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BARCLIFFE

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About Me

I am odd... there is no denying that... I am a teddy bear and a pirate... I am extremely adaptable and could do anything I want to... I am Kind and I am generous... I use my own discretion and its usually for everyones benefit... Cross me and you will know fear... Its extremely hard to cross me but be careful treading in unknown waters... I'll never screw you over and I only hope to make you laugh... I hate everything with extreme prejudice except for those that give me reason to care about them... but I am Passive and keep the negativity to mien self... the last thing i will do is disrupt your day, I will let you do that yourself... Nothing I say should ever offend you and I will never say what 's wrong with you in honesty unless you ask...Feel free to think your perfect... Just know i know better, It'll be our little secret.. I hate confrontation because I can and will destroy you if need be in the most discomforting way, so it is in your best interest to not cause confrontation... Being civil is acceptable... I have good judgment, it may seem off but my record is clean... I keep an open mind in debates... Fear me not lest you give reason to fear me. Once again, Don't give me reason ... I am here for you cause well I don't give a crap... I am self reliant.. and I can read most people's mind.. I see things most other don't and well nothing will bother me... Just please don't lie to me.. I know how to handle your truths and can help you in getting the point you need to get out by... I follow the religion of Pirate's.... Against None is my Creed... I make no sense but the best sense.. you just have to interpret... I am disgruntled at everything and when i vent you will laugh... I have no heart for it has been shattered many times over and hope that one day some one will at least duct tape it together.... I am Creative to an uber degree and can tell you stories that change your day.. I am the mogern day bard.... yeah that's for all you geeks out there... All and all I am lost and have no clue but I am trying to figure it all out... Its the only thing left....Unless you got something better to do..
You Are 100% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!
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I scored a 100% on the "how fucking JERSEY are you?" Quizie! What about you? Yeah i am that fuckin JERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
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You Are 100% North Jersey

You are totally North Jersey! You really know the area and have Jersey pride. Chances are you just got back from being down the shore! Unless you're taking this test in wintertime in which case you just got back from Christmas shopping in Paramus. Unless it's Sunday, in which case... Hey how come I didn't see you in church today? =P
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My Interests

My Flag... Do you have a flag...no? Well then I own you My New Truck ain't she a beaute!!!
YES SHE NEEDS WORK BUT THE POTENTIAL IS THERE
World domination
cuddling
kung fu movies
pirates
those that like pirates
thought
deep thought
really deep thought

I'd like to meet:

Dunno. Let me know when you find me.

SO FIND ME: AOL IM - etheralwraith

Music:

Music calms the salvage beast. I will enjoy any music that out there. I especially like music that sounds odd but melodic. Gwar to Emerson lake and palmer to Simon & Garfunkel to DJ mix master7098freshhomeslicespinster0 chillman-16000. Also if it is a local or underground its like adding bacon to the cheeseburger. it's just that much better.....but i have always wanted to hear doo-wop done with the metal howl...

Movies:

Animal House, Blues Brothers, trainspotting, iron monkey, Be Cool, Get shorty, my Cousin Vinny, Man on the moon, Brother Bear, Hot Shots, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Biggs And SpankY I: trip to quick stop (some of my worst acting), Pirates of the caribbean I,II,III( arrgh matey!), Hero, Last Samurai, Clockwork Orange, Eyes wide shut, FULL METAL JACKET, the Game, Sin City, Clerks, One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest, Sweeney Todd, Fearless, The 13th Warrior, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Gattaca, Pulp Fiction, King Arthur, Swordfish, All the BATMAN's, KungFu Hustle, The Good Earth, The Warriors, Cry Baby, Grease, Dazed And Confused, PCU, robin hood: men in tights, Hellboy, Stigmata, Monty Python's Holygrail and the meaning of Life.......Anything Thought Provoking....if you have any suggestions as to any...please let me know.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, King of the Hill, South Park, CSI, The Shows on the Chinese Channel, Stuff on Telemundo, (yeah i like trying to figure out foriegn TV). Pretty much anything that can keep my attention for a while i like.

