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Dyztort

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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I made this layout with help from .5witcH.HitteR.

Mild Mannered admin by Day, Club Promoter and DJ by night. Known also as DJ Dyztort I run Dyztorted Entertainment (Pretentious i know but if you dont have an angle, you'll be brushed aside and forgotten). I am currently a rotational resident at Qxt's (www.Qxts-nj.com) which means if they call in sick or have a special event and need an extra DJ I get called first. Not exactly spectacular but I like it this way it gives me freedom to move around weekends. I have been described as picky so if you want me to DJ one of your events dont make it a Goth/Synthpop night. If you try that and I show up to find this to be, check my headline fool! So much stuff I can say but come to a night talk to me, meet me, and I'll tell ya more about me in person.

My Interests

Well lets spell it out, I'm a DJ so music for one (see category for type), I'm highly into Sci Fi and fantasy stuff, To be honest a lot of the categories will define my interests. Any other interests come talk to me personally I dont tend to blab them online and invite criticism about my hobbies. I have some strange interests and no not in the fetish, painslut, tattoing areas, I'll leave those areas to the professionals, I'll just provide the soundtrack thank you

I'd like to meet:

People who share the same interests of course. I don't want someone who is into growing some random vegetable of choice. You better read my damn profile before you hit me up as a freind or more. If this we're some sort of dating question be original and intelligent. Looks get you a night...maybe... Intelligence a lifetime.

Check in, and lose yer mind.

Music:

Oh yeah lets get down to business. Anything dark right off the bat. Stuff you norms might recognize is Rob Zombie, Evenescence, Nine Inch nails, Drowning Pool area. to get into the nitty gritty, lets roll out the list of Goth, Synthpop (Though don't ask me to spin this!!!), Industrial, EBM, Electro, Powernoise that is moi!Aslan Faction, Assemblage 23, Beborn Beton, Cruxshadows, Bella Morte, Blutengel, Terminal Choice, terrorfakt, Bruderschaft, FGFC820 (represent Rexx and Dracos!!!) Skinny Puppy, Switchblade Symphony, Convertor, Covenenat, Das Ich, Die Form, Carfax Abbey, Ego Likeness, Thous Shalt Not, Asche, Morganstern, KMFDM, In Strict Confidence, Mindless Faith, Sleepwalk, Arzt + Pfusch, Grendel, Wumpscut, Fictional, Fiendflug, Siechtum, Panzer AG, Icon of Coil, Combichrist, Hocico, Cenobita, Dulce Liquido, This Morn Omina, Fictional, Suicide Commando, Funker Vogt, Fear Factory, Suture Seven, Evils Toy, Cleaner, Haujobb, Hypno Skull, Mesh, And One, Wolfsheim, E-craft, God Module, Melotron, Nitzer Ebb, Fixmer/McCarthy,Neurotic Fish, Project Pitchfork, Razed In Black, Birmingham Six, PAL, Schnarph, Sket, Punch Inc., TerrorFakt, Rotersand, Retrosic, Noisuf-X, and the list can go on and on and on. But...Represent Jersey: Cenotype (big mutha Lenny), Symbiotic, Life Cried (Chris you walking Kegger!), Extract, CST (Mexi-CAN!), Flak (brutal just brutal), and a bunch of other cats Like matt and John S. who havent come up with abanme for their projects LOL. You all rock my world and my turntables

Movies:

Henry the Fifth, The Crow, Interview With the Vampire ( Not Queen of the Dreadful), Pi, Braveheart, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek, Star Wars (But kill freakin Jar Jar will ya!) Kill Bill, Hero, Excalibur, Highlander (1 and the last last one),Underworld, Hell Boy, the Incredibles, Spiderman, Xmen, PRON!, Tron, Black Hole, Flash Gordon, Evil Dead series, anything with Robin Williams, The Passion of the Christ, Final Fantasy, Conan, Terminator, Matrix series, AvP, Chronicles of Riddick, Strange Days, Hackers, Lara Croft, Blade, Shrek, Pirates of the Caribbean,

Television:

Well a lot of my TV went away here's whats left, Smallville, Stargate SG1, Andromeda, Tremors the series, Aquateen Hunger Force, Inuyasha, Wolfs rain, Full Metal Alcehmist, Comboy Bebop, Big O, Gundam, Justice League Unlimited, Teen Titans, Pro wrestling (Guilty pleasure people!!!)Conventional TV Sucks!!!!

Books:

Let me list Authors it's easier, Terry Brooks, J.K. Rowling, Raymond E. Feist, Anne Rice, Poppy Z. Brite, Clive Barker, Kahllil Gibran, James Joyce, Edgar Allen Poe, Mary Shelley, William Gibson, Ray Brabury, I'm missing a few I'll get back to this one

Heroes:

I do not ascribe to Heros. either be your own hero or don't bother putting someone else on a pedestal you should reserve for yourself. If you wanna be more like someone go for it!

My Blog

Asylum Guild March 24th

Saturday March 24thThe Asylum Guild is Assaulted!Presented by John V Stanley and J-Curse Promotions!With Music By:Dj SoLiTuDeEBM/IndustrialDj .5witcH.HitteR.Industrial/PowernoizeAnd Special Guest DJDj...
Posted by Dyztort on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:42:00 PST

New Philosophical Mumbo Jumbo

Learning to live within your means is not just applicable to financial situations. It is applicable to social, emotional, & physical arenas as well. While it is possible to expand your means you s...
Posted by Dyztort on Sun, 07 May 2006 01:15:00 PST

Exposure 4.0

Hosted By: Ritual FilthWhen: Saturday May 06, 2006at 10:00 PMWhere: QXT's248 Mulberry St. Newark, NJ 07101USDescription:Ritual Filth Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Dyztort on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 04:05:00 PST

Still good after all these yeras

Just recently caught Tron on TV again. That movie is still amazing with it's special effects and computer animation. I would love to see an updated version come out. If anyone has this movie on disk o...
Posted by Dyztort on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 05:57:00 PST

March 8th go here

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Posted by Dyztort on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:52:00 PST

Reviews

I think somewhere along the line I once said I need to do more reviews, so I think I'm going to take a step towards that goal today (Another copy of this will be posted in Live Journal djdyztort as we...
Posted by Dyztort on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 03:28:00 PST

Life is better if not perfect

So i haven't told anyone but I've sort of had a gun to my head for the past few months. I am woefully underpaid at what i do and it is never so apparent as when I ahve the DOT come in for an audit. No...
Posted by Dyztort on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 07:56:00 PST

Top Thirty Mr. T Facts

Thank Dennis Higgins for this   Top thirty facts on Mr. T: 30. Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool. 29. Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them...
Posted by Dyztort on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 10:48:00 PST

Check out this event: Toxic Balllroom

Hosted By: Dj DyztortWhen: Thursday Dec 01, 2005 at 9:00 PMWhere: Axis Lounge316 19th St.Carlstadt, NJ 07072USDescription:Dj Dyztort Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Dyztort on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 09:04:00 PST

Vote for me!!!

My Platform:Greater venues to get your party onHeavier Music to get your stomp onCheaper Alchohol to get your drink onPrettier Girls to get your .... :)http://pvrge.unscene-tv.com/awards.html...
Posted by Dyztort on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 10:23:00 PST