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the asshole

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE FACTS STRAIGHT, BEFORE YOU BUY INTO THE BULLSHIT!!!

About Me



I'M LIVIN ON A WORK HARD PARTY HARD MANTALLITY RIGHT NOW. IF IT WASN'T FOR THOSE DAMN GOALS AND ASPERATIONS I'D BE PARTYIN 24/7. OH WELL, PENDING A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET OR A MILLIONAIRE SUGAR MOMMA THATS PROBABLY HOW ITS JUST GOTTA BE.

My Interests


THE JERSEY TRIP TO STEAL A CAR AND GET A CHEESE STEAK:
SHOWS ROUND CINCI:
X-MAS WITH THE YOUNGIN:

I'd like to meet:


PEOPLE THAT DON'T SUCK!!! I'M ON A CONSTANT FORWARD MOTION WITH MY LIFE, THOSE THAT BREED NEGATIVITY AND DRAMA ARE JUST DEAD WEIGHT TO ME. I ALSO CAN'T STAND LIARS AND PEOPLE I DON'T FEEL LIKE I CAN TRUST. IF IT ISN'T TRUE DON'T SAY IT, IF YOUR INTENSIONS LIE WITH ILL WILL FORGET YOU EVER MET ME AND HAVE A NICE LIFE. I DRAW MY OPPINIONS OF PEOPLE BASED ON PERSONALITY ALONE. IF YOU ARE MEAN, HATEFUL, PETTY, JUDGEMENTAL, CONCEADED OR VEIN CONGRADULATION, YOU HAVE AN UGLY PERSONALITY. PHYSICAL BEAUTY IS GREAT TO LOOK AT BUT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT TO ME IF YOU'RE UGLY ON THE INSIDE. I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYIN TO GET AT IS, I ONLY WANT TO MEET REALLY GENUINE PEOPLE THAT WON'T TRY TO DRAG ME OR OTHERS DOWN JUST TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER. ..

PEOPLE I'D RATHER NOT MEET: LIARS, JUNKIES, RACISTS, HARDCORE ALCHOLICS, PEOPLE CONTENT TO FLOAT THRU LIFE LIKE LUMPS OF CRAP, THOSE WITH NO SELF RESPECT, DIE HARD LAZY ASSES, BARNEY, THEIVES, ANYONE THAT THINKS THEY ARE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE FOR ANY REASON WHAT SO EVER, HATERS, BRENDAN FRASER, MINORS, AND I'M SURE I'LL THINK OF MORE AS TIME GOES ONHOW TO BE EMO : ....

Music:


PENNYWISE
NOFX
BAD RELIGION
AGAINST ME!
BLINK 182
(old) GREEN DAY
OFFSPRING
LOCAL H
SOCIAL DISTORTION
SUICIDE MACHINES
SEX PISTOLS
DEAD KENNEDYS
RISE AGAINST
LESS THAN JAKE
WHITE ZOMBIE
MAROLYN MANSON
JEWEL (before she went pop)
BILLY IDOL
BILLY TALENT
WEEZER
MUSTARD PLUG
MAD CADDIES
500 MILES TO MEMPHIS
DEATH IN GRACELAND
KILL CITY
AQUABATS
WHOLE WHEAT BREAD
SUM 41
THE SOVIETTES
THE EPOXIES
ANTI-FLAG
CHIXDIGGIT!
LAGWAGON
PANTERA
LESS THAN JAKE
ME FIRST AND THE GIMME GIMMES
SMOKE OR FIRE
WIZO
88 FINGERS LOUIE
AGAISNT ALL AUTHORITY
H2O
KRISTEN KEY
(some) ALLISTER
RIVER BOAT GAMBLERS
DEAD TO ME
ALONE AT 3AM
ARCARSENAL
BURNSIDE
KRINJ
LEGAL IN VEGAS
LOST HANDS FOUND FINGERS
THE PINSTRIPES
THE VIRGINS
LEFT ALONE
VOO DOO GLOW SKULLS
RAMONES
GOLD FINGER
BOUNCING SOULS
SMOKE OR FIRE
NIRVANA
SYSTEM OF A DOWN
DOG FASHION DISCO
SMASHING PUMPKINS
MINOR THREAT
REAL BIG FISH
JOAN JET AND THE BLACKHAWKS

Movies:

SLACKERS
VAN WYLDER
GHOST IN THE SHELL
BAD BOYS
SIN CITY
GRAMMA'S BOY
BILLY MADISON
HAPPY GILMORE
DUMB AND DUMBER
CABLE GUY
EMPIRE RECORDS
OCTOBER SKY
MALL RATZ
CHASING AMY
CLERKS
DOGMA
JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK
JUST FRIENDS
AMITYVILLE HORROR
EVIL DEAD
ARMY OF DARKNESS
LABYRINTH
PIRATES OF THE CARABEAN
FIGHT CLUB
EUROTRIP
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF
SNATCH
AMERICAN PIE
PRINCESS BRIDE
OCEANS 11
PORN
IDOL HANDS
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
DAWN OF THE DEAD
SILENT HILL
FIGHT CLUB
ROAD TRIP
CONSTANTINE
THE ISLAND
DETROIT ROCK CITY
HELL BOY
WEDDING CRASHERS
MATRIX 1 AND 3
BLADE 1 AND 3
HISTORY OF VIOLENCE
TOMMY BOY
BLACK SHEEP
UNDERWORLD
ORANGE COUNTY
BUTTERFLY EFFECT
SHALLOW HAL
MONSTER
UNFAITHFUL
40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
S.W.A.T.

Television:


Books:

THE INFAMOUS “BEER NIGHT” SAGA OCTOBER 23rd ‘98- JANUARY 29th ‘99 YOUNG DRUNK AND STOOPID... ...AND LOVIN EVERY SECOND OF IT! EIGHT YEARS GENTLEMEN AND LIZ, DON’T THINK I’M NOT GONNA ROUND ALL YOU FUCKERS UP FOR SOME KINDA INSANE DRUNKIN REUNION SOMEDAY.R.I.P. WALL OF JENNY, WALL OF STUFF, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY “BIG RED”.

Heroes:

ANYONE WHO'S TAKEN A DREAM AND ACTUALLY MADE IT THEIR REALLITY

My Blog

PRELUDE TO AN END

ok, i really want this to be a dead issue. i want use my words to draw the clearest picture possible for her and all that just don't get it. i'll have some free time, since i'm currently out of a job,...
Posted by the asshole on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 05:07:00 PST

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I AM BEING CIVIL, BY NOT RUNNING MY BIG FACE HOLE ABOUT YOU. YOUR LIKE FUCKIN HURPEES, EVERY TIME I THINK YOUR GONE YOU FUCKIN SHOW UP AGAIN, AND I HATE IT. YOU LIKED THE BEER NIGHT PICS, WO...
Posted by the asshole on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:53:00 PST

DID YOU MISS ME?

ok, it's been awhile since i've been blessed with controversial reason and/or any adverse inspiration to write an attention drawing blog. I assure you I'm almost sorry. I can't help it, usual I get re...
Posted by the asshole on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST

THE HATCHET HAS BEEN BURIED!

after alot of conversation, points of veiw being expressed, and understandings being met jen and myself have decided to give one another a second change at the whole friendship thing. it's good t...
Posted by the asshole on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:20:00 PST

FUCK THIS PLACE, I'M GOIN BACK TO JERSEY!!!

I CAN'T FUCKIN STAND THIS FUCKIN STATE AND ALL YOU WEAK ASS POLE SMOKING PSYCO HILLBILLY TRAILER PARKER DWELLIN FAGGOTS. YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF NON-DRIVING NO TURN SIGNAL USIN DRUGGED OUT ALCOHOLIC MO...
Posted by the asshole on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:08:00 PST

FUCK OFF 2: the sequel

ARE YOU FUCKIN RETARD OR JUST PSYCHOTIC? HOW CAN SOMEONE MAKE IT MORE CLEAR THAT THEY WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU? PLEASE TELL ME HOW THAT IS ACCOMPLISHED AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FULFILL THE REQUIRE...
Posted by the asshole on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:31:00 PST

DO YOU REALLY KNOW ME?

THIS IS A TEST OF YOUR TRUE KNOWLEDGE OF JAY "THE ASSHOLE": 1) WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR?   Y) RED   A) GREEN   J) BLUE   G) ULTRAVIOLET TAN 2) WHAT'S THE ONLY BRAND OF SHOE I WILL...
Posted by the asshole on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST

it's horrable, but i laughted when i heard it.

a woman is out trying to find that perfect gift for her husband on their thirtieth anniversary, when she comes across a sex shop. she enters, aproaches the man behind the counter and asks, "what shoul...
Posted by the asshole on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:28:00 PST

JEN

IF YOU STILL WANNA TALK I'LL SEE YOU AT THE SHOW. VETO YOU SHOULD COME TOO IF YOU WANT. LEAVE YOUR BROTHER AT HOME, THIS TIME. THE FUCKS, WEDNESDAY DEC 6TH, POISON ROOM. IT STARTS AT 9, I'LL BE THERE ...
Posted by the asshole on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:52:00 PST

HAVE FUN WITHOUT ME...

...AS MUCH AS I LOVE ANTI-FLAG, I CAN'T STAND BOGART'S!!! WAR SUCKS LET'S PARTY! 4-20-07, BOGARTS...   Friends, Family, comrades! We are proud to announce the WAR SUCKS, LET'S PARTY TOUR. This ...
Posted by the asshole on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST