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*~*Jessicouture*~*

Life's a Dick...When it gets Hard, FUCK IT!!!

About Me

I WAS WONDERING IF YA'LL COULD DO ME A "HUUUUGE" FAVOR?!!! WELL ACTUALLY IT'S NOT FOR ME BUT FOR SOME POOR LITTLE MONKEYS, RABBITS, RATS, CATS, DOGS, ETC. THERE'S THIS PETITION FOR PETA AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD SIGN IT? JUST LIKE CLICK ON THIS LITTLE LINK THING AND IT'LL TAKE YOU THERE! Sign the petition to stop animal testing! Walk everyday as if you were on the runway...Never look down, always look up...People will look up to you and admire you always. Mwuah!

I LOVE making friends and if you get me mad I'll still be your friend. Honesty is all I ask for and if you can't give that to me, I'm sorry but I won't consider you my friend. I won't hate you and I'll still talk to you but like I said, you won't be my friend. Honesty is what holds a friendship together and that's what I expect.

I believe that Love is a CLICHE. I"ve been hurt too many times to actually believe in love. Love is over rated, love is just something to keep people believing that something is true. Too many people get hurt believing in it and I had fallen victim. Until I realized that love is just a word. LIFE IS A DICK...WHEN IT GETS HARD FUCK IT!!!Attention: I am NOT a Toy. But I do break. So if you want to come in here and play games...FUCK OFF! I'm hurt, and I'm tired, so don't FUCK with me!Sex is a part of Nature. I go along with Nature.
You're Marilyn Monroe!
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My Interests

I love to play Tennis I live off the computer Cows ICE CREAM Polka dots Red Black Pink Nail polish Singing Going out getting drunk Dancing Getting up on stage Taking pics Etc.

I'd like to meet:

People who are Unique and who are not judgemental of other people.Oh Yeah and the dude that made this bed! I will "NOT" add you if you only have one pic or no pic at all! If you have less than 20 friends. Not because I'm hating on you, it's just most likely you're a fake profile trying to hack into my account, or you're a fucking Spammer! So if you really want to add me, then have those things.

Music:

Mostly anything, unless it's BANDA? Uh I fucking HATE Banda! Oh and I'm Not "too" crazy about Rap.

Movies:

Some Like it Hot Ever After Forest Gump Napoleon Dynamite White Chicks Sorority Boys Dirty Love Anything that has Marilyn Monroe Drew Barrymore Sandra Bullock Johnny Depp.

Television:

Passions Days of Our Lives Oprah Dr. Phil Cops The Simpson That 70's Show Connan Etc.

Books:

"There's a Cricket in the Library" "White Oleander" "Amos Fortune" The Devil Wears Prada Currently reading, "The Art of Suduction"

Heroes:

Marilyn Monroe Michael Jackson I have like the BIGGEST crush on Batman. Even though they keep changing him?