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About Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Patrick
Birthday: 23/1/1987
Birthplace: Pusan in SOUTH Korea meaning NOT Communist! Stupid-heads...
Current Location: A little placed called NONE OF YOUR GOTTDAMN BUSINESS
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown. Verrrry brown.
Height: NFI
Right Handed or Left Handed: Evil
Your Heritage: Korean
The Shoes You Wore Today: G6's...
Your Weakness: Not giving a fuck
Your Fears: Starting to give a fuck
Your Perfect Pizza: BBQ Meat Lovers. Or that Quattro Formagio I had somewhere
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Actually make it to the end of the year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BALLIN! (Not that that's overused at all)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the hell are my sheets?
Your Best Physical Feature: My face can do funny things
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out that night
Your Most Missed Memory: TV as a kid. Kid's shows were SO much better back then
Pepsi or Coke: Cocaine is a hell of a drug
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Urk
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: ...
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: I enjoy the occasional blue streak yes
Do you Sing: HAHAHAHAHA Don't start me
Do you Shower Daily: Well more than a certain someone I know ;)
Have you Been in Love: Yeah..
Do you want to go to College: Already there
Do you want to get Married: Probably. If not, I'd like to die in a spectacularly large fire
Do you belive in yourself: No because like martians, the boogey man, bigfoot and hobos, I don't exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Are you a Health Freak: HELL NO
Do you get along with your Parents: Not anymore

Do you play an Instrument: I can get a decent rhythm out of my cousin's head

In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, but for strictly medicinal purposes only...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Hehehe unless 3rd wheeling someone else's counts..
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No but I have consumed around 3kg of chocolate
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep everyday at work
In the past month have you been on Stage: Possibly but I can't remember much after NYE
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Eeeeheheheheeehehehe...
Ever been Drunk: YES YES FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME YES
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Yep
Ever Shoplifted: Sort of
How do you want to Die: In a large spectacular fire, or driving madly in my little Civic
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A bit taller
What country would you most like to Visit: America. Hey George Bush...your name is BUSH! GET IT! BUSH!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Darkish whatever
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Er..shorter than me
Weight: Well so long as you're not like that scary ass emoticon I have on MSN I don't really care
Best Clothing Style: If you can breathe, that's cool
Number of Drugs I have taken: This is odd...
Number of CDs I own: Excuse me but I own a CD for every single one of my iTunes songs.........**NOT**
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Probably 4-7
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Trust me, doing that was easier than thinking of something for myself.
Here's some descriptive words from friends: crazy, insane, nuts, messed up, screwed in the head, odd, bizarre, random (I hate that word), "drunk while sober" and my favourite "like a monkey with a knife".
For the purposes of Science and the good of Humanity, I just measured how tall I am in comparison to the last time I took the measurement, virtually 3 yrs to the day (27/04). I've grown an INCH in 3 yrs! How depressing is that!!!!
I also have a bad pain in my neck as of writing this. Just thought you should know.

My Interests

Laughing at Mike (HAHAHAHAHAHA...), laughing at my cousin Mike (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)...dammit I don't know any more Mike's.

Making my iTunes look dead sexyful (currently at 19312 songs)

I'd like to meet:

Mmm...Canibus because I think he's one of the best lyricists in the world today.

Jermaine Dupri...to punch him in the face.

Ghostface Killah, Little Brother, Lupe Fiasco, Common...eh..basically all the rappers I admire for their skill and not their ability to scream their name repeatedly or adlib random crap in the background of their songs.

Lil Jon...see Jermaine Dupri.

The inventor of 2 minute noodles because he has saved my life while I've been home alone on numerous occasions.

George Bush. To say "HEY! your name is BUSH!!! GET IT! BUSH!"

Greatest. Movie. Moment. Ever.

Greatest. Remixed. Movie. Moment. Ever.

Music:

Before the crack LoL
FREAK ME BABY!!!!!! LoL
FREAK ME BABY!!! The ORIGINAL!

Movies:

Viewaskewniverse films (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma J&SB Strike Back, Clerks 2).

Underworld (not number 2 it was eh...)

BORAT!

Sin City

Can you say...OWNED!!!!! ?

Television:

Family Guy "Everybody out, I need to poop....NOW!"

Invader ZiM "I was the turkey all along!!!!!!!!!!....I WAS THE TURKEY!!!! MEEEEEEE!!!!"

Jackass

Futurama, The Simpsons, TRANSFORMERS (WOOOO S1 on DVD)

Books:

One of the most interesting I've read is 'Body Language' by Allan Pease. An in-freaking-credible look at the human subconsciousness.

The Art Of War - Sun Tzu

A Short History On Nearly Everything - Bill Bryson

Funnily enough there's an author called Patrick Robinson who I read.

Heroes:

My dear Bonnie. Things are tough right now but they WILL get better. You're too strong a person to let this kind of thing bother you for too long.

You are still my greatest inspiration.

My Blog

Clarification

Ok, so according to Mike, what I'm listening to is actually trance. I think that's what he said...it was like...5 hours ago so give me a break.Also, remind me next time we do anything like today that ...
Posted by P. (-C-) on Sat, 26 May 2007 04:47:00 PST

SHOCKING REVELATIONS!

I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!Well not really..and that wouldn't be terribly shocking more like baffling or movie-esque or...actually knowing the oddness of my behaviour and the bizarre things I get myself involv...
Posted by P. (-C-) on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:10:00 PST

WHAT THE HELL

What did I say yesterday?No seriously, what did I say?I GOT A FUCKING PARKING TICKETLEAVEMYFUCKINGCARALONEWORLD...
Posted by P. (-C-) on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:24:00 PST

I DONT GIVE A

I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCKI DONT GIVE A FUCK THAT IM GOING TO BE SWEARING MORE THAN A BUNCH OF SAILORSI DONT GIVE A FUCK MY MSN NAME CONTAINS MORE SWEAR WORDS THAN SHOULD BE SEEN BY PEOPLE ON MY LISTI ...
Posted by P. (-C-) on Wed, 23 May 2007 04:44:00 PST

Offical Rules For Shotgun (Stolen from Alexandre)

Rules So far1. The Shotgunner must be in clear sight of the car, and shotgun can be called regardless of wether the driver is in sight of the car2. If you are the first to be picked up on a journey, y...
Posted by P. (-C-) on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:40:00 PST

WOW

I'm washing my car for the SECOND TIME this year!!!*dies*
Posted by P. (-C-) on Thu, 17 May 2007 05:37:00 PST

Go to stop

Driving with the windows down I think.2 reasons.1. I come home and it looks like I've been drinking/lost sleep for three nights/crying/allergic reaction/poked in the eye2. Sitting at lights and bounci...
Posted by P. (-C-) on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:05:00 PST

The Definition of -Cruel Irony-

Ok we all know about the word "irony" and how it basically means that when you say or state something isn't going to happen, it then proceeds to happen (AND HOW) but in the comedic world there is some...
Posted by P. (-C-) on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:59:00 PST

Ok

The Tribeca rocks because it goes 0-60 in no time and is soooo smooth to drive...drool....And in unrelated news, the lead singer for Fallout Boy needs to be hit by a bus. Driven by Krs-ONE because tha...
Posted by P. (-C-) on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:45:00 PST

ARG

I am so unbelievably tired but I have UNI WORK to do...noooooooo I hate Mondays...the class is so incredibly boring without Jase and Will making fun of each other.And I still don't know what the hell ...
Posted by P. (-C-) on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:01:00 PST