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Sir John Reid Hatchporch

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About Me



I look at the world like this:

...and this:

Hear my music here at MySpace .

Check out my website .

Or read my brand new politics/current events blog here . An offshoot of the bulletins I post here on MySpace, any news bulletin I post here will be archived in the blog for posterity.

ME:

WORDS OF WISDOM:

"It is said that civilized man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God. Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total DICKHEAD to remind me I'm best."

--Edmund Blackadder; "Blackadder II"

My Interests

The '80s • being a human jukebox (not beatbox, although I can do that too) • chicken • Disneyland • grammar • Halloween • hygiene • insomnia • karaoke • libertarianism • logic • music • music • music • nerdy types • new wave • observation • pizza • postmodernism • punctuation • salads • Sobe • spelling • synthesizers • teetotaling • thought (especially before speaking and acting) • tolerance (although I think there should be a more appropriate term) • the UK • video games. (I'm quite a hit at parties, as you might imagine.)

I'd like to meet:

• Like-minded people
• Creative folks that aren't psychotic or self-nihilistic
• Fellow geeks and young alien types
• Local keyboard players to play my music
• Teetotalers (Are there any left on Earth?)
• People who enjoy thinking and can put together a complete sentence
• People who value who you are over what you do (or don't do) for a living
• People who value Truth
• Musicians who put the music FIRST
• Willow Rosenberg

Music:

Here are my top two tiers or so of favorite artists, in order, more or less:

Talking Heads • Devo • They Might Be Giants • The Divine Comedy • Elvis Costello (esp. w/ the Attractions) • The Magnetic Fields (and other Stephin Merritt projects, particularly Future Bible Heroes) • XTC (and The Dukes Of Stratosphear) • Oingo Boingo • The Beatles (and various solo work) • The Smiths (and Morrissey ) • The Pixies • Thomas Dolby • Kraftwerk • Sparks • Beck • Eels • Weezer (1994-1996) • The Modern Lovers (and Jonathan Richman ) • Ben Folds Five (and Ben Folds solo) • David Bowie (1967-1983) • Pulsars • The Velvet Underground • The Beach Boys (1962-1977) (and Brian Wilson ) • The B-52's • Love • Joe Jackson (mainly 1979-1982) • The Rentals • New Musik • The White Stripes • Nirvana • Bjork • The Cars • Pet Shop Boys (the Ramones of synthpop) • The Ramones • Michael Jackson (yeah, yeah, I know) • Jimi Hendrix (especially with The Experience) • The Doors • The Monkees (1966-1969) • Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters • John Daker .

Etc. etc. etc.

If you're really bored, check out my 25 desert island discs . (I reserve the right to edit.)

Some excellent local bands that you really ought to check out: Present Tense . The Scandells . Vena Cava . SlowMo Erotic .

Some cool not-so-local bands: Ted Tobbin And The Pedestrian . The Undone .

Movies:

Ghostbusters • Grosse Pointe Blank • Pee-wee's Big Adventure • Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Star Wars: Episodes III-VI • Dead Poets Society • Rushmore • This Is Spinal Tap • The Christopher Guest Trilogy (Waiting For Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Best In Show, in that order) • Ghost World • Better Off Dead • That Thing You Do! • Stop Making Sense • Clue • The Breakfast Club • Being John Malkovich • Reservoir Dogs • Pulp Fiction • Raiders Of The Lost Ark • The Princess Bride • Happy Gilmore • Three Amigos! • Mystery Men • Spaceballs • High Fidelity • The Sixth Sense • Fletch • Hudson Hawk (yes, I'm serious).
DIRECTORS: Christopher Guest • Wes Anderson • Quentin Tarantino • Spike Jonze • John Hughes (up to about 1989) • Tim Burton (sometimes) • M. Night Shyamalan (including "The Village," dammit!) • Alfred Hitchcock.
ACTORS: Christopher Guest • Eugene Levy • John Cusack • Gary Oldman • Johnny Depp • Steve Buscemi • Kevin Spacey • Samuel L. Jackson (before he lost all sense of quality control) • Dan Aykroyd (in his heyday) • Harrison Ford (heyday) • Bill Murray • Rick Moranis • Bruce Willis (sometimes) • Robin Williams (more for his dramatic work than comedic, ironically).
ACTRESSES: Parker Posey (*sigh*) • Minnie Driver • Rachel Weisz • Kate Winslet • Alyson Hannigan (*sigh again*) • Olivia Williams • Catherine O'Hara • Joan Cusack • Catherine Keener • Thora Birch.
I got bored. Here is my DVD collection.

