I once got several people in my neighborhood to believe there was a goblin kingdom underneath our houses and that the goblins had named me their honorary princess. Lately that story has begun to seem appealing again. Strange.
My real family. And these guys (might be crushing a little):
I like boring movies with ugly people in them. This makes me feel more in touch with the common man and like I have more integrity. It also makes me better than you.
I had one. But then my sister took it away. She's such a tyrant.
Captain Underpants, Choose Your Own Adventure, Goosebumps, Sweet Valley Twins, Babysitters Club, The Communist Manifesto.
Napoleon Bonaparte and Tom Jones (No, it's NOT unusual to be loved by anyone.)