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j. cruise

I drink therefore I am!!!... Not sober

About Me


You Are Wolverine
Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.
Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You? .. .. .. .. ..
As seen on Break.comSooo... i'm 25, and engaged to be married, in the Army, sing, dance(sometimes), love movies and acting, hopefully will become a "suc-sex-full"(SWR class of 2k knows what i mean thank you Dr. Hayward!!) actor, this way i can provide for my family, like my father did for us growing up, i have a 4 year old daughter (not mine by blood but might as well have been!) we share many traits and mannerisms... they also seem to be the same ones that drive her mother insane!!! lol... Music is what keeps me from going off the deep end, i'd say it keeps my sanity but i lost that a long time ago!... actually i'm not sure i ever had it to begin with... but anyways, if there's anything you wanna know about me... ask me, i'm not shy by any means ;)What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
You have a Purple Lightsaber.Purple is associated with wisdom, dignity, independence, creativity, mystery, and magic. Purple denotes high spirituality and religious aspiration. Purple also represents Peacefulness and Purification. It also has a sense of intuitive understanding and a feeling of intimacy with the world...That and Mace Windhu had a purple one and he was BAD-ASS!!!! lol
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My Interests

Acting, Dance, Singing, Partying, some not so vanilla things lol Most of which involve DUCT TAPE! lol-- if you know what that means then you're already good in my book lol and some sports and other things that tend to be either really funny or just out right hillarious!... more to come!

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people who are open minded about life and experiences and people that have a great sense of humor.. is that too much to ask for??? lol umm i'll finish this when i get more time. i'm not religious but this is funny---- "In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested."

Music:

i like everything but country!!.... i just can't get into country.. lol not saying i won't hang out or talk to ppl that like it, i just choose not to listen to it!!

Movies:

The Boondock Saints, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore... ok so any Adam Sandler movie lol, Face/Off, i have more but i'm too lazy to type them right now lol.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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Television:

Smallville...Heroes!!!...Family Guy, any CSI, NCIS, the Discovery Channell... and Animal Planet... Mail Call... lol Gunny ROCKS!!!
you have the dark element

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Books:

Screw The Roses, Send Me The Thorns
You Are A Pirate!

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Heroes:

Underdog!!!! lol umm i dunno.... batman, John Cusack, Johnny Depp... i dunno there might be others but none that i can think of lolWhich Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?
You're Captain Jack Sparrow! Played by Johnny Depp, you're a daft pirate with no regard for laws. Your crimes include piracy, smuggling, impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England, and very many others. You can't usually make up your mind which side you're fighting for, and you enjoy really bad eggs.
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My Blog

HOOAH!!!!!

So for those of you that don't know... i joined the Army... i'm classified as a 96 Bravo... which basically means i can't tell you what i do cuz i'd have to kill you! lol... always wanted to say that!...
Posted by Thee Jay Cruise on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:50:00 PST

Rant .1

America... what more can i say about the country i love?  Well for starters that it's becomming the laughing stock of the world, when the village idiot is our leader, and no one can agree on anyt...
Posted by Thee Jay Cruise on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:55:00 PST

awesome rant from a friend ;)

ok my friend wrote this to me in a message and i told them that i had to post a blog about this... cuz it's too damn funny not to! for their sake they will remain anonymous! so here goes... hope you a...
Posted by Thee Jay Cruise on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:27:00 PST

how to speak redneck!!

ok so a friend of mine told this to me.. and i just haven't been able to get it out of my head so i figured i'll let anyone who is brave enough to read my blogs get it stuck in their head too!! lol......
Posted by Thee Jay Cruise on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:57:00 PST

things that piss me off....

things that piss me off... let's see... people that don't use turning signals, ppl that think they know everything and can't back up what they say, "racially confused" ppl (you know those "hardcore ga...
Posted by Thee Jay Cruise on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 05:30:00 PST

color

so true... i love the color green! lol   Your Power Color Is Lime Greenhttp://images.blogthings.com/whatsyourpowercolorquiz/li me-green.jpg" height="100" width="100">At Your Highest:You are advent...
Posted by Thee Jay Cruise on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 04:45:00 PST

my life.... just the way it is

so for those of you who aren't intimately involved in my life, this is what's happened thus far.... basically i've managed to lose someone that i held a lot of interest in, mainly because of outside i...
Posted by Thee Jay Cruise on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 03:04:00 PST

valentines day....

uuuughhhh!!!! it's valentines day.... again...and as usual no one to spend it with, which i guess is kinda a good thing cuz i'm broke as hell so i would feel bad about not being able to get whoever fl...
Posted by Thee Jay Cruise on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:54:00 PST

i dunno...

maybe i try too hard and that's why i mess up relationships.... i thought i was a good boyfriend but apparentl i was wrong.... i'll never understand.... i'm damned if i do and damned if i don't lol wh...
Posted by Thee Jay Cruise on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 12:20:00 PST

blah blah blah... or something like it

song of the moment..... love stinks... by the j. giles band.... it's fitting i thought! lol fuck the world... before it has a chance to fuck you lol.... life sux... get to know this and you will be fi...
Posted by Thee Jay Cruise on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 10:11:00 PST