Television:

I haven't really watched television since college (and with good reason, I feel). Most of my favorites are old:

Seinfeld • Mystery Science Theater 3000 • SCTV • Curb Your Enthusiasm • Blackadder • Fawlty Towers • Monty Python's Flying Circus • Late Night with Conan O'Brien • Saturday Night Live (even now) • The Daily Show with Jon Stewart • Family Ties • Three's Company • Real Time with Bill Maher • Penn & Teller: Bullsh*t! • In Living Color • The Kids In The Hall • The Twilight Zone • Pee-wee's Playhouse • NewsRadio • Countdown with Keith Olbermann • Square One TV • Ladysmith Black Mambazo in Outer Space • Jihad .

Books:

The Beatles: Recording Sessions by Mark Lewisohn • Brave New World by Aldous Huxley • Breakfast Of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut • A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Man by James Joyce • Bridge To Terabithia by Katherine Paterson • SCTV: Behind The Scenes by Dave Thomas.

Sadly, I haven't read many novels for pleasure since college, but I absolutely devour music biographies.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks • Elvis Costello • Kurt Vonnegut • DEVO • Kraftwerk • Larry David • Best Brains • Christopher Guest • Galileo • Morrissey • Paul Frees • Richard Edlund • Robert Moog • Thomas Dolby oH?A2 Louis Tully • Cameron Frye • Fred Schneider.

My Blog

"They're only words, and words are all I have..." (iPod meme quiz)

Some of these will be really easy, others I would imagine would be next to impossible.  (Good luck getting number 9.  I sometimes think I'm the only one left who listens to this band.)1. Put...
Posted by GOULET! on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:01:00 PST

"2006": The Year In Quotes (Part II: The Best Of Bill Maher)

Yes, I know he tends to polarize people, so I'm sure you know what you're getting into by reading further. Please, no hate comments.------------------------------------------------"An d finally, New Ru...
Posted by GOULET! on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 05:57:00 PST

"2006": The Year In Quotes (Part I)

Well, it's that time again.  As you know, I love writing down amusing and interesting things that people say.  This year, I'm going to be seperating these into three different blogs, with Bi...
Posted by GOULET! on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:26:00 PST

James Brown RIP

That's right, folks. The Godfather of Soul has died.I don't normally post blogs when someone dies...but EVERYONE needs to give this guy props. As influential as Elvis Presley, if not moreso.I've inclu...
Posted by GOULET! on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 03:58:00 PST

"Here is a song to sing to do the measuring."

Music Memories Survey 1) What was the first song you remember hearing? Oh dear.  Impossible to say, although my first musical memories are all late '70s pop and disco songs: "Macho Man" by The...
Posted by GOULET! on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:10:00 PST

"I was delayed, I was waylaid..." (TAGGED)

I was "tagged" by Bonnie and now I have to fill this out.  (Well, not have to, but I'm feeling generous, I guess.)  Normally I hate these things and ally them with chain mail letters and cut...
Posted by GOULET! on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:35:00 PST

"Two personages are required."

  You know, if I had written this song, I think I would have done it a bit differently.  My changes appear parenthetically.    For instance, the chorus would go thusly:  ...
Posted by GOULET! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:13:00 PST

My Halloween podcast! (Re-post from last year)

I had a lot of fun putting this together last year so I thought I'd re-post it this year. ===================================== "STINKIN' LIKE THE BREATH OF BEELZEBUB" OBLIGATORY INTRODUCTORY PARAGRA...
Posted by GOULET! on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 06:40:00 PST

"Clap your hands, everybody...everybody, clap your hands!"

If we're going by the definitions given below, I'd personally say I'm much more of a geek-dork than a nerd...but whatever.   My score on The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test:Modern, Cool Nerd(60 % Nerd...
Posted by GOULET! on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:51:00 PST

Top Ten Rejected Names for Gnarls Barkley

Courtesy of Brad and I. From the home office in Lebanon, Pennsylvania...TOP TEN REJECTED NAMES FOR GNARLS BARKLEY10.  Foolius Irving9.  Pud Webb8.  Careen Abdul-Jabbar7.  Scottie P...
Posted by GOULET! on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:06:00 PST