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Marshall

Sarcasm: Intellect on the offensive

About Me

My name is Marshall and I'm just a normal guy trying to make it in this crazy world! *Cue theme song*

Man... I wish I had a theme song. But since I don't, you'll have to read the rest of this post in awkward silence. You know the kind.

Anyway, I like to read, write, sing, dance, act, play, hike, compute, drive, sleep, and probably a myriad of other things.

And, not to brag or anything, but I'm pretty sure I could beat you in a knife fight. Or tetris. Pick your poison.

Anything else you wanna know? Just ask. I'm also available on the internet(s) using IM. My AIM handle is radmarshallb and my MSN is [email protected]. Feel free to chat.

You can read more of my thoughts, stories, and (mis?)adventures (see what I did there?) in blog format by clicking here. Oh the possibilities!

My Interests

Movies, Making Movies, Computers, Photography, Music, Food, Apple Computers, Capitalizing Things For No Reason.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone that has something interesting to offer. A good conversation, a stock tip, a recipe, whatever. If you have something to say, I'm all ears.

Music:

There is no music that I don't like. Only music that I'm not currently in the mood for. You can see all my recently played tracks (via last.fm) just to the right of these words.

Movies:

I am a big movie buff and asking someone who loves movies to pick their favorite is like asking a mother to pick their favorite child. So unless one of the movies isn't cleaning its room, it's just not gonna happen.

Television:

The Daily Show, South Park, Family Guy

Books:

Lord of the Rings, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction, The DaVinci Code, Ender's Game, The Scarlet Letter, Grapes of Wrath, The Good Earth

Heroes:

Garth Brooks, Jon Stewart, Tiger Woods, Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., George W. Bush (hahaha, only kidding)

My Blog

The Ladies Want Me

As an aside, any time I post a blog on here, I'm immediately bombarded with 50 friend requests from various women all, coincidentally, posing provocatively.Glad to see the ladies like my style....
Posted by Marshall on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:36:00 PST

The Heat is Off

I don't know why someone thought it would be a good idea to place an unsightly hunk of metal in my front room and rig it up in a way that I could flip a switch that would make that metal hotter than t...
Posted by Marshall on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:25:00 PST

Picture of the Day

I took this on my phone while wandering around the city.This one too....
Posted by Marshall on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:04:00 PST

Die Hardester

I went to see Live Free or Die Hard yesterday (see here for a great rant about the title) and the greatest thing ever happened.Without spoiling too much (I don't want to ruin the edge-of-your-seat thr...
Posted by Marshall on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:06:00 PST

Laundry List of Dues

The apartment complex I live in charges an outrageous amount of money to wash and dry a load of laundry. Outrageous to the tune of 7 quarters. It's not necessarily the amount of money that's outrageou...
Posted by Marshall on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:06:00 PST

Wherein I Use The Lord's Name in Vain

I have definitive proof that God hates me. A few days ago I ordered a pair of speakers that I've had my eye on for a long time. After getting a new desk, and seeing how lonely my MacBook Pro was, I de...
Posted by Marshall on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:23:00 PST

Vanilla Scented

I just got back from the grocery store, where I purchased, you know, groceries. Bread, juice, iced tea, and the other essentials. One of the other things I got were some trash bags. But not just any t...
Posted by Marshall on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:15:00 PST

Journalism

Today, I saw a post on Google News that defined a new high in journalistic integrity for me. I took a screenshot in order to preserve the moment.That is all.Marshall...
Posted by Marshall on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:55:00 PST

Deserted Island

Warning: This is a very long post. If you just want the cliff notes version, scroll down and read the bolded text.-MarshallImagine you found yourself stranded on a deserted island. You have an iPod, b...
Posted by Marshall on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:18:00 PST

Letter to the Guy at the movie

Dear Guy at the Movie,You aren't funny. You probably think you are, but you aren't. People may laugh at your jokes, but they don't think you're funny either. They just feel bad for you. Those people w...
Posted by Marshall on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:56:00 PST