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mitchell

I was going out. And if I did, not only would I be one dead son of a bitch, but so would my soul. Th

About Me

Well I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman’s back. The hangin’ curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the movies of Gus Van Sant are self-indulgent over rated crap. I believe Saddam Hussein was not responsible for 911 but had it coming anyway. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, hard-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning instead of Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow deep soft wet kisses that last for three days.

My Interests

Shitty jokes. Driving fast. Expensive toys.

I'd like to meet:

someone who'll steal my olives.

Music:

NINE INCH NAILS, The John Butler Trio, Crosby Stills and Nash, Cake, Dave Matthews Band, A Tribe Called Quest, Eek-A-Mouse, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Digital Underground, O.A.R., Unwritten Law, Presidents of the United States of America, Weezer, G. Love, RjD2, Jack Johnson, Slightly Stoopid, Z-Trip, A Perfect Circle, Korn, Damien Marley, Pete Yorn, Tom Petty, DJ Shadow, Dispatch, Matisyahu, Steel Pulse, They Might Be Giants, Anything Dr. Dre Produces, The Beatles, The Chemical Brothers, Buffalo Springfield, James Taylor, Gravity Kills

Movies:

Big Lebowski ("Your phone's ringing, Dude!)", Top Gun, Team America: World Police, Snatch, Super Troopers, Quentin Tarantino, Usual Suspects, Hudsucker Proxy, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ("What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country!!') Austin Powers, Confession of a Dangerous Mind, Ace Ventura, Donnie Darko, 4Layer Cake, Monster Squad, Hudson Hawk, Bill and Ted (Dude!! I totally loogied on that good, dead me!!), any good zombie movie (and some shitty ones), THE LIFE AQUATIC ("Who the shit is Kingsley Zissou?!), Big Fish, Harry Potter, Boondock Saints ("Hey Greensley. Onion bagel. Cream chese"), From Dusk Till Dawn ("Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are.") Stranger Than Fiction

Television:

Here is what my TiVo likes: How I met your Mother, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Heroes, NCIS, House, Nip/Tuck, Standoff, Boston Legal, South Park, Robot Chicken, 30 Rock, Weeds, Shark. And DEXTER is fucking awesome!

Books:

Tom Robbins changed my life.

Heroes:

Barry Bonds is my hero. I don't care what you naysayers believe. GO GIANTS!! And Briana Banks. God bless that woman's beautiful throat.