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It's Serge, Bitch

You have to get up pretty early in the afternoon to fool me

About Me


I guess I can be described as sorta crazy (well not crazy enough to live in the Ukraine, *cough* Karina). I'm not your average person, but who wants to be average anyway? I guess I'm about 5'4, pretty light due to my fear of the sun (blame it on a flipina mom), almond-shaped eyes, dark hair, and big feet...wait, wait - this is actually my friend Leslie's description of herself from Friendster. I stole it about two years ago & I'm still too lazy to think of anything on my own. (Sorry Leslie) Sad thing is, it's not even that funny - especially since I'm not even Filipino. (You don't even know the amount of messages from people saying, "Oh my god, your half Filipino too!")Anyway, I'm just a laid back, real chill guy who can be friends with almost anyone as long as they have a sense of humor. I believe most people create their own drama, so I try and think things out before getting angry or dramatic over stupid stuff. I know we're not here for a long time, so I'm going to be here for a good time. As you can tell from above, I love joking around even if it's not really funny to other people. I get way too excited about food, I'm a big car dude (I fly to Detroit just for the auto show there - well, maybe to eat chicken rings from White Castle too), I drive a Scion tC even though I'm not a boy racer, I'm insanely fascinated by flight, and lastly, I loves me kitty. Ok, so I don't really have a cat, but if I did, I would probably love it, so there. Oh and one more thing, the seats in my car fold down flat into a "conversation space", so let's have a "conversation"...

My Interests

Commercial aviation, cars - especially Audi & Volkswagen, TV, Sirius radio - where I listen to Howard Stern AND Martha Stewart (I'm probably the only one who does), graphic design & advertising, good restaurants & great food, TiVo, any mixed drink, cooking & baking, architecture, geography & history, going to Rage in LA, having "snacks" at Courtney's before Rage (I hope?!), traveling (the Turks & Caicos/Montreal are my favs), pancakes with bacon inside the batter (can you believe that?!), sleeping hours at a time, Polynesian sauce from Chick-fil-A, shopping at South Coast, exercising the Greer Childers' way (which means making weird faces and blowing loudly - sorta like my last date), looking at random places on Google Earth (like your house), Jake Gyllenhaal, and hot guys.
The aforementioned Greer...

I'd like to meet:

Laid back, happy people who can at least try to not create their own problems. I want to meet a nice guy who is not too serious, who loves to laugh and act crazy sometimes, but mature enough not to wake up face down outside some club on Santa Monica Blvd every night (Although waking up face down in Courtney's bathroom is totally acceptable...& comfortable!). I would love to have an actual boyfriend instead of rummaging through Justin Timberlake's trash can outside his house. And remember, if I wanted to date a drama queen, I would just date Mike. Oh wait......

Music:


Madonna, Cher, Justin, Kelly Clarkson, Nelly Furtado, Blake Lewis, The Avalanches, P!nk, Dido, Eminem (don't tell GLAAD), Muse, Gigi D'Agostino (who sings my favorite song), Kylie (maybe Dannii too), Gwen, Rihanna ("ella,ella,eh,eh..."), The Pussycat Dolls, Bananarama, Mariah, The Killers, Britney (Although I wouldn't give her troubles to a monkey on a rock), Janet aka Damita Jo, Kanye, Beyonce, Gorillaz, 50 cent, Natasha Bedingfield, Robbie Williams, Anastasia, All-American Rejects, random stuff I find on iTunes, any song on Sirius channel 63 (the best station anywhere), really almost anything that has a good beat to it.

Movies:

Moulin Rouge, Brokeback Mountain, Mean Girls, Airplane 1 & 2, The Birdcage, The Lion King, Pleasantville, Saved! (I swear Karina acts like all the characters from Saved rolled into one little Asian girl), Big Daddy, Latter Days, Eating Out 1 & 2 and other gay romantic movies, anything w/ a cute guy in it (ie. Channing Tatum), Mars Attacks! ("They blew up Congress!"), Harold and Kumar go to White Castle (ya I know, but I still laughed)

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Television:


David Letterman (Leno is nothing but a big vagina), Conan O'Brien, Will & Grace, Martha Stewart, Lost, Prison Break, Passions (possibly the worst show on TV & I can't get enough of it), Man vs Wild (Bear Grylls is my new man!), Desperate Housewives, Footballers Wive$, Top Gear, Torchwood (John Barrowman, Ianto, & Cardiff? Might as well turn off the lights & call the cops!) MotorWeek, As The World Turns, Jericho, 30 Rock, some Food network shows like the Barefoot Contessa, Giada, Nigella, Paula Deen, and Dave Lieberman (I wouldn't mind tasting him sometime!), random shows on Logo, Reno 911!, Best Week Ever (upgrade! - they don't do that anymore, do they?), Nip/Tuck, Next, Ab Fab, Mama's Family, Phil of the Future (calm down people, he's over 18 - I've checked), Tyra + Oprah + The View(I dare you to watch all these bitches and see just how fierce daytime TV can be), Laura on Telemundo (And it doesn't matter that I don't know what's going on because I don't speak a word of Spanish - The only thing that matters is that the audience gets to hit the guests!), oh and don't forget Anderson Cooper make news watchin' fun!

Books:

I don't really read many novels 'cause fiction is sorta gay (And not in the good way). I'd rather read about worldly travels, ancient history, or Martha Stewart's trial. Cookbooks are another favorite - I love finding new recipes to try. I'm very much a magazine dude too - I like Car, Top Gear, Automobile, Airways, Star, US Weekly, Out, Details, etc...

Heroes:

My parents & sister, bien sur. David Letterman, Conan O'Brian, Martha Stewart, and Howard Stern (yeah, I want my own talk show). Oh and I can't forget my mentor for the last 46 years, the sexy and oh-so talented, Rachel Ngo.

My Blog

The Oxford Unabridged Gay Dictionary

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Posted by It's Serge, Bitch on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:39:00 PST

You know you're gay when...

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Posted by It's Serge, Bitch on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 05:28:00 PST

One of the best Top Tens in a while...

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Posted by It's Serge, Bitch on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 02:51:00 PST