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Vengance is Mine You Guys, Im Serious...

About Me


I'm a pretty easy going guy. I've been around forever and am currently single. I created everything and love the beach. Everything that ever happened, I did, so that keeps me pretty busy. I usually wear white and rarely shave. I love kittens and hate the Raiders. Anyways, if you want to know more about me, I wrote a book that should cover it called "The Bible." Also, many churches almost exclusively talk about me... width="425" height="350" ....

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone I want to meet, I just arrange their death. We meet shortly after.


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: God The Father
Birthday: Beginning of existence/ December 25th
Birthplace: Bethlehem
Current Location: The Heavens Above
Eye Color: Please don't look me in the eye
Hair Color: White
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I write with my left, I create with my right
Your Heritage: Just me
The Shoes You Wore Today: Air Walks
Your Weakness: Bread (After about 40 days in the wilderness)
Your Fears: Heights, ironically enough
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Manna
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I've always been pretty good at achieving goals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hoigss (hold on I gotta smite someone)
Thoughts First Waking Up: If I "sleep" you're all screwed
Your Best Physical Feature: The beard baby
Your Most Missed Memory: The Dinosaurs
Pepsi or Coke: Holy water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither.. I KNOW how they make that stuff
Single or Group Dates: They all think I act "Holier than thou"
Do you Smoke: It's more of a mist
Do you Swear: I'm the only one allowed to say "GD" by the way
Do you want to go to College: I watch what college kids do everyday. I should have added, "Thou shalt not attend college"
Do you want to get Married: Its not looking too good
Do you belive in yourself: Does God believe in God.. Now there's a question
Do you think you are Attractive: Check out the pics
Are you a Health Freak: no pork
Do you get along with your Parents: I once told them "I brought you into this world, I can take you out" The relationship was always rocky after that
Do you like Thunderstorms: I make them daily
Do you play an Instrument: The Guitar
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I never intened you guys to EAT that, What's wrong with the cows??
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Thou shalt not steal
Ever been Beaten up: Nope

How do you want to Die: I'll never die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm already pretty high up there

Music:

The BoDeans, Most worship teams, Air Supply

Movies:

Sleepless in Seattle, ALL the Hunny I Shrunk the Kids movies. The Passion of the Christ kinda bummed me out, but The Ten Commandments is up there.

Television:

Still working on getting a signal up here, but I'm hearing good things about 24

Heroes:

Noah was pretty clutch, Jerry Falwell, Michael Jordan



My Blog

Want to be on God's top 8?

To all Gods Children:   God loves all you guys.  However, a few of you deserve some extra love from the one above.  For those 6 or 7 people that want to be Gods top 8 there are a few st...
Posted by God on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:15:00 PST

Chronicles of "What if God Had a MySpace"

Chronicles of What if God Had a MySpace   The last week has defiantly been exciting.  On Friday 11:30pm 2006, my video What if God had a MySpace? (Located on my page, among other places) was...
Posted by God on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:31:00 PST

I got a Puppy!

he's really nice
Posted by God on Sun, 07 May 2006 10:31:00 PST

My Day at the Beach

I love the beach. 
Posted by God on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:06:00 PST