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scurvy hoist 315

how would you boys like a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray

About Me

im laid off from a construction job and bounce at a bar on the weekends. at this point in my life thats about all i have room for emotionally. im cynical and cranky. i dont like alot of people. i hate stupidity. im a walking contradiction. i love music and movies. there are some people i like more than others. everyone else i want to punch in their reproductive organs so they cant breed. people are really a bunch of butt pipes and youre probably one of them. feel free to im me.....wronghole2k4, yahoo:wronghole315, msn:pete315 WATCH MY VIDEOS. THESE ARE PURE GENIUS, ESPECIALLY THE CLIP FROM FULL METAL JACKET. IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THIS MOVIE OR DO NOT LOVE IT, PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE, THROW YOURSELF DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS AND DELETE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST....OI! OI! SKINHEAD! GET YOUR HAIR CUT!!!

My Interests

weightlifting, punk,tattoos, history, movies, travelling, roadtrips, nyc, playing music, telling stories from my vast collection soon to be a book...oh and choking you unconscious. if you have never felt someone pass out while you have them in a chokehold, i suggest you try it. its quite liberating.

I'd like to meet:

well as far as specific people, im mostly interested in people that are no longer living unfortunately. charles bukowski, joe strummer, teddy roosevelt, the list goes on. as far as living people, cool boys and girls that are into cool stuff. cool stuff covers alot of ground, im interested in alot of various things. i love making new friends and i will chat your ear off if you let me. im like a book on tape that wont stop. oooh sexy....email me and we'll find out if youre as exciting and clever as you think you are.

Music:

the smiths, the clash, the jam, chelsea, the ruts, morrissey, elvis costello, the damned, elliot smith, nick drake, massive attack, hot water music, afi, madball, merauder, judge, jeff buckley, radiohead, tsol, skrewdriver, jets to brazil, hank williams sr, johnny cash, dead boys, in flames, pretty much any 70s-80s new wave, the cure, depeche mode, peter and the test tube babies, cocksparrer, the business, 4skins, glassjaw(love ya daryl), kent, remyzero, hum, david bowie, mott the hoople, slade, oasis, suede, travis, gene, placebo, new order,interpol, the police, led zepplin, the cramps, black flag, circle jerks, jim carroll, most 70s and early 80s british oi, agnostic front(esp "one voice")... i dont know..the list goes on

Movies:

anything coen bros, fight club, the grifters, things to do in denver when youre dead, they live, godfather, spinal tap, office space, what about bob, star wars, boondock saints, anything guy ritchie, tim burton, city of lost children, lotr, anything john hughes(breakfast club, pretty in pink...), man bites dog, the following, memento, resevoir dogs, true romance, taxi driver, happiness, storytelling, rudeboy, romper stomper, american history x(wish it had better music), american beauty, virgin suicides, royal tennenbaums, the believer, legend of billiejean, red dawn(now thats my fantasy!), pretty much any scorcese...

Television:

the oc, history channel, south park, i love the 80s, headbangers ball, i dont know...alot of 80s cartoons...oh and battle of the planets...does twin peaks count even though its not a current show? ok also magnum pi reruns which i just discovered are on back to back at 1am, mail call, viva la bam, all in the family, the munsters, leave it to beaver, streets of san francisco, curb your enthusiasm, of course the sopranos, and best show ever? the simpsons. oh and sqaure pegs, especially the episode with devo on it. i saw that when i was like 6 and devo became my favorite band. thanks, square pegs for turning me on to new wave!

Books:

charles bukowski, raymond chandler, lies and the lying liars who tell them, turner diaries, johnny thunders:in cold blood, our band could be your life, american hardcore, get in the van, hardy boys, ishmael, hp lovecraft, last gang in town, englands dreaming, curious george

Heroes:

joe strummer. my grandfather and all men like him. all good cops. officer meanface. anyone who benches over 500 lbs. OUR TROOPS FIGHTING OVERSEAS FOR YOURS AND MINE FREEDOMS. FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS VOTE DEMOCRAT!

My Blog

dummy gets tasered at u of fl...hilarity ensues

oh man i heard about it on the radio news today and just got a chance to watch it on youtube. he clearly was asking questions with no intention of a response. he simply wanted to showboat. some retard...
Posted by scurvy hoist 315 on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:51:00 PST

guess the owner of this quote...

  "this year will go down in history. for the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead in...
Posted by scurvy hoist 315 on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:32:00 PST

i found this and i was laughing so hard...

everyone knows how funny death and black metal are. i love metal but most of the black and death metal bands are such rediculous parodies you cant help but laugh. i was reading blabbermouth.net(metal ...
Posted by scurvy hoist 315 on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:02:00 PST

TOTALLY AMAZING AND HILARIOUS. CHUCK NORRIS RULES!

Who doesn't love Chuck Norris? Current mood: chipper Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time,...
Posted by scurvy hoist 315 on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 07:25:00 PST

a couple of things

that metallica album, st anger was so bad. they tried to claim it was a return to form. what form? the form of a modern rock turd? i could make a better sounding record with protools and i dont know h...
Posted by scurvy hoist 315 on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:47:00 PST

the transformers movie...

it sucked. i was really bummed. way too much stupid nerd wants hot girl. nerd becomes central character in big tech-outer space-world takeover plot-wins girl cuz she realizes after he saves the world ...
Posted by scurvy hoist 315 on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:25:00 PST

hippie jam bands

i really hate hippie jam music, going back to their gods, the grateful dead. to this day, i want to make a bumper sticker that reads IM GREATFUL THAT JERRYS DEAD. i think alot of people would rock tha...
Posted by scurvy hoist 315 on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:59:00 PST

YA SO WE DONT NEED DRESS CODES AT BARS, EH?

  i missed it, but i guess last sunday some dj at 107.9fm, a local hip hop station was ranting about dress codes at the bars and clubs downtown, which is pretty standard at all bigger bars and cl...
Posted by scurvy hoist 315 on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:59:00 PST

an assholes opinion about don imus, but this asshole is right.

..> i know i will catch lots of shit for this. i dont care. the world has gotten waaaay too sensitive and pc. this applies to most people. its like everyone lost their balls and sense of humor. espe...
Posted by scurvy hoist 315 on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:53:00 PST

last beta minus interview

   i found a bunch of old zines recently including this one called nothing left put out by sone kid in pa. he interviewed me right before beta minus mechanic went on its farewell tour. thing...
Posted by scurvy hoist 315 on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:46:00 PST