz itz were i met mie best friend,mia she made mie freshmen year of high skool mie best skool year yet.shes a great person 2 be best friendz with and i couldn't ask 4 a better 1,i luv her sooo much.but,the love of mie life is mie baby gurl Andrea,with her mie best skool year wuz 7th grade cuz thatz wen i met her.i couldn't ask 4 any 1 better,I LOVE YOU ANDREA.ok,i love plating the drums,& doing stupid stuff that gets u in the emergency room.muzic is mie life,i love making it.and slipknot iz mie favorite band,they kick azz.well i would say more but imma make u ask me,if u wanna know sumthin,jus ask.
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Whatever happened to those days??Remember when.....girls had cooties, when friends always listened to you, when dreams were unshattered and worries were few. when recess was too short and life was too long. when decisions came easily with no need to belong when storks delivered babies and passions werent so strong when friendships werent broken, right was right and wrong was wrong. when bad things didnt happen, only skinned knees brought tears and the night light quieted all our fears. when decisions were solved by "eenie, meenie, minee, mo." when boys were so YuCkY! and goodbye only meant till tomorrow. when your clothes didnt need to match and real friends didnt part. and the fun went on forever without a broken heart... getting high meant swinging at the playground. your worst enemies were your siblings. race issues were who ran the fastest. war was a card game. the only drug you knew of was couqh medicine wearing skirts didn't mean you were a slut. The only thing you smoked was the tires on your bike and the only things that can get broken were your toys.life was simple and care free, but what i remember the most was wanting to grow up.

My Interests

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS ST.ROBERT WILLKOMMmy interests include playing the drums,making music,going to the mall and movies,and doing stupid stuff that getz u in the emergency room jet li is 1 of my idols
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: john
Birthday: 12-5-88
Birthplace: orange,ca
Current Location: lancaster
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: a lot of stuff
The Shoes You Wore Today: adidas
Your Weakness: myself
Your Fears: loosing the 1 i love
Your Perfect Pizza: no idear
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: DRIVE
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: thinkin about my baby gurl
Your Best Physical Feature: i dono
Your Bedtime: wenever the hell i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: wen life wuz worry free
Pepsi or Coke: doesnt matter
MacDonalds or Burger King: buger king
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: doesnt matter
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: hell yep
Do you Sing: sum x's
Do you Shower Daily: of coarse
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: ya
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: ya
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: i donno
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: wen thurr not pissin me off
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell ya
Do you play an Instrument: drums baby
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i fo'get
In the past month have you Smoked: hell no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hell no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ya
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope,but i want 2
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: ya
How do you want to Die: doing sumthing i love the most
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a few thingz
What country would you most like to Visit: europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown,light blue
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: doesnt matter
Weight: doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: doesnt matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: way,way,2 many
Number of Piercings: none yet
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2 manny

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!In The End(It starts with) One thing / I don’t know why It doesn’t even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It’s so unreal Didn’t look out below Watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on / but didn’t even know Wasted it all just to Watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when I tried so hardAnd got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matterOne thing / I don’t know why It doesn’t even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I’m surprised it got so (far) Things aren’t the way they were before You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me In the end You kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when I I tried so hardAnd got so far But in the end It doesn’t even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn’t even matterI’ve put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go And for all this There’s only one thing you should know I’ve put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go And for all this There’s only one thing you should know I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn’t even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn’t even matterlisten to your heart I know there's something in the wake of your smile. I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yea. You've built a love but that love falls apart. Your little piece of heaven turns too dark.Listen to your heart when he's calling for you. Listen to your heart there's nothing else you can do. I don't know where you're going and I don't know why, but listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye.Sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile. The precious moments are all lost in the tide, yea. They're swept away and nothing is what is seems, the feeling of belonging to your dreams.And there are voices that want to be heard. So much to mention but you can't find the words. The scent of magic, the beauty that's been when love was wilder than the wind.

I'd like to meet:

SLIPKNOT.and any 1 who would b interested in meeting me.i wanna meet a tattoo artist w/ no tattoo's,1 of thoz guys who talks really fast in car comercials(i would love 2 argue w/ him).i also wanna meet jesse james,all the actresses i think r hott,george lopez my bestest friend mia and i a once in a lifetime pix-were actually thinking-lol- jesse james rox,he's another idol of mineThings to do at WAL-MART1. Get 24 boxes of tampons and put them in carts of guys when there notlooking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies restroom.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in House wares' . . and see what happens.5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in, if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick yournose.10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using differentsized funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"And last but not least:15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while, then yell loudly:"There's no toilet paper in here!"top 10 things 2 do @ the mall10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!" 9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke.6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.4. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof".3. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.1. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."

Music:

SLIPKNOT ROX.my other fav.bands r linkin park,korn,mudvayne.i bassically love anything i can headbang A LOT 2 and dance 2.and now 4 a toast- never lie,steal,cheat or drinkbut if u must lie,lie in the armz of the 1 u love if u must steal,steal away from bad company if u muct cheat,cheat death and if u must drink,drink in the moments that take your breath away my fav band slipknot my fav drummer joey jordison joey's drumsVideo code provided by HotCodez.com

Movies:

i love a LOT of movies,its so hard 2 pic a fav.i l LOVE scary movies & action.comedies rock 2.but i think i would have 2 say my 2 fav movies r Waynes World & Ferris Beullers Day Off cuz my dad and i wenever we watch them he rewindz the funniest partz over and over again untill we finally stop laughing our azzez off,and the best part about them r watching them wit him

Television:

i dont like watchin t.v that much cuz its boring.but wen i do i watch my favorite t.v shows monster garage,george lopez,viva la bam,jackass,team sanches and the simpsons.oh and jerry springer rox.c'mon ppl,how kool is a doll that runz round w/ a knife

Books:

the only book i like is Holes,beyond that, im not a very reading person,i like to look at pictures

Heroes:

my hero is my dad.i also idolize jesse james,slipknot,& jet li.My baby gurl Andrea,and my best friend Mia,w/o them,nothing is possible