WHAT I LOVE: snowboarding, girls, serious relationships, random thoughts, crushin ass, food, money, sex, boobs, sleeping, art, making out, cussing, ice cream, sex, my car, boobs, drinking, hanging out, music, laughing, poetry, chocolate, cartoons, going out, friends, boobs, tattoos, piercings, movies, sex, jokes, bowling, drawing, Xbox, working, peanut butter, comedy, fun, sex, showers, working out, and.....did I mention boobs and sex?..NICE!...I'm just kiddin ladies, I'm not shallow, just honest.WHAT I HATE: waiting, sluts, fakes, Richard Simmons, bitches, liars, your mom, cheaters, Tella Tubbies, hookers, corn, fuck-heads, tomatoes, books, the news, difficult desicions, humidity, Britany Spears, self-centered people, president Bush, ignorance, grape fruit, Wal-Mart, dog food, crayons, poo, dust, the flu, carnies, tofu, the doctor, pubes, racists
I'd like to meet:
People from all over...come one, come all, but if you don't like my page then get the fuck on cause I don't want to hear it...nor do I really give a shit. See, its like this, your opinions are your own...they're like assholes really, everybodies got one, but for some its hard to keep their shit from runnin out all over the place....also known as "diarrhea of the mouth"...and I'd hate to have to be the one to "wipe" your "ass" with a strong right hand...get what I'm sayin?!View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment
Music:
Basically I'm all about hip-hop/rap and rock with a little r&b thrown into the mix. The majority of my collection, in the past mind you, consisted of hip-hop/rap so I guess you can say I was and in some ways still am somewhat of a "wangster"...as I've been told before...more than once. But check this out, "The nex mo-fucka poppin off at do mouf like dat betta check demselves before I wreck demselves yo...I'm off the chyyaaiinn!!"No but seriously, simply checkin out my playlist will give you a pretty good taste of my music preferences....ok, so there is no rap at all on this new playlist, I thought I would play it straight this time around and stay true to my skin tone.....rock on fuckers!
Movies:
Fuck it, watch'em all. I'm pretty big into flicks...mainly because I'm by myself alot and punchin the clown DOES actually get old sometimes...hard to believe I know. Anything from "Mean Girls" to "Alien VS. Predator", I'm down if you got a DVD player and a couple hours to spare.....as long as we get to spoon after.
Books:
Books?...naw, not for me. Books are for people who have the time and literary ability to devote to reading...not to mention an attention span that is greater than a 3 year olds...all of which I am proud to say that I have none...at all.And as for TV...ooooo, don't get me started...well, heres what I think:TV is shit and I try not to watch to much of it but when I do I assure you its comedy or cartoons of some sort...ok, and the Discovery channel from time to time. In my eyes, thats all thats worth watchin anymore as the news is usually just about some poor celebrity that has a drinkin problem or some other bullshit that nobody REALLY cares about. Honestly, I could give a fuck less if Lindsey Lohan is an alcoholic or that Paris Hilton is the richest whore on the planet. Maybe someone should take away all their money so they can see what REAL problems are and why some of us do turn to drugs and/or alcohol for self-medication or why some people DO actually have a reason to act like bitches, nough said.
Heroes:
As of right now I have to say that I don't really have any heroes...inside the boundries of reality that is. I mean let's be honest, everyone has always wanted to be a Ninja Turtle, or Batman, or even Wonder Woman...fuckin queers! but for now I'm gonna have to stick with myself in this section, mainly because I'm constantly making mistakes and learnin every step of the way. To me, you really can't look up to anything else. Don't get me wrong, I don't mean to toot my own horn, but BEEP BEEP, ya know.Oh yeah, and in case you haven't noticed already, I fancy myself as a somewhat watered-down, lame, untalented, shitty, whiter than white version of Eminem....oh snap, I think I feel something brewin right now....here it comes, look out!.....C.J.B. baby, thats me baby, I freestyle like epilepsy and thats real o.g. baby...haha, no really, understand me...I'm absolute and you, your obsolete. I roll like dough, tread like a tire, and spit like saliva. I'm fly like a zipper and blunt like a dubey...I'm fo rizzle, call me Chris J. Bizzle...oooooo, good stuff cracker jack.
