Mr. NEEDLEMYER

...AIM=RON NEEDLEMYER...
...I am Brian, or am I?...
...I didn't give myself that name...
...I'm a man...
...I wear clothes, therefore I've evolved?...
...I am not who you want me to be and never will be...
...I broke my 6th grade D.A.R.E pledge and just said YES instead...
...I think my choice was very well made...
...I love dancing to some fresh and funky house music...
...I would have loved to have lived in Seattle from the late eighties to mid-nineties...
...I am tired of people not being able to think for themselves...
...I am flat out tired...
...I don't believe in God, Jesus, or the Bible...
...I'd rather put wasted faith and worship into the Butthole Surfers, a heroin filled needle, and the old Mixed Up Mother Goose computer game...
...I'm not a fan of any other organized religion either, so ALLAH and all the Hollywood dreidel spinners can go suck a dick too...
...I think natural disasters should occur more often, the population is definately in need of a decrease, especially in the red states...
...I honestly can't wait until our next stock market crash and a greater depression occurs, maybe people will actually realize that money doesn't make us human...
...I tend to be perverted, sarcastic, facetious and satirical...
...I sometimes just want to scream at the top of my lungs and break something...
...I sometimes feel existence is pointless, but I stick it out for shits and giggles...
...I would love to be the guinea pig for immortality...
...I'm always thinking, way too much...
...I love to sleep my day away...
...I hate mornings, but once I'm up for them they can sometimes make the day that much better...
...I'm not a fan of 4:20, but it always seems to be one of the times throughout the day that I end up getting stoned...
...I want to teach history and politics in either high school or college sooner or later...
...I have a good heart, I'm sure its a lot bigger than anything you've seen lately...
...I'm not stupid, although sometimes its nice to pretend you are...
...I am very loyal, trustworthy, and honest to those I respect and trust...
...I don't respect many people, same goes for trust...
...I claim no affiliation to any political party, but I will always support Ralph Nader...
...I think I'm broken...
...I'm not hard to fix though, it just takes some understanding and some cereal...
...I don't like people that play mindgames or try to ignore you and not let you know what the fuck is going on...
...I'd appreciate it if everyone could just be straightforward and somewhat blunt...
...I don't jump through hoops, but I'll make sure you are pleasured and content...
...I want to be content...
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...To be continued...