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Optimus Bryan

I dont look up to anyone in poker, id like to think they look up to me - Devilfish

About Me

What is the meaning of life?How do they put the figs in Fig Rolls?Why do men have nipples?I'm the kind of man, that was born to answer these questions.What is the point of SUV's?Can George Bush construct a coherent sentence?Is there any brain-wave activity inside Paris Hilton's head?Some say I sleep upside down like a bat, and that if set alight, i'd burn for 1000 days and finally if I was bothered I could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds. All I know is i'm called the Mulhall!Finally, I like my women how I like my wine, as old and as mature as possible.Oh, and if you actually want to know anything about me(which you dont), just ask!Avoid random friend requests please, at least give me some fucking clue who you are first.free myspace layouts

My Interests

fellatio

I'd like to meet:

Dave Ulliott, Phil Ivey, Marcel Luske, Mark Goodwin, Chris 'Jesus' Ferguson, Peter Cullen, Cedric Zavala, Mike Portnoy, Annie Duke, Kristy Gazes, Jennifer Harnam, Julliette Lewis, Charlotte Church, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May, the Stig, Micheal Schumacer, Alan Shearer, Steven Taylor, Chris, Gina and Prak, and a few other e-friends.

Music:

Dream Theater, Faith No More, Pink Floyd, The Mars Volta, Pixies, The Doors, Belle and Sebastian, Bloc Party, Primus, 30 Seconds to Mars, Hot Hot Heat, John Cale, Lou Reed, The Fiery Furnances, Led Zeppelin, Super Furry Animals, The Flower Kings, Nevermore, Symphony X, System of a Down, Guns and Roses, Be Your Own Pet, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Dire Straits, Opeth, Spocks Beard, the Ark, Less then Jake, Reel Big Fish, Rage Against the Machine, Queens of the Stone Age, Porcupine Tree, Pain of Salvation, Of Montreal, The Smiths, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Frames, Bjork, the Pillows, Ayreon, At the Drive-In, Modest Mouse, Portishead, Juliette Lewis, Kamelot, King Crimson, Lacuna Coil, Velvet Underground, Blue October, Genesis, Yoko Kanno, Origa, The Black Mages, In Flames, Dark Tranquility, Captain Beefheart, Mr.Bungle, MSI, KMFDM, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, Shawshank, Shaun of the Dead, Requiem for a Dream, Godfather I, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, American History X, Scarface, Heat(apart from that stupid ending) shitloads more. Oh and of course Anchorman for it's many hilarious lines e.g ('I will punch you in the ovary'). And the following extremely bad, yet extremely entertaining films: Predator 2, Troll 2, Commando, Transformers the Movie, Kull the Konquerer.

Television:

Top Gear:
The Crystal Maze:
Ghost in the Shell:
Full Metal Panic:

Books:

meh, Adrian Mole series I suppose. I dont read as many books as I should.

Heroes:

Jeremy Clarkson:
Optimus Prime:
Dave 'Devilfish' Ulliott
Steven Taylor: