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Kermit the Hitman

Beware Elmo! Ur gonna die!

About Me

Kermit the Frog here! As you may have noticed, my occupation is a hitman. I go around doing other peoples dirty work such as murdering people other people want dead. That's as simple as it's gonna get. Anyways, I'm now under the contract of Big Bird and currently trying to do away with his arch nemesis, Elmo. That's all there is to know. And if anyone out there needs me for something, you know where to find me.......here!
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My Interests

Guns, knifes, anything that i can basically kill my enemies with! What? I'm a hitman!

I'd like to meet:

This fucking Killer Elmo fella so i can fuck him up for my good friend Big Bird. Motherfucka put Big Bird in the hospital.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kermit the Frog
Birthday: Unknown
Birthplace: Muppetland
Current lOc: Unknown
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Green
Height: Muppet Size
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Muppet
The Shoes You Wore Today: I'm a frog dickheads
Your Weakness: I am to strong to have a weakness
Your Fears: I have no fears
Your Perfect Pizza: Elmo's head ontop
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Kill Elmo
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Kill Elmo
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gotta kill Elmo
Your Best Physical Feature: My frog balls
Your Bedtime: Wheneva
Your Most Missed Memory: Fucking Miss Piggy....man that muppet orgy was good!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: I'm a hitman, i don't live to date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate....like Elmo's shit afta i kill him
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: I'm a not a pussy thank you
Do you Shower Daily: No
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: No
Do you belive in yourself: Of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: I have no parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yea, Elmo's lungs
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, steroids
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Fuck no!
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Firey explosion taking out Elmo
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm already a grown up and a hitman
What country would you most like to Visit: Teletubbie Land so i can kill them all
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't care
Favourite Hair Color: Don't care
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Muppet height
Weight: Like Miss Piggy
Best Clothing Style: None
Number of Drugs I have taken: 777888888888999999999990000000000000000
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 1 of a knife stabbing Elmo
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None

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Music:

Head-bangin rock!

Movies:

Action, action, and more fuckin action!