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john

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

a big hairy twat

My Interests

Taxidermy, Alternative Life Styles, Sleeping Rough, Walking the Earth, Picking Fights With The Homeless, Writing Threatening Letters To Des O Connor,Des Lynam and Desree.Eskimo sexing,swine strangling and licking roadkill.The mighty Torquay United

I'd like to meet:

saxon,the cheeky girls and rusty lee,Jack Black

Music:

Red hot Chili Peppers, Dean Martin , Elvis the pelvis, stray cats, russel bray,greenday,the pixies,king kurt ,the long tall texans

Movies:

deep throat, the devil in miss jones, heavy creamers 2,back door raiders 1,2,3 & 4

Television:

last of the summer wine,miss marple

Books:

razzle, big and busty, hot 'n' over 50

Heroes:

Adam Hughes,Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, Ray Mears, Hugh Hefner, Evel Knievel, Steve-o, Steve Irwin, The Super Chaos Brothers, Wolverine, Doris Day,Mr Cling Film, Mistress Rhiannon.