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Kally

ultraviolent!

About Me

urgently wanted: people to share a holiday flat with for rebellion festival. message me!CLICK THESE PINK DOTS (THERE'S MEANT TO BE A BANNER BUT IT'S NOT WORKING) AND THEN MAKE A PURCHASE FROM WHAT KATIE DID, AND I GET A COMMISION AND CAN THEREFORE BUY MORE STUFF! THANK YOUUUU.....I'm Kally, I've just finished a degree at Salford University studying Visual Arts, I keep guinea pigs (Bela Lugosi and Mr. Sprout), giant African land snails, and I used to have a a giant millipede named vincent but alas he is no longer with us. I'm a vegan, I love music and going out to gigs. I like films like A Clockwork Orange, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fight Club, Clerks/Mallrats/Dogma etc., Cecil B. Demented, Crybaby, and anything by Tim Burton. My favourite song of all time is 'The Monster Mash'. I like things pickled in jars, sparkly things, kitsch things, and things which will stimulate my brain to regrow some of it's lost cells. I hate being itchy.YOU CAN SUPPORT MY NEED TO BUY ART SUPPLIES, BEER, AND FABULOUS SPARKLY TRINKETS BY BUYING ONE OF MY MINI HATS FROM ROCKERS ON DALE STREET IN THE NORTHERN QUARTER, MANCHESTER CITY CENTRE, OR BY CONTACTING ME DIRECTLY OR VIA EBAY FOR HATS AND CUSTOM BURLESQUE ACCESSORIES! My eBay seller ID is kalandra_snail_queen.
You're Bettie Page!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
brought to you by QuizillaThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease. I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Interests

SCROBBLE YOU FOOLS!!!Punk, ska, psychobilly, crust, d-beat, tattooing, cinema, photography, filmmaking, painting, graphic novels, zombies, pirates, making my own clothes, drink, general foolishness.I am 87% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
Evil Genius Test
@ FualiDotCom I am 66% Punk Rock.
. The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the
Punk Rock Test
@ FualiDotCom
You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. You
were brought back from the grave by exposure to
245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste of
spicy brains to stop the pain of being dead.
You are virtually indestructible, as even
burning you up will create Zombie Rain and
raise more zombies.

What kind of Zombie are you?
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I'd like to meet:

People with similar interests and people who'd like to meet me! grime-encrusted people. People who will buy my glittering merchandise!

Music:

Punk, Psychobilly, Ska, Crust, Anarcho, etc.This Week, I Have Been listening Tooooo.....SCROBBLE YOU FOOLS!!!

Movies:

Kevin Smith, Tim Burton, David Fincher, some Kubrick stuff but particularly A Clockwork Orange. I'm ok with most things that aren't sickly American high-school crap. Also enjoy old Hammer Horror films, Bela Lugosi and Christopher Lee are ace. I like everything I've seen with Johnny Depp in it, especially Crybaby, he seems to always pick really well-written screenplays to star in. (also, there's the Tim Burton connection- Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands etc.). I love the film The Return Of Captain Invincible, but have never met another person who's seen it. Pleeease tell me if you have!

Television:

The Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Futurama, Family Guy, Blackadder (hooray for Brian Blessed), Trap Door, anything with Eddie Izzard.

Books:

Terry Pratchett/Discworld books, graphic novels, Jhonen Vasquez, lowbrow art books.

Heroes:

I don't believe there's any point in living a life defined and measured by the actions of anyone but myself.

My Blog

killer dog

bah, today i was having a pretty good day having received my emergency loan money from uni, and was proceeding to uni to do some work in the studio, when outside uni a vicious dog which was peeing out...
Posted by Kally on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 03:16:00 PST

Aaaaagh! Maggots!

my housemates are officially a bunch of stupid turds. they are all so fucking wrapped up in their own ignorant selves that they forget mummy is no longer there to clean up their trail of shit, thus le...
Posted by Kally on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 11:24:00 PST

sex 'n' rats 'n' rock 'n' roll

woo, i have had a well good weekend. apart from the rain destroying my hair on friday night, both the angelic upstarts gig on friday and GBH last night were pretty good. i did really want to go to see...
Posted by Kally on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 07:24:00 PST

back at uni, very bored

well, i am back at uni in manchester and have hardly ventured from my house in about a week and a half. good weekend though, i went out thursday and friday to jilly's which wasn't so bad because i had...
Posted by Kally on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 02:50:00 PST

the subject line must die!

yaaaaaaaarrrr! haven't written one of these for a bit and thought i probably should give you all something new to read, even if it is slightly boring. i well can't believe i haven't done one since j...
Posted by Kally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i must be getting old...

dearie me, since when did hangovers start lasting all day?  it is just wrong. wrong i tell you. and i also seem to have lost any dignity i may once have had (although i suspect there wasn't ...
Posted by Kally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

painty painty mad sin

woooooble. i have been painting a big Mad Sin thing to sew onto the back of my jacket. im doing the logo with the flying skeleton thing that looks a bit like a mouse for some reason. it is taking ...
Posted by Kally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

disgusting

oh yeah, i totally forgot, the other day me and luke were in tesco in manchester city centre, i was just perusing the pasta sauces with my little basket in tow, and some creepy old office-working ...
Posted by Kally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bank holidays etc.

raaah. another bank holiday has managed to sneak up on me again, i really should buy a calendar or something. seems like a waste of money now the year's half gone though! i had planned to go down ...
Posted by Kally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ants again...

i feel quite bad that im getting rid of the ants from my room, they are quite entertaining. one of them just dropped off the corner of my desk, if i did that it'd be like 'i cant be bothered takin g t...
Posted by Kally on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST