Tef Hefner

There's not much I can say about myself...I'm extremely laid-back and just like to get to know new people...Holla at me and you can find out everything that you ever wanted to know...ha...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Teflon G. Moneybags
Birthday: June 33rd...
Birthplace: Illinois...
Current Location: San Antonio, Texas...
Eye Color: Brown...
Hair Color: Black...
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both when I'm lonely...ha...
Your Heritage: Natural Man Baby...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Slippers, I'm chillin...
Your Weakness: Women...
Your Fears: Heights and sirens...ha....
Your Perfect Pizza: Alfano's Pizza...Rock Island, Illinois...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Vitality Success...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "What does that mean"...ha...
Thoughts First Waking Up: What a night!...ha...
Your Best Physical Feature: My talley-whacker...ha...
Your Bedtime: When I die...
Your Most Missed Memory: Terry Lee Bracy...My Father...
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi...
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King...
Single or Group Dates: Single...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate...
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither...
Do you Smoke: Cigs?...yeah...Buds?...Yippee! Hell Yeah!!...
Do you Swear: As much as fuckin' possible...ha...
Do you Sing: Like a happy Troll...
Do you Shower Daily: Before leaving and/or "entertaining"...ha...
Have you Been in Love: Oh yeah...
Do you want to go to College: Momma says college is the devil...ha...
Do you want to get Married: Ask me something that dumb again...
Do you belive in yourself: I "believe" in my self...Learn to spell asshole...
Do you get Motion Sickness: On waterbeds...ha...
Do you think you are Attractive: I do pretty good for myself...
Are you a Health Freak: I'm some kind of freak...ha...
Do you get along with your Parents: When I get my $5 back....maybe...
Do you like Thunderstorms: If the electricity stays on...
Do you play an Instrument: The cowbell...ha...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Only beer, I rarely drink...
In the past month have you Smoked: Uhhh...In the past minute I've smoked...ha...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Ritalin, but it helps me to....What's the question...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sorta...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't eat oreos...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Real sushi, or "sushi-sushi"...ha...
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world is a stage...Shakespeare...ha...
In the past month have you been Dumped: Don't believe her...she's crazy...ha...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I took a bath...does that count...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Is picking pockets really stealing...
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No, but I'm called whore daily...
Ever been Beaten up: See, what had happened was...
Ever Shoplifted: How else would I get a "Beat It" jacket...
How do you want to Die: Bustin' a huge nutt...ha...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Batman...
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green...
Favourite Hair Color: Black...
Short or Long Hair: Long...
Height: 4'10"...to...5-5
Weight: Less than me...628 pounds...
Best Clothing Style: Thongs...
Number of Drugs I have taken: Since I started this survey...15...
Number of CDs I own: Two....Milli Vanilli and Kenny Rogers...don't hate...
Number of Piercings: Three...My balls and one ankle...ha...
Number of Tattoos: Eight...honestly...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 487,872,064,437...and counting...
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