My Weekend, Annoying Friends, Fall Semester and a Cartoon! |
My Weekend: This past weekend was a very busy one. Friday I hung out with Kaley, Chelsea and Angie and we well...we hung out and made the nastiest jello shots I've ver had. We played this...
Posted by megN on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:10:00 PST |
A Letter To A Moron |
Dear Student Who Slept Through Our Entire Class,Damn, you're cool. I was really impressed by the way you made it to class today even though you were so exhausted from the night of intense partying you...
Posted by megN on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:28:00 PST |
Happenings in My Life (Warning: HIGHLY funny!) |
All of my excitement of having the end of the semester near and and exciting plans for the summer have been narrowed down to one final, brooding question: Why do suicide bombe...
Posted by megN on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:03:00 PST |
Grass. |
Today, for the first time since about 3rd grade, I really noticed the grass. It was on my way to the math lab when I looked down at the grass I was walking on, and a flood of memories from grade schoo...
Posted by megN on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:56:00 PST |
Cool Thingy of the Day! Plus: A Picture! |
Like the back of my hand. Example: "I know San Jose like the back of my hand." I feel like I should emphasize to the masses what a brilliant saying this really is. Mostly just because the first time I...
Posted by megN on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:49:00 PST |
You aren't even a police officer. |
I'm just going to get to the story: This morning I was running a little late, so I decided to park on the street instead of take the bus to classes. There are...
Posted by megN on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:58:00 PST |
BOOBS! |
But really, what's the point in writing a "catch phrase" as the first sentence of a paper? To draw a reader in? To incite desire to read the rest of it? To give them false hop...
Posted by megN on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:40:00 PST |
From A to B |
Here's a turn of phrase that's fun to pick on: "To get from point A to point B." Example: My car sucks, but it gets me from point A to point B. What the hell kind of expression is this? Who label...
Posted by megN on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:40:00 PST |
in response to me last post... |
In short, you can hire one midget to wash your lower half, and hang another from the ceiling to wash your upper half. Like on a pulley system. A third one would be needed to adjust the ropes, of cours...
Posted by megN on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:53:00 PST |
...because I'm a sucker for two posts at a time... |
Okay, first of all, citrus-flavored mouthwash? Whose perverse idea was that? I can't even keep this shit in my mouth long enough to make a disgusted face in the mirror, much less long enough for it to...
Posted by megN on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:22:00 PST |
