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Shon

I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the looney bin together, I don't give a fuck!

About Me

My ears are broke and getting worse, but I don't care. I eat lots of burgers, and fried chicken. I own an insane amount of white hanes t-shirts. I've always wanted to break something really expensive. I have the ability to grow a full beard in less than 10 days. I don't hate people because they are beautiful, I hate them because they are stupid. I'm 99% sure, 1% of what I say is serious, 50% of the time. I like talking with my hands more than my mouth. I prefer my cat over any other pussy in the world. I think brussel sprouts are genetically engineered to be edible ammunition for sling shots. My favorite advice to give is "Worrying is like a rocking chair, yes it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere." I pride myself on punctuality. I'm very meticulous when it comes to cleaning and dishes, however I suck at laundry. I don't eat any sweets of any kind, any amount sugar will send cascades of raging heartburn throughout my innards.
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My Interests

Hockey, Guitars, Bowling, ASL, Gettin Tattooed, Potatoes, Chicken Wings, BBQs, BrewPubs, Ranch Dressing, and my bikes.

I'd like to meet:

Colonel Sanders, Jack, The King, Ronald McDonald, and Wendy in a Battle Royale Cage Match to the DEATH! to finally end all the bullshit.

Music:

Old School Metal at the moment. Here's a short video I did for a bud of mine in film school. It was an out of sync audio/American Dream theme. (apparently my American Dream is to get on the bike to cross the street to the liquor store. God Bless America!)

Movies:

I like good ones.

Television:

Comedy Central, TLC, Food Network, Cartoon Network (Adult Swim), Fox Sports West are the only Channels I watch.

Heroes:

John Basedow, from the fitness made simple infomercial. With his low impact gyrations and nutritional expertise I too have a Basedow Body! Thanks Fitness Made Simple!!! *thumbs up*

My Blog

Just my luck..

 Over the last few days I was intrigued by a possibility that came up unexpectedly and as usual my mind went a million miles a minute, I over thought and over analyzed.....again, and in true Shon...
Posted by Shon on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:16:00 PST

I’m totally famous

International Tattoo Art May 2008 It’s my leg!...
Posted by Shon on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:01:00 PST

lookin back I understand....

....that Halloween is a chance not only for people to enjoy tastey treats, but also a chance for women to become one with their inner slut. And I’m okay with that.
Posted by Shon on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:01:00 PST

A open letter to whoever you are...

To the person who 1st started taking pictures of themselves and just slightly changing the pose by an inch or so, and the need to have your lips puckered in every single shot while feeling the need to...
Posted by Shon on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:44:00 PST

The International Rules of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie ...
Posted by Shon on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:16:00 PST

Tattooed people....there are two kinds.

 I've decided there are 2 types of people who have tattoos, the ones who want to be cool and its the trendy thing to do (we'll call them Trendies for now) and the ones who have decided to live a ...
Posted by Shon on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 03:01:00 PST

Who cares..?

I come into work and everyone is talking about  this Britney Spears thing, even the old peeps. Who cares if she shaved her head and got a gay little tattoo on her wrist. Everyone says she's lost ...
Posted by Shon on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:39:00 PST

You cant have sick without tired

 Has anyone else realized there are way too many disorders and sydromes floating around these days? And not only that, but people insist on telling you how disfunctional and fucked up they are. I...
Posted by Shon on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:18:00 PST

I wish I was this cool.

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Posted by Shon on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:36:00 PST

Fry That Chicken.....YOU HEAR ME?

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Posted by Shon on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 03:46:00 PST