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DMU Hockey

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About Me

Hi and welcome to DMU Hockey's Myspace Page.
  • We are mixed sports club, with one mens and one womens team. Last season 2005/2006 was very successful for both teams, leading the men in winning their league and promotion. The womens team also made a vast improvement. Both teams hope to do the same this season, so watch out!We train on Mondays at John Sandford Sports Centre 5.00-6.30pm and at St Margaret Pastures on Fridays 5.30-7.00pm.We play our matches are on Wednesday.Now lets get to the fun part. We basically like to get pissed.. a lot. But if you want to join and do not drink don't fret, we welcome everyone with open arms (corny or what hey?!)Wednesday nights our official nights for socials. We meet at the Square in town; play a few games, get fined for naughtiness and have lots of fun. Then we visit a few other bars and if you make it we end up in Zanzibar.For more information log on to....WWW.DMUHOCKEY.TK
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    My Interests

    Hockey, Drinking, Tits, Fanny and Cock. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow ...

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    The commitee for 2006/2007 is...

  • Chairperson: Miss Helen Bayes. Helen is the top dog of hockey this year, so don't mess with her! Helen has a love for shitty boy bands such as busted or mcfly, spammed ham, pizza king and rugby boys.


  • Secretary: Miss Katie Matthews. Katie has a keen interest in peoples names ending with Z, willies and cock slapping. You will find her most nights on the floor of pizza king with a chicken delight on her faff.

  • Treasurer: Miss Claire Davies. Claire is the teams Mummy. She enjoys talking dirty whilst playing dream phone and cannot eat cheese. Claire has a talent of falling on her arse, on or off the pitch!


  • Mens Captain: Mr Andrew Cannings. Andrew has the mouth the size of the Grand Canyon, drinks copius amounts of vodka & Boost and dances like Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Andrew also has a love for plastic penises, disney music and Pez.

    Womens Captain: Miss Amber McCormack. Amber's alter ego comes out only at night, especially after a few dirty pints.. just beware people! :P


  • Social Secretary: Miss Victoria Allan. Victoria has very big breasts, which she likes to grab on nights out. She is also a lightweight and enjoys salmon skin rolls. She also likes touching too many people's naughty parts.

  • Social Secretary: Mr Daniel White. Daniel, or Mandy on the weekends loves leopard print dresses, sheep, sanitary towels and red stain lipstick. His gooch kicks out a right pong just after drinking 1/2 a yard of fairy liquid.

    Health and Safety Officer: Miss Michelle Acock. Michelle's love is called Smirnoff. He makes her happy and occasionally wet. She dances like a prick when drunk with Victoria Allan.

  • Media Officer: Mr Barry Lloyd. Barry likes to model himself on Vince Noir & Mick Jagger, he fails at this but does resemble Victor Meldrew when wearing his grampa cardies or Chandler Bing tank tops. Barry also likes to get naked and wear tiaras....

    • Music:

    A bit of a mixed bag here. But you will definitly find us cheesing it up at Kinky, Big Bad Cheese and Zanzibar. Or you might find some of us at Mosh too.... Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

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    My Blog

    10 reasons to date a hockey player

    10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player 1. They always wear protection 2. They have great hands 3. They are used to scoring 4. They have great stamina 5. They find the opening and get it in 6. They ...
    Posted by DMU Hockey on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

    Committee Meeting 20/11/06

    This is what was discussed at the committee meeting: - Socials - Excursion, e.g bowling - Christmas Dinner (provisionally 13th December) - Tour - Tour Shirts - Training Tops - Ties - www.mydsu.com co...
    Posted by DMU Hockey on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:36:00 PST

    MOTM & DOTD

    Last Week. MOTM : Simon, Frankie and Michelle DOTD: Baz   8/11/06: MOTM: Frankie DOTD: Hannah N/A for the lads.
    Posted by DMU Hockey on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:00:00 PST

    RESULTS

    Last Week De Montfort Mens 1st - 1 Convetry Mens 1st - 8 --------- De Montfort Womens 1st - 1 Warwick Womens 2nd- 2   8/11/06: De Montfort Mens 1st - 1 Oxford Brooke Mens 2nd - 4 -...
    Posted by DMU Hockey on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:55:00 PST

    Initiation...

    ... is this Wednesday 8pm@ Varsity. DO NOT BE LATE! Halloween dress up.... be as spooky and scary as you can. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!   xxx
    Posted by DMU Hockey on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:46:00 PST

    Results.

    Both teams sadly lost on Wednesday. 4-0 loss for the womens 4-2 loss for men.   MOTM: Womens: George Mens: Lloydie   DOTD: Womens: Amber Mens: Baz   Matches on Wednesday. Both teams a...
    Posted by DMU Hockey on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:44:00 PST

    Social 25/10

    IS GANGSTERS AND HOES   8.30PM @ VARSITY - DO NOT BE LATE, VIC AND DANNY WILL FINE YOU.   SO COME ALONG AND PIMP IT UP!   XXX
    Posted by DMU Hockey on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:01:00 PST

    Matches

    Both teams are playing at home on wednesday.   The men are playing Leicester Uni 1st and the ladies are playing Anglia Ruskin 1st.   Good luck to all who are playing and if you didn't get pi...
    Posted by DMU Hockey on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:00:00 PST

    last night...

    OK, so the lads lost...but that did not stop the very drunken and very noisy hockey club making their way to zanzibar last night for some funky penguin shapped shenanigans...whilst tied to at least 2 ...
    Posted by DMU Hockey on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:39:00 PST

    Tonight...

    ...Brother's and Sisters, 8pm at Varsity - DO NOT BE LATE!!!   xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Posted by DMU Hockey on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:02:00 PST