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Mary Beth

Don't think twice, it's all right

About Me

"WeLl wHaT aBoUt JuSt BeInG fAbOlOus???", as Bruno would say.
I think I've said enough already.
"anyway, i keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, i mean - except me. and i'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. what i have to do, i have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - i mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going i have to come out from somewhere and catch them. that's all i'd do all day. i'd just be the catcher in the rye. i know it; i know it's crazy, but that's the only thing i'd really like to be. i know it's crazy." -holden caulfield
"It's hard to get along with people. As much as you try to like them and accept them as individuals, it becomes difficult because they keep getting out of line and wasting your time."
--Henry Rollins
Love you:
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"My mistakes do happen on a grand scale and very public level. They're humiliating, embarrassing. But if nothing bad happens to you, you'll just continue to act ridiculous."
. -- Christian Slater, USA Today, December 14, 1997
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"He who really wants something finds a way, the others find an excuse."
The ladies of Stallcam
Weight Training
This is a giant block of whatever is most difficult for you to carry & trust me on this, you'll carry it more times than you can count until you decide that's exactly what you want to do most & then it won't weigh a thing anymore.

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My Interests

Here is what I llliihhhkkkeee:
Traveling.
writing
figuring it out
music
plans
Georgetown
long late night chats
little cities
nevada
patience
laying in bed & talking
ART & photography.
glass painting
LIGHTS... lots of them
working out
pranks @ work
good company
the casual response
the art of showing over telling.
the color GREEN.
Sailor Jerry stuff
room service
idealism
Kustom Kulture
keeping your secrets
CLASSIC GLAMOUR / FASHION.
ideas for FILM.
inconsistency (with some things.)
old buildings
oyster shooters
vodka
sunflower seeds.
public relations.
high-fives.
the beach, seafood.
Full moons.
AIRPORTS.

The Monte Cristo sandwich, not to be confused with the Monte Carlo.

Not so much:
-"detail-oriented"
-getting lost in DC
-Excel spreadsheets
-rain
-procedures
-the months Sept-February...ha..but really, I do
-HABITUAL LINE STEPPERS (in the words of Charlie Murphy!!)

I'd like to meet:

-----"HIGH CLASS"-----

I love a lot of different things, will try anything once.
that's what she said

-writers
-cool people
-Mike Ness
-Surprise me
-Maryland Blue Crabs

Viva Las Vegas: What happens there, doesnt always stay there. Here's the video of the infamous "Miller Event". Starring: Nardo, Julie, Elvis FEATURING: Mary Beth, Bear. Video Cred: J. Miller:
VIDEO BELOW

Music:



Johnny Cash, Social Distortion, anything from the 50s, KIX, Van Halen, Foo Fighters, The Ratpack, Frank Sinatra, Dr. Dre,Metro Station, The Veils, Amy Winehouse, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, The Killers, Kanye West, Coldplay, DJ Tiesto, Pink, LL COOL J, Seraphim Shock, Concrete Blonde, The Rosebuds, The Doors, The Cramps, Timbaland, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Britney Spears, Nim Vind, Paul Oakenfold, Trance/Electronica, Velvet Revolver, Nelly Furtado, The Arizona Dogs, Del Shannon

Movies:

STAY, Labyrinth, HEAT, FIGHT CLUB, Requiem for a Dream, MY COUSIN VINNY, Frequency, Office Space, Documentaries, Miss Congeniality, Napolean Dynamite, Walk the Line

Television:

THE OFFICE
Absolutely Fabulous
True Crime

Books:

A TON
Henry Rollins
Janet Evonovich
James Patterson
sociology, psychology
true crime
humor
"Rumble Fish"
"Catcher in the Rye"

Heroes:

"I saved a life -- my own. Am I a hero? I really cant say...but, yes."
-Michael Scott (The Office)

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My grandparents
JOHNNY CASH

"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else."
-Judy Garland

My Blog

You get a 2 for being so ugly on the inside

Earlier this week, I exchanged words with a mediocre blogger on Myspace.  The problem, was this guy got too big for his britches after he collected a few subscriptions, tried to be the next Tucke...
Posted by Mary Beth on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:05:00 PST

COME IN AND BURN..

Details - January '93... BY HENRY ROLLINSI believe that the definition of definition is reinvention. To not be like you parents. To not be like your friends. To be yourself. Completely.When I was yo...
Posted by Mary Beth on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 04:39:00 PST

I know I dont

I used to blog ALL the time.    It's a sin to be such an awesome person and such an amazing writerand not writeto let it go free out thereSimply put, I'm not who you think I a...
Posted by Mary Beth on Thu, 08 May 2008 03:28:00 PST

Randumb

Who says Suave products are just as good as designer? --NOT TRUE Except for John Frieda.  Their lustrous line is pretty top-dollar.  My hair is shiny, smooth, and manageable. I'm busy writin...
Posted by Mary Beth on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:15:00 PST

Oooh la la

Tennis, anyone?  I used to lllooovvveee playing.   And after my tennis years?  I discovered raquetball.  Actually, I'd rather play raquetball but there are no courts around m...
Posted by Mary Beth on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:17:00 PST

Blog it like its Hot

It's Monday, it's raining, and I've been busy all day.   Oh, and I'm tiredthe inevitable side effect of being a socialite all weekend.  Friday night, we had a surprise birthday party f...
Posted by Mary Beth on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:25:00 PST

If you cant beat em, join em

Day 3, the 11th hour Cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon TOUCH ME BABE..can't you see, that I am not afraid&.  What was that promise that you made?  Well Jim Morisson, you are right. &n...
Posted by Mary Beth on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 01:14:00 PST

On tour with Bret Michaels - Week 2

Day 1, Jacksonville, Florida Say what you want about Bret, but the guy is serious about his search for love.  He doesn’t give up!!  Every night, he auditions female fans to ’step...
Posted by Mary Beth on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:31:00 PST

Last lecture.

this vid moved me beyond words....thanks Amy Garris ...
Posted by Mary Beth on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:55:00 PST

STRENGTH

"Here is what I say to the children who are the future:  never underestimate how denial and a good old-fashioned mild learning disability can team up to come off as unwavering self-confidence."-"...
Posted by Mary Beth on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:05:00 PST