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Badass Boris

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

my name is clitoris.
boris clitoris actually.
but some people call me chris for shits.
i live in lynnwood.
i am a libra
& i am very, very, very sexy . don't you agree? i love a girl that likes it rough
raWR
i like long walks on the beach, see~
yah baby.
i'm not cocky, i'm just confident.
everybody loves me
yah you know.
i'm all about new experiences
but please, one at a time

My Interests

learning, building, drinking on the right occasion, meeting people, makeing people laugh even if its at me, good conversation, the opposite sex, breaking any rule i can get away with, dreams, art, breakdanceing, computers, movies, pranks, comming up with more and more ingenious ways of wasting time in a fun way, music, (real) wrestling, soccer, anything that will give me an adrenilen rush or possibly leave a scar. anything that catches my attention at the moment i guess....

I'd like to meet:

a girl with a good sence of humor, an active life style, direction, self esteem, great sence of style, loving, a nice rack (hey, as long as were wishing!), athletic (not talking body builder here, just reasionably in shape), likes people, is trustworthy, adventrous(and a better speller than i am), smart, sexy and cool...
Your Seduction Style: Sex Pot
Tradionally known as a "siren", "rake", or "femme fatale." You exude sensuality.
And while your sexiness is part of what makes you an incredible seducer...
Your ability to make others feel sexy is what really makes your seduction skills shine.

Most people don't feel attractive or desired enough - a need which you tap into.
You have the ultimate sex appeal, and getting attention from you is a total self esteem boost.
Your confidence is contagious, and you help others unleash their own sexuality.

Your sex pot seduction skills are so intoxicating that you can get away with... well, almost murder.
Lovers feel like your sensuality is in your blood, so it's only natural if you flirt a little.
And if you stray, that might be okay as well - as long as you make your lover still feel hot. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Music:

everything except most easy listening and country! kinda partial to mixed sounds like reggee and rock (rage against the machine/black eyed peas), rap and GOOD techno (good techno is few and far between but when its good is really good)

Movies:

....dont make me choose!... actually, I HATE princess diarys WITH A PASSION!!!! went to see it with with a girl i was going out with(the crazy things we do for love?) and contemplated drowning myself in my soda... though it felt great to do somthing nice for my girlfriend at the time, i payed the price of self respect, good taste, and $22.50 (after popcorn and soda). i tend to like movies that break the mold or make you think like matrix, a clockwork orange, sixth sence and fight club (greatest twisted movie ever). but i have to give it up for funny movies like office space, zoolander, the whole nine yards, and van wilder.

Television:

television sucks the brains out of your head, and if you watch the news it replaces it with propoganda...bitches...

Books:

i dont read for pleasure that often... except when im reading playboy. great articals by the way... i mostly read to learn new things like mechanics, massage and meditation or find interesing things on the internet like journals of mushroom or lsd trips (some of them are very funny or just messed up beyond all comprehension) really, check this one out -- http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=16547

Heroes:


Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed || 10%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse || 10%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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