Books:


heres one aboot me:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Barcliffe
Birthday: January 18
Birthplace: Parsippany
Current Location: Newton, NJ
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: none
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrious but mostly right
Your Heritage: German, Native American, AngloSaxon (irish english scotish german. )
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots...always boots
Your Weakness: Women
Your Fears: Having a fear
Your Perfect Pizza: with hot sause
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: have supreme power over Canadia & parts of Mexico
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ::space bar::
Thoughts First Waking Up: still have balls? .......check! All three.....check!
Your Best Physical Feature: my adorable teddybear like structure
Your Bedtime: when ever but Micheal Jackson's is when the little hand touches the big hand
Your Most Missed Memory: that one i forgot
Pepsi or Coke: cola :bleck:
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: the fuck you think i am
Do you Sing: yes i got the "right stuff"
Do you Shower Daily: twice daily for extra smooth skin
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: More than anyone else
Do you get Motion Sickness: only watching cloverfield
Do you think you are Attractive: very much so
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHA...What?...oh....HAHAHA....no
Do you get along with your Parents: 50% yes and no
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only loud ones
Do you play an Instrument: Drums, bass, piano, wasn't to good with the frenchhorn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: you serious?
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked tobacco yes...anything else not anymore
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i say nope 2 dope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah no maybe
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mmm....raw fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: don't know what u'd call it?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes..its been cold out too
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: mostly young girls hearts
Ever been Drunk: yes but it's been a long time ago
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes. was "jumped after class in 6th grade"
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die: don't know. hope it's a surprise.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i am not already?
What country would you most like to Visit: new jersey
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: yes not just a pupil
Favourite Hair Color: yes. two colors per day at most
Short or Long Hair: yes
Height: shorter the better
Weight: thin or thick
Best Clothing Style: umm....clothes?
Number of Drugs I have taken: in my life? waiting for NASA to tally the results still
Number of CDs I own: 12 give or take 90
Number of Piercings: 4 guess where ;p
Number of Tattoos: 4 one on each leg and one on each forearm
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0

Heroes:

I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for ..1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow


92%

Lara Croft


83%

Neo, the "One"


79%

Indiana Jones


71%

James Bond, Agent 007


67%

The Terminator


63%

William Wallace


63%

El Zorro


58%

Batman, the Dark Knight


58%

The Amazing Spider-Man


42%

Maximus


42%
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Ah yes...the real hidden me....

My Blog

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With every day that goes by, you will notice change. Change in the world around you. Many have said before me that you are raised to be a drone. It is true. Whether you are for or against it. Being ra...
Posted by BARCLIFFE on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:57:00 PST

decisions decisions decisions

Every day you make decisions in life. Some for the better and some for the worse. like two years ago i made the decision to not slow down when a deer is in the road. Never a fawn but only if it i...
Posted by BARCLIFFE on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:05:00 PST

uggg........eff charlie brown i know his feeling

I don't know any more. I know i say this often but really....this is it.. i don't know... you find then you loose... you loose then you want more... So is it true... yes some one out there tell me... ...
Posted by BARCLIFFE on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 11:18:00 PST

The lost age of thought and concept

What ever happened to the days of storytellers.... Where dreams and tales where all the reality you needed to stay away from the lesser desired realms of life.... Days before people started thinking l...
Posted by BARCLIFFE on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST

do you know.... it never mattered

I know these are not the words one person has ever wanted to hear everin thier life... but upon saying this to one person I know in a retrospective ideal of a particular situation.... I realized it on...
Posted by BARCLIFFE on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:32:00 PST

A new familiar place

I am off to a place that will be new and exciting.... a place no one has ever been before except me at a past time where all rules a broken down and i am the rules... A place where i control it a...
Posted by BARCLIFFE on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:13:00 PST

WTF People WTF!!!!!!!!

What happened to the crew.....why all gots ta hate....ya'll makin me gets da ogida.....i disappear for a foo dayos and ders sheet on da fan blodds... i am a way a weekend bits and der bees da backstab...
Posted by BARCLIFFE on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:32:00 PST

I Hate Deer........

Dec 22, 2005 Many people remember christmas as the holiday where a large overweight man in a red/white fuzzy pimp suit and matching night cap goes around the world and delivers gifts to good little ki...
Posted by BARCLIFFE on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 11:56:00 PST

effin grr

effin grrrrr.........thats all effin grrr...thats right i am being bitter and venting...It happens so grr.
Posted by BARCLIFFE on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 12:53:00 PST

umm.........

Ha ya'll been fooled. You actually thought this was a real blog but it is really an uploaded nothingness that looks like a blog.
Posted by BARCLIFFE on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 12:33:00 PST