GOD MADE ME BEAUTIFUL,SO WHY HE FOKKED U UP??

About Me

DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT BALDY PART 1. IF YOU WANT TO BE ADDED,CLICK HERE TO GO TO MY FIRST PAGE WHERE IT SAYS MYSPACE AND REQUEST ME TO ADD YOU AS A FRIEND. MySpace!AND WELCOME TO MY COMEDY SPOT !! I AM SINGLE WITH TWO SONS,ONE GODSON,A BEAUTIFUL NEICE AND NOT HERE ON MYSPACE TO RECEIVE PORNO PICTURES.I AM NOT LOOKING TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP,I'M ONLY HERE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH.I WRITE SONGS,POEMS,COMEDY & RHYMES AND PLEASE DON'T TRY TO BATTLE ME,YOU'LL LOSE BEFORE YOU START.I LOVE BOXING, COMEDY,JAZZ,REGGAE AND SOME RAPS.I ENJOY PEOPLE WHO LIKES TO TALK GOOD ABOUT GOD,I'M A SISTA THAT CAN FORGIVE A PERSON MORE THAN ONE TIME CAUSE I HAVE LOVE IN ME.I CAN'T STAND A UPTIGHT MU FUCKA !!!! UPTIGHT MU FUCKAS ARE THOSE WHO ACT LIKE THEY TOO FUCKIN PRETTY TO SAY HI BACK TO A RESPECTFUL BROTHA ON THE STREETS WHO'S TRYING TO GIVE A SISTA A COMPLIMENT.A UPTIGHT MU FUCKA COULD BE A BROTHA YOU ONCE CAUGHT EATING OUT YOUR GARBAGE CAN,YOU TOOK HIM IN,PUT HIS MUSTY ASS IN THE TUB,FED HIM,THEN THE LIL DIRTY BASTARD BOUNCED ON YOU WHEN HIS POCKETS GOT FAT.A UPTIGHT MU FUCKA COULD BE A BROTHA SO FUCKIN STINGY THAT HIS ASS SQUEAKS WHEN HE WALKS.A UPTIGHT MU FUCKA CAN BE THAT SISTA WHO IS HATING ON YOU BECAUSE HER BODY LOOKS LIKE SHE IS STILL SLUMPED OVER IN A CAR SEAT WHEN SHE WALKS.(NOT THAT I'M A SIZE 12).A UPTIGHT MU FUCKA COULD BE A SISTA WHO ONLY TRIES TO BE NICE TO YOU WHEN SHE NEEDS HER WEAVE DONE OVER.LAST BUT NOT LEAST,A UPTIGHT MU FUCKA COULD BE THAT BROTHA THAT CAME IN THE HOUSE 4 IN THE MORNING FROM THE TITTIE BAR TALKIN' BOUT HE WASN'T GETTING NO HEAD.IF YA WANT TO READ SOME FUNNY SHIT,SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM OF MY PAGE.SIT BACK AND RELAX,IT'S ALL ON ME.

Myspace Codes - Online Dating Site

FEMALES,IF YOUR MAN IS MAKING YOU MAD BECAUSE HE'S HANGING OUT SEVEN DAYS A WEEK IN A TITTIE BAR,DON'T WORRY ABOUT DAT,COME UP IN THIS MU FUCKA AND GET A DATE.NOW ON THE OTHER HAND,FELLOWS IF YA BITCH AINT ACTING RIGHT,DON'T TAKE HER SHOPPING AT THE MALLS,BUY THAT BITCH SOME CLOTHES FROM GOOD WILLS WITH THE TAGS STILL ATTACHED.YA HEARD!!

