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Mr. Keezy

The farther I fall i'm beside you, as lost as i get i will find you.....forever and ever i am a part

About Me

What up fool??? Seems how you have stumbled across my page, I suppose I should explain who I am. My name is Mike Keezy and I am a 24 year old Asshole Conservative Tire Technician **that's for you James**. I love anything and everything having to do with music. I am in a rap group called divided allegiance and you should check us out and buy our album here:I love listening to music, and watching music dvds. Some of my fav bands are listed on the left if you are interested. I am a rather chill individual, but I have a psychotic side. I am into politics. I hate liberals, and closed minded uber conservatives. I am married to a very awesome woman by the name of Kelli. I love her very much and if you don't like her I will slit your throat and bathe in your blood. I have also become addicted to World Of Warcraft. I am currently working a joe job to pay for shit while I try to make this music thing work. I am also really into movies and reading. Some of my favs from each are also listed on the left so look at them...

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My Interests

Music, Movies, Loving my Wife , Drinkin, Politics, Hating Liberals, Making music. THIS IS THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER MADE: AS WELL AS THIS:

I'd like to meet:

Mike Patton,Michael Savage, Bill Gates **so I can rob him**, Brittney Spears so I can slap her and ask her what the fuck was she thinking and last but not least, my one true hero:

Music:

MIKE PATTON IS GOD AND THIS VIDEO PROVES IT:Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Fantomas, Tomahawk, Lovage, General Patton Vs. The Executioners, Peeping Tom, Kaada/Patton, Dillenger Escape Plan *with Patton on vocals** Anything MIKE PATTON touches pretty much, Deftones, Tenacious D, Team Sleep, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, The Rat Pack, Flight Of The Conchords, George Clinton, The Dresden Dolls, John Kaada, Dalek, Primus, Les Claypool's Bucket Of Bernie Brains, Colonel Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade, Horse The Band, Johnny Cash, The Misfits, Hella, Tool, Bjork, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Twiztid, The Smiths, The Cure, Dan The Automater, Creedence, Dead Kennedys, A perfect circle, Weezer, The Rentals, John Zorn,Marcy Playground, Frank Zappa, Lamb Of God, Blaze, ICP, Steve Miller Band, Wu Tang, Method Man, ODB, The Gorillaz, Rage Against The Machine, Buddy Rich, Louis Armstrong, The Nekromantix, Tiger Army, Bad Brains, Motorhead, Foo Fighters, Ghost Face Killa, Andre Nikatina, Iron Maiden, The Soggy Bottom Boys, Horror movie scores, Dj Danger Mouse, Mf Doom, Danger Doom, Cee Lo, Korn, Gnarls Barkley, The Kyoto Beat Orchestra, Radiohead, Sepultura, Strife, Far, Bob Marley, Matisyahu,Divided Allegiance, MIKE PATTON, Buckethead, Morrisey, Nine Inch Nails, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, The Beatles, Carl Perkins, Elvis Presley, Portishead, Tricky, Massive Attack, Oysterhead, Aqua, Queen, Led Zep, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Nick Drake, Buddy Holly, Death Angel, Squirell Nut Zippers, Victor Wooten,Ice Cube, Bodycount, Eminem, Depeche Mode, Joy Division, and many many more. THIS SONG HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR THREE DAYS:

Movies:

Evil Dead Trilogy, The Big Lebowski, Pee Wees Big Adventure, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre **original and remake**, Napolean Dynamite, Scarface, Office Space, The Toxic Avenger **parts 1 and 4 only**, Terror Firmer, Tromeo And Juliet, Redneck Zombies, Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead, Zombie, Night Of The Creeps, Kingdom Of The Spiders **William Shatner owns you all** The Cell, Cannibal The Musical, South Park, Labrynth, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles **1 and 2 only....go ninja go ninja go**, The Shinning, Ernest Scared Stupid, Mallrats, Clerks, Mullholland Drive, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, Lost Highway, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill, Stand By Me, Ace Ventura, Cky, American Psycho, The Cable Guy, Happy Gilmore, once again too many to name.

Television:

____________________Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Flight Of The Conchords, Degrassi,South Park,Family Guy,Sienfield, and sad to say thanks to Kelli I now watch Charmed

Books:

American Psycho, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Savage Nation, The Enemy Within, Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder, Animal Farm, The Harry Potter Series, A Clockwork Orange, Pretty much anything Stephen King (Even though for some reason he ALWAYS fucks up the endings of almost all of his books), or any book on serial killers.

Heroes:

Mike Patton, Michael Savage, Chino Moreno, Les Claypool, Bruce Campbell, Maynard James Keenan, My Dad, and of course O.J. Simpson (the man can't keep you down forever my friend, one day I will read your book)

My Blog

Lately

So it's been awhile since i've posted a blog, so I figured what the fuck eh? I figured I would give everyone an update on my life and shit. So prepare to soil yourself in amazement. Life: If  you...
Posted by Mr. Keezy on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:28:00 PST

A New One For That Ass Bitch!

This is my first blog in hella days, I promise I won't get political or preachy this time. This blog is about music, and some of the shit i've been listening to lately. First and foremost my favorite...
Posted by Mr. Keezy on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:09:00 PST

Kimsey On Imus

KIMSEY ON IMUS   It's been a long time coming, and I've been feeling rather political lately so here's a brand spanking new blog for that ass: As most of you know, and if you don't I will update ...
Posted by Mr. Keezy on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:56:00 PST

A favorite qoute of mine

"We measure things by what we are.To the maggots in the cheese,the cheese is the universe.To the worms in the corpse, the corpse is the cosmos.How then can we be so sure of our world?Just because of o...
Posted by Mr. Keezy on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST

Hypocrisy

Hypocrisy - noun, plural -sies. 1. a pretense of having a virtuous character, moral or religious beliefs or principles, etc., that one does not really possess. 2. a pretense of having some des...
Posted by Mr. Keezy on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:22:00 PST

Hate Speach/Crimes (New Updated Version)

Hate Speach/Crimes: A Standard White Guy's Opinion If you know me, or read my blogs, you know that I am a very vocal person on certain issues and subjects.  You would also know that I am a conser...
Posted by Mr. Keezy on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:50:00 PST

Why I Think Homosexual Marriage Is Wrong. (Reprise)

I HATE GAYS!!!!!! DIE AND BURN IN HELL YOU FAGS!!!!!! GOD HATES FAGS!!!!!! Just thought I would start off with that to get your attention.  Unlike the crazy bible thumping people that actually sa...
Posted by Mr. Keezy on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:22:00 PST

Friday the 13th.... It's Offical

The After Wedding Pic's          ...
Posted by Mr. Keezy on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:02:00 PST

New Deftones Song....

So if you read my blogs, you know my last post was on the "sideways hair" epedemic that is sweeping this country.  You would also know that I absolutely, in every single once of my being loathe a...
Posted by Mr. Keezy on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:54:00 PST

Why I Loathe "Sideways Hair" Music.....

If you know me, you know that if there is one thing in this world that infuriates me, it would be this new "Sideways Hair" music.  Not just the music but the style and the people that listen to i...
Posted by Mr. Keezy on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:41:00 PST