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Ltxsmash

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About Me


My name is Ken
I've been meaning to make this site look better but I've been afraid that if it became too flashy, ppl won't read it because it'll be too trendy and confusing for the eye to read and that would take away from what I actually write.
I think for my senior year in high school, my favorite saying was "Someday I will . . . Someday I will be . . . " :-) if anyone can tell me where that's from, I'll know you're just as nerdy as I am, lol.
I see myspace as a way to meet cool people that you would otherwise never ever talk to in your life. Just thinking about it like that just boggles my mind. Can you imagine how many of our friends we're not friends with yet? haha. If it wasn't for myspace we'd only be confined to knowing ppl within a 20 mile radius when the world is 24,500 miles around!
I love late night talk shows for some reason; they're great.
"The difference between an electric and an acoustic guitar is that one will get you laid and one will get you laid after like an hour and a half of conversation (that's the acoustic)." hahah, thats just a good quote.
If it feels right, then just do it. And if you're wrong, then u'll be wrong doing something u believe in.
Is it just me or does anyone else enjoy those advertisements here on Myspace where they have cheezy and corny ass games where u like, stick a needle in George Bush's butt or throw coconuts at monkeys on a island and u "automatically win $10,000 and a trip for 2 to Hawaii"? hahah, they're great, i kickass at that money-coconut throwing game!
If guys and girls were books:
+ + + Girls would be 5,000 page Sherlock Holmes wrapped around a Nancy Drew covered by the Hardy Boys meets Encyclopedia Brown (boy detective).
+ + + Guys would be a 25 page comic book with a lot of interesting, mindless action but not much content or storyline because its so straightforward.
I hate the akwardness of seeing someone u KINDA know, but then not well enough to say HI so when u walk by them ur not sure if u should talk or not and u both just end up looking the other way and pretending not to see each other, lol.
You know what's funny, for the longest time I thought the band Ben Folds Five was confusing. I was thinking "Why would Ben want to fold five? And five of what?" Then my friend told me that the lead singer was named Ben Fold. Somebody tell me if you've had the same misunderstanding, hahah.
(E Minor Eleven) (A7M9 no5th) - this is just a reminder for me, it's not some code or anything, haha.

My Interests

guitar, candle-lit dinners, long walks on the beach (HAHAHA j/p)

I'd like to meet:

the "train conductor" so I can tell him to stop this train because I want to get off and go home again since I can't take the speed its moving in, won't someone stop this train

Music:

good music :-D

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite but my favorite CHRISTMAS movie has to be "KISS Saves Santa"

Television:

MadTV, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Prison Break, Arrested Development, SCRUBS, Malcom in the Middle, Mind of Mencia, The Dave Chappelle Show, Saturday Night Live, LOST, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Will & Grace, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, I Love the 80's, Smallville,

Books:

Encylopedia Brown: Boy Detective, man thats a good book series, he's just ur average elementry school kid and yet he can still knock out a case within 6-10 pages!

Heroes:

hhmmm.....does my Anatomy teacher in highschool count? hahah, i know he passed me and i know that he reads this site, thanks Mr. H

My Blog

Modeling and LoL

Hi, I know I haven’t written a blog in a while, but I just gotta write this one thought down.I was just browsing on Myspace cuz I was bored and I just noticed this huge trend these days. How com...
Posted by Ltxsmash on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:42:00 PST

Why Mac Computers Don't Have Viruses

Hackers make viruses because they want to distribute it to the masses and cause massive damage (sometimes for kicks).No one uses Macs, therefore, no one would bother to make viruses for Macs. That is ...
Posted by Ltxsmash on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:15:00 PST

For Girls Who Have Relationship Problems: A Simple Explanation

If you date a BAD boy, he will treat you BAD.If you date a NICE guy, he will treat you NICE.That should be the solution to about 99.9% of all relationship problems for girls out there. Some people lau...
Posted by Ltxsmash on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST

Starting Wars

All this talk about politicians starting wars made me think that we need a new way to handle things.How about this:Politicians can start ANY war they like with any country they like at ANY given momen...
Posted by Ltxsmash on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

Celebrities and Paparazzi

WTF is up with celebrities and their hatred and annoyance of the paparazzi?!They're always complaining about how they DESERVE their privacy. The hell you guys talking about? You're a CELEBRITY. You're...
Posted by Ltxsmash on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:25:00 PST

Flu Shots: WTF ! ! !

People who get flu shots, WTF!!! Why the HELL do people get flu shots anyways!?To start my rant for the day, I just want to say that we live in a country that's afraid of everything and believe in dru...
Posted by Ltxsmash on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:59:00 PST

Eragon Review

     Eragon. Or as I like to call this movie, "Stars Wars XII: Dragon Adventure." The premise for this movie seems to be very similar to that sci-fi franchises in terms of plot str...
Posted by Ltxsmash on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:08:00 PST

Messy Rooms

I like people with messy rooms. A messy room tells me that that person cares more about how other people see their room. Because a clean doesn't really benefit the owner of the room; just people who w...
Posted by Ltxsmash on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 03:49:00 PST

How Are Politicians Like Fraternity Guys in College?

They'll say anything you want to hear to get you to hand it over.
Posted by Ltxsmash on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST

Romantic Contracts

Has it ever occured to anyone that romantic relationships are like contracts?When you enter a romantic relationship, there are unspoken rules and guidelines. You sign on to demand a certain level of ...
Posted by Ltxsmash on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:05:00 PST