ShannoN

.. .. I have nothing to say. Maybe later. My favorite day is Thursday because the next day's Friday. Friday's are never as good as you would hope them to be. I don't like Fridays because the next day is Saturday. Saturdays always suck because of Sundays, the day where you can't really enjoy yourself because you're too busy thinking about what you have to do on Monday. It's a little sad though, I mean if I was a day I definitely wouldn't want to be Monday. Everyone would hate me but it's not like it's my fault people start working on my day. Geez man, don't start hating just because you chose to start the week on my day. You could've picked Sunday (since that's the beginning of a calendar week and allllllllll but noooooooo). Then again, no one gives a shit about Tuesdays and if Sundays were to become Mondays, I'd end up having to be Tuesday. I'd rather people hate me than not care at all. So I guess I'm glad to be Monday. Feels good to be me. There's never anything good to eat when I'm hungry. I have no excuse for being bored. I've never been to a slaughterhouse. Does anyone want to come with me? I'd probably need an oxygen mask or something. I like turtles. I wouldn't like them as much if they were fast walkers. Hmmm...maybe I'll start walking slow. Wait, I already tried that. Walking slow sucks. People start staring at you and somehow you can read everything their thinking. Then you hope they can read your mind saying, "I just had surgery okay. That's why I can't walk as fast as you so stop giving me a what the hell's wrong with you look". It's a good thing though; Forcefully being slowed down in life gives you more time to take in your environment, talk to people you wouldn't normally talk to only because you have no other way of avoiding them. But then after that conversation, you wish you could've made the time for people before instead of wondering whether you should even say hi to them while they walk pass you. Well, Helloooooooooooooo! To anyone I haven't said hi to because I couldn't get the nerve to say hi to you in your face. Either because of some dark past we have together or because you used to get made fun of in highschool and saying hello would be an automatic lowering of my status. But see, that was all back when I was stupid and cared about what other stupid people thought of me. I'm still stupid but you know, I've gotten better. I probably shouldn't say I'm stupid because I might start believing it blah blah blah. I am the smartest person in the world. I am smarter than a North Korean. Whatever, I could make a bomb if I really wanted to. I AM NOT A TERRORIST and if I was I'd want everyone to call me SHANNON, THE TERRORIST. So what do you have to do to get into the Terrorist club?It must be freezing in Sweden right now. Is there a colder word for "freezing"? Hmmm Anyway I spread my love to the slice of bread of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I have nothing else to say. Only this, If I had permission to take over the world, I would kill every single person living in it. I joke I joke I love people. They're great. However, I will make recycling mandatory! I was seriously joking about killing people. So nobody get freaked out or anything. Hmm maybe I should just delete that sentence. Whatever, that's all I have to say. This is stupid. Okay nobody read this. It's too late. shit. okay bye.enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" style='display:none' autostart='true' loop='1'..