Snikral, 1st Kahn of the S.O.G.

About Me

Bow before the glory of the Sons Of Gnomeregan!!!! For too long have my people been mocked and ridiculed by those of the Taller Races. Today is the day of the Gnome! With the fall of Gnomeregan, the world witnessed the sheer will to survive that rests inside the hearts of every Gnome in the world. Join us, my brothers, And together we will remove Humanity from their lofty thrones of power and walk upon their lanky, lifeless corpses singing the anthem of Gnomeregan!!!!

My Interests

Warlording, consorting with various demons, exploring caves filled with monsters of equal or slightly lesser skill than myself, killing things over and over again to level up, riding my majestic Mechano-Strider through the snowy hills of Dun Morough in the evening, with a Night Elf by my side...

I'd like to meet:

All the widows and orphans of Stormwind personally, after the armies of the S.O.G. humiliate and decimate their husbands. I will dance naked infront of them, and scoff at their weeps of despair!!! Oh, and Vern Troyer. And The Blue Man Group.

Music:

Men Without Hats Randy Newman.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Anything featuring Gnomish actors: Wizard of Oz Star Wars (Gnomes palyed the Ewoks) What Dreams May Come Conan the Barbarian

Television:

Baaaah!!! A box of Human lies!!! My child could create a better invention using only a length of yarn and the contents of his diaper...

Books:

The Art of War The Prince Animal Farm Paradise LostDaler Mehndi - Tunak Tunak Tun

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Heroes:

All those who died before us... The legendary warrior Copawinks...though he is lost to us now....

My Blog

The Hollow Men

Between the ideaAnd the realityBetween the motionAnd the actFalls the Shadow For Thine is the Kingdom Between the conceptionAnd the creationBetween the emotionAnd the responseFalls the Shadow Life is...
Posted by Snikral, 1st Kahn of the S.O.G. on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:00:00 PST

Henchmen

Ever wonder what the Henchmen are like when they aren't working?The Super villain lives for evil, he embodies hatred and darkness and all that. The Super villain wakes up every morning and he IS the J...
Posted by Snikral, 1st Kahn of the S.O.G. on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:01:00 PST

Tapeing bread back together

What's so great about sliced bread anyway?Noone made anything.It's not overly complex or ingenious.It's the same bread that you'd have whole.Sliced bread is proof positive that we are entering a state...
Posted by Snikral, 1st Kahn of the S.O.G. on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST

Ignoble Truth

Here's a simple formula, one you should be familiar with.Guy + Girl = Friends, Fun, Good Company, Nice evening.Let's assume B stands for Boys and G stands for Girls.If the number of B is greater than ...
Posted by Snikral, 1st Kahn of the S.O.G. on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:58:00 PST

Piano Man

It's one of those moments in life that takes about a week to pass.I feel it coming on like staring at the wall of water from the flood that's going to take my house with it...So what do I do?Do I prov...
Posted by Snikral, 1st Kahn of the S.O.G. on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:59:00 PST