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Fuck. FUCK.FUCK!!!FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK!!!!Why the hell can't I figure it out?...
Posted by MasterSpanky demands Snickers bars and Reeboks on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:54:00 PST |
Ok. Go time. |
Jealousy. Anger. Depression. Happiness. Sympathy. Apathy. Twists and turns on the highway that is life. That little spot of something or other that won't come the fuck off your shoe. Drunken romps thr...
Posted by MasterSpanky demands Snickers bars and Reeboks on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 04:17:00 PST |
Found this motherfucker on craigslist.com |
It's me! Every girl ever. Date: 2007-11-07, 10:38AM EST Knock knock Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you ...
Posted by MasterSpanky demands Snickers bars and Reeboks on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:46:00 PST |
You might be my winner someday. |
What the fuck is with everyone's gay ass songs?I sit here, and I'm listening to certain people's myspace profile song, and amidst the lyrics, I can