Cocktail Alice

I'm from Texas -- a little place on the outskirts of San Antonio by the name of Kerrville. I'm super creative and put Martha Stewart to shame ... not because she got in trouble or anything like that, but just because I'm better at being crafty then she is! I enjoy(ed) blah blah blah -- uhmmmm can't think of an adjective at this time -- I think maybe may brain has been infected by coworkers --- and I recently had my hair colored and it could also have something to do with chemicals.. it really burned my head. No, but really I'm not good at this kind of crap. Heehee. However, some say it's healthy for people to socialize with other humans. I would hate to be on "COPS" -- orange isn't my color and I couldn't imagine not being able to have the brows waxed-- it would just be a bitch. Kinda in a stinker now and if anyone wants to drop a line ,please do - (kinda saying) -- somebody please write - who doesn't just want to get in my pants. Please note -- above information is just me. is not meant to scare anyone and no, the Navy did not give frontal lobotimies during boot camp- My cats don't talk and neither does my bird --- Just sometimes those other seven voices get pretty loud -- Hee hee again just screwing around and entertaining myself. So hey!!! Someone write already -- but don't tell the mental hospital where I am. Gosh, I kill myself sometimes -- I think I'll post this. Out!!