Lots of things, man..
You, I guess..
Nirvana, Metallica, Stone Temple Pilots, Fall Out Boy, Emery, Flyleaf,Placebo, Nickelback, Chevelle, Breaking Benjamin, Slipknot, Fall Out Boy, Stereophonics, 311, Queens of The Stone Ages, Incubus, Panic! at the Disco, Fiona Apple, 30 Seconds to Mars, RHCP, Paramore...
Anything bloody, probably about some war-torn country.. Or about a serial killer on-the-loose, and no matter how you kill him, he still ends up alive..
CSI, EPL, Champions League, Friends, Smallville, Lost, House, Grey's Anatomy...
The Dummy's Guide to Creating Your Own Myspace Account.. Dictionaries, encyclopedias, comics, and anything that has pictures..