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Cyril Sessioneer

Bitch on a pension suck my dong!!!?...

About Me

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MySpace Layouts MySpace Editor Icons Collage MySpace Graphics MySpace CodesHellae to all...These things are really hard to come up with froth about yourself ent they?! Well I'm 20 years old and for a living im an electronics technician. (As all my friends have used this quote, I will also haha!) I like to work hard but play even harder (An added extra!). I love my football more than any feckin ting and play semi-pro level on saturdays with Cadbury Athletic and I kick it back wid ma posse for Moseley O'Nealls on a Sunday. Well im signed for those clubs, at the moment as im a permanent crock in need of a prosthetic (if thats how its spelt?!) knee to work my twinkle toed magic again!!I love gettin writ with the boyo's, and if the girlo's wanna join in, I have no qualms with that!? Erm I don't know what else to say really but if any y'all have any queries please do not hesetate to arsk!

Get to Know Me


...About You...


Eye Color Black
Hair Color Purple
Height 3ft 6
Favorite Color None in particular
Screen Name Greermeister!
Favorite Band Errrm Arctics at the mo
Favorite Movie A few...
Favorite TV Show Spooks...no Lost! A hard one...
Your Car Ford Cortina
Your Hometown Birmingham Mo'fo!
Your Present Town As above...
Your Crush's First Name That would be tellin'...
Your Grade A* all the way baby!
Your Style Trend settin' heart throb with a hint of puff lol...

...Have You Ever...


Sat on your rooftop Ney
Kissed someone in the rain Yey
Danced in a public place Hell yeah, Danny H's all the way!
Smiled for no reason Uh huh
Laughed so hard you cried Haha yeah maaan!
Peed your pants after age 8 Who told you that story!?...
Written a song Not as such, a few rude boy lyricals rippin' my boy roy!...
Sang to someone for no reason Yeah
Performed on a stage School plays
Talked to someone you don't know Every week under the influence
Made out in a theater Nnney
Gone roller skating since 8th grade Errrm...
Been in love Unfortunately

...Can You...


Write with both hands I can
Whistle Yup
Blow a bubble Indeed
Roll your tongue Oui
Cross your eyes Yez
Touch your tongue to your nose No, now thats just wierd
Dance Hell yeah, woohoo!
Speak a different language Do accents count?!...
Impersonate someone I do a great Scott on the pull lol...
Cook anything I do a master class in toast and potnoodles!

...Finish The Line...


If I were a ... Lady I'd non stop play with my diddies haha!
I wish ... Upon a staarrrr, to find out where you are-a-arrre...
So many people don't know ... That secretly I am the voice of Super Ted, the worlds most currageous bear!
I am ... Real bored, can't you tell by the froth!?...
My heart is ... A red muscle with various chambers, veins and arteries. They are so unlike the tradational romance heart shape its untrue!
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My Interests

As previously explained above, I am in love with a mistress known as football, I like to watch a few other sports but don't really partake in any? Erm sciving out of work and having a kip rank quite highly in the interest charts?! Im also a coneseur (Again apologies if spelt wrong!) of fine foods, now im not a fatty bum bum or nothin' but I love my taste buds to delve into a world of extacy from time to time!

I'd like to meet:

You know the usual, footballing heroes, famous gorgeous ladies, Kirsten Dunst in particulae! Any one really who is a bit of a ledge...?!

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Music:

I love ye olde indie rock n roll, Killers, Arctic Monkeys, Fratellis, Kooks etc etc. Iv also jumped on this dirty electro shizzle up the wizzle band wagon, at the moment it's hot maaaaaaaan, mud club been the place of worship! I can listen to most things really as long as the dance along doesn't invlove shockin' it out like a rude bwoy?!

Movies:

Errrrrm Enemy at the gates, Casino, Under siege 2, the Friday trilogy, to many to mention...I like all sorts of stoof.

Television:

Spooks and Lost rock all ass, they are the best TV programs known to man, they are ultra geed. Im also partial to a bit of eastenders, neighbours, you know a little sut'on I can flake in front of?!

Books:

Since school I think Iv read two books A child called it and DaVinci code...They were both rather geed actually, its a shame my usual reading material of nuts, zoo etc doesn't reach such in depth heights?!

Heroes:

Everyones gotta admire their rents ain't they, so me ol' ma and pa, erm Teddy Sheringham I suppose, I don't know why? That Lance Armstrong bloke you've gotta admire for all his stoof, Wolverine from the X-men is a bit of a rude boy too...