Doug Stanhope is pure genius.
I have all the characteristics of a human being. Flesh, blood, skin, hair... But not a single clear identifiable emotion except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me, and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflowed into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
Quotes:
"I had a girl tell me 'if God intended women to suck dick, he would've made cum taste like chocolate' and I said 'Yeah but he had to make it taste like bleach so you'd remember to do the laundry' "-Doug Stanhope
"I wish you had your glasses on so you could hear this song" -Trisha
"You wear more makeup than my dead grandmother, and it was an open casket... ya know what i'm saying?" -Juice
"If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seat belt? ...cause you're just not sure." -Doug Stanhope
"If you hate your parents, the man, or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do."-Henry Rollins
