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About Me

Mr. John Webb is generally regarded by all experts as “the greatest person who has ever lived thus far.” He tops the world in fields of science, art, diplomacy, athletics, and fashion. He has won the Nobel Prize, the Pulitzer Prize, and the Booby Prize. He won the Triple Crown in both baseball and horse racing. He’s one bad dude. He is the reigning poet laureate of Iceland. He doesn’t sleep. He was country when country wasn’t cool. Mr. Webb can cook minute rice in thirty seconds. He found the cure for the Summertime Blues. He is a founding member of the Hall of Justice. He shot J.R. Everybody was Kung-fu fighting. It has been proven that Mr. Webb has never been stuck in a traffic jam. He transcribed the Rosetta Stone. He has crossed both the English Channel and the Disney Channel. He climbed Mt. Everest and remarked, “I don’t see what the big deal is.” He fought the law and won. The printer never malfunctions when Mr. Webb prints a document. He has never uttered the phrase “let’s just be friends.” He is so fast that he can turn off the light switch, run to bed, get under the covers and fall asleep before it gets dark... except that he never sleeps (see above). He has never lost a sock in the dryer. Critics have hailed his work as “miraculous,” “pitiful,” and “the funniest work I’ve seen since the out-takes of ‘Cannonball Run 2.’... And oh yeah, when he puts on a Gold Jacket, he is the world’s greatest breakdancer.

My Interests

intramurals

Music:

love it

Movies:

make em

Television:

thinking about it... the work is more steady, they say writers call the shots in TV, but I dunno...

Books:

they're hard...

Heroes:

Muhammed Ali, Michel Platini, Dad, Cubby (my ex-dog, see below)

My Blog

Linda's gone

Hey everyone, my mom, Linda Webb, passed away on March 28, 2007 of complication from cancer. She was 63 years old.Memorial services were held in Conroe, Texas for her March 31. You can read/post comme...
Posted by Webbstar on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST

Linda update

Here ye here ye. The lab results are in. NO CANCER in Linda's lymph node tubes. Whew! That is huge. That's what I was really concerned about. That's good news.The tumor they removed from her temple wa...
Posted by Webbstar on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:13:00 PST

Linda's address

Cards, flowers, golf paraphenalia, new cars welcome!:Mike & Linda Webb54 Fairway ParkMontgomery TX 77356
Posted by Webbstar on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:36:00 PST