Myspace Codes

THIS IS MY SECOND MYSPACE PAGE,BUT THIS ONE IS FREAKY AND MUCH WILDER THAN THE FIRST ONE.IF YOU SCARED TO TALK ABOUT PUSSY,DICK OR FUCKIN',YA NEED TO HAUL ASS NOW.OK, I DIDN'T THINK SO,SO HERE WE GO AGAIN.I'M HERE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH,AS A MATTER OF FACT MY DREAMS IS TO BE THE BADDEST COMEDIAN BITCH IN AMERICA.I AM ALSO HERE TO BE YOUR MYSPACE FRIEND AND TO GET YOUR DICK ON THE HARD (SIKE,THIS IS COMEDY GOT DAMMIT !!!).I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ANY FOOLS TRYING TO HIT ME UP IN ANY OTHER LANGAUGE OTHER THAN ENGLISH.MU FUCKERS HIT ME UP ON MY OTHER MYSPACE PAGE TALKING THAT OOGA BOOGA SHIT AND BE FUCKIN' MY HEAD UP!! I AM NOT FROM TRINADAD MU' FUCKA AND I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE,STOP IT !!!!.THE NAME IS BALDY,NOT BRUCE LEE,AND FOR THAT OTHER NUT THAT KEEPS HITTING ME UP,STOP TELLING ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M MISSING CAUSE I WONT DATE YOU.HOW DA FUCK UMMA DATE OR MISS A HUNGRY MU FUCKA THAT'S LIVIN OUT OF A STRAW HAT IN AFRICA ? !!! I LIVE BY THE BRICKS AND UMMA DIE BY THE BRICKS.YOU PEPPERMINT PATTY HEAD BASTARD,IT SAYS IT RIGHT ON MY PAGE THAT I AM HERE FOR FRIENDS.YA FILLING UP MY MAIL BOX WITH BULL SHIT,YOU BETTER DO LIKE ARETHA FRANKLIN MU FUCKA AND GET IT RIGHT IGHT!!I'M SURE YOU WATCHING ME RIGHT NOW,LOOKIN' LIKE A FUCKIN BOSTON BAKED BEAN.DON'T FUCK WIT ME,I GOT A AUNT NAME DOROTHY PEARL AND I LEARNED TO SHOOT A GUN IN THE SOUTH. I'LL CARVE YOUR DICK LIKE IT'S A CUP .KEEP FUCKIN' WIT ME.YALL SHOULD SEE THIS MU FUCKA,HIS GLASSES IS BIGGER THAN A MYSPACE PAGE.ANY WAY,YALL BE COOL !! FANS,YALL CAN CHAT WITH ME ...LADIES/MEN UMMA KEEP YALL LAUGHIN !!FEMALES,DON'T GET IT TWISTED CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOUR MAN.UMMA BITCH WITH PLENTY OF JOKES,DILDOS AND MACHINE GUNS,SO DON'T HIT ME UP WITH NO BULL SHIT.I'M JUST HERE TO MAKE YOU AND YA NIGGA LAUGH.KEEP CHECKING MY PAGE FOR NEW UPDATES !! HOLD UP, SHOUT TO MY BOY KATT WILLIAMS A.K.A MONEY MIKE.I ENJOYED PIMP CHRONICLE PART 2.YOU ARE TOO DAM' FUNNY,I LOVED THAT MONEY GREEN JACKET YOU WORE AND I NEVER SAW A BROTHER PIMP SUCH COLORS LIKE YOU.WHEN YOU CAME OUT ON STAGE I SAID TO MYSELF,IT AINT TOO MANY BROTHERS THAT COULD ROCK A LUCKY CHARMS COLOR JACKET LIKE THAT.YALL ENJOY THESE PHOTOS...

My Interests

Video and Code Provided by BoFunk.comI PITY YOU FOOLS SAYS MR.T WHO HASN'T HAD A HIT SINCE ROCKY. YES,I GOT THE CHANCE TO INTERVIEW MR.T WHO HAS NOT HAD A TV HIT SINCE THE 1900'S.HE DID BOAST ABOUT HIS UPCOMING T.V. REALITY SHOW AND I DID NOTICE SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HIM, HE'S MUCH SHORTER IN PERSON.THIS IS WHAT MR.T HAD TO SAY: BALDY,I PITY YOU MU FUCKAS WHO SIT UP ON MYSPACE PAGES ALL DAY & ALL NIGHT TO PUBLICIZE ME AS A BLACK MIDGET WITH A P-DIDDY MOHAWK.YA MAKING ME MAD AND WHEN YOU MAKE ME ANGRY, GREEN SHIT START COMING OUT OF MY EARS LIKE THE EXORCISM.I HATE TO BE RIDICULED,MADE A FOOL,DEMONSTRATED,HUMILIATED AND MY MOMMA TAUGHT ME HOW TO DO KARATE ,SO TELL SOMEBODY.I WAS A HOOD RAT, STOLE A KOTEX,HARD HEADED FROM THE GHETTO,I EARNED A MEDAL,LEARNED TO PEDAL.AT THE AGE OF 1,I BOUGHT A GUN,ASK YA MOMMA ,I MADE YA DADDY RUN.WOW,I SAID TO MR.T,CAN YOU TELL ME HOW ALL THOSE WORDS CAME OUT YA MOUTH IN ONE SENTENCE ? HE SAID BALDY,YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME HONEY.I SAID MR.T ,I HEARD THOSE WORDS IN D.M.X SONGS,ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT BECOMING A RAPPER? HE SAID BALDY I THINK I HAD ENOUGH ,GO HEAD AND BLUFF, I'M NOT FUCKIN WITH YOU,YA CRAZY BITCH ,YOU MAKE NO SINCE...THE END (LOL) WOW,THAT NIGGA MR.T IS REAL CRAZY !!

I'd like to meet:

FLY MU FUCKAS,I DON'T CARE IF YA STRAIGHT,CROOKED,CROSS EYED OR HAVE ONE TOE ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD.I LOVE YA FOR BEING YOU AND I WANNA MEET FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR,FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR,FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR,FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR,WINKY WRIGHT,SAMUEL PETER,JERMAINE TAYLOR,JAMES TONEY ETC...A NIGGA WITH A DICK THAT STAYS HARD, A NIGGA THAT EAT PUSSY LIKE IT'S PAN, A NIGGA WITH THREE BALLS,THE MORE THE NUTTIER, A NIGGA THAT LIKE HITTING IT FROM THE BACK WHILE SINGING THE CAMPBELL SOUP SONG !!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: BALDY
Birthday: FEBRUARY
Birthplace: DA GHETTO
Current Location: NJ
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BROWN/BLACK
Height: TALL ENOUGH TO GET ON YOUR DICK AND PEDDLE YOUR BALLS
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHTY
Your Heritage: HARRIET TUBMAN NEICE
The Shoes You Wore Today: NONE
Your Weakness: A BIG DICK WITH WHEELS ON THE SIDE
Your Fears: NOT FUCKIN' EVERYDAY
Your Perfect Pizza: PEPPERONI SHAPED LIKE BALLS ON TOP WITH EXTRA CHEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: TO BE A COMEDIAN
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: IS YA DICK BIG
Thoughts First Waking Up: NO TEETH IN MY MOUTH
Your Best Physical Feature: TITTIES
Your Bedtime: NEVERUARY
Pepsi or Coke: DOPE (sike)
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Single or Group Dates: BK
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla: BARTLES & JAMES
Do you Smoke: HELL NAW
Do you Swear: HELL YEAH
Do you Sing: YES,EVEN THOUGH I BE FUCKIN' UP SONGS
Do you Shower Daily: NAW,I BATH
Have you Been in Love: YES
Do you want to go to College: YES
Do you want to get Married: YES
Do you belive in yourself: FUCK YOU
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO,CAUSE I DON'T FUCK AROUND OFF THE GROUND (NO PLANES)
Do you think you are Attractive: HELL MU FUCKIN YEAH
Are you a Health Freak: NO,I'LL FUCK A HAM & CHEESE UP WITH CHITTLINGS IN THE MIDDLE
Do you get along with your Parents: SOME WHAT
Do you like Thunderstorms: I'M BLACK,WHAT YOU THINK !!
Do you play an Instrument: YES,A SEXAPHONE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YUP
In the past month have you Smoked: NAW
In the past month have you been on Drugs: YES,COUGH SYRUP FROM MY DOCTOR
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO SUSHI,BUT A NIGGAS BOOTY !!
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: YES AND QUITE FUCKED UP
Ever been called a Tease: ALL THE TIME
Ever been Beaten up: YES,A BEAT DOWN FROM MOMS WHEN I WAS A KID
Ever Shoplifted: IN MY YOUNGER DAYS AT K-MART AND OTHER STORE
How do you want to Die: I WANT TO DIE WITH A DICK IN MY RIGHT HAND
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A COMEDIAN
What country would you most like to Visit: ANY WHERE TERRORIST WONT BE
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BROWN
Favourite Hair Color: BLACK
Short or Long Hair: SHORT
&..39;Weight:' 100 AND SOME CHANGE
Best Clothing Style: SHORTS AND A TOP
Number of Drugs I have taken: TOO MANY TO NAME
Number of CDs I own: TOO MANY BOOTLEGS
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A LOT

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Music:

I'M DOWN WITH BAR MUSIC,HOUSE MUSIC,JAZZ,REGGAE,RAP AND ANYTHING,BUT GOONY GOO GOO MUSIC. HERE'S SOME OF MY SHIT,BY THE WAY I GOT A DOWN SYNDROME MP3 PLAYER SO PLEASE BE PATIENT,IT'LL LOAD.SOMETIMES YOU MAY HAVE TO DOUBLE CLICK THAT MU FUCKA TO HEAR THE NEXT SHIT.MOST OF MY MP3 FAVORITE SONGS ARE JAMES BROWN AND A LOT OF OTHER BAR MUSIC.WHEN THIS PLAYER ACTS RIGHT,I'LL ADD MORE SONGS.BY THE WAY THANKS AGAIN FOR LETTING ME GET ON THE GOOD FOOT.YALL HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS IT'S GOOD WHEN YOU CAN "GET PASS THE PEOPLE".TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO COME HERE TO HAVE A FUNKY GOOD TIME AND GET UP OFF THAT THANG,BALDY IS BACK LIKE A 8 TRACK.YALL ENJOY MY PAGE,BY THE WAY CHECK OUT JAMES PROCESS,THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A PIMPED PERM WITH A STRAIGHT CURVE! (LOL)I WILL PUT MY MP3 MUSIC BACK UP LATER,IT'S ACTING RETARDED, SORRY !!! Get This Mp3 Player

Movies:

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Books:

#1.MY MOMMAS PUSSY IS BIGGER THAN YO MOMMAS PUSSY. #2.J J ON GOOD TIMES LIPS IS AS BIG AS MY PUSSY LIPS.

Heroes:

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My Blog

WE NEED TO STOP HATING AND COME TOGETHER !!!

I WANNA KNOW HOW CAN PEOPLE ASK A TOTAL STRANGER (FAMOUS OR NOT)FROM MYSPACE TO BE THEIR FRIEND,BUT IS NOT WILLING TO KNOW OR BE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE THEY SEE EVERYDAY !! YOU'LL MOST LIKELY GET A&...
Posted by BALDY PART 2 COMEDY SPOT on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:55:00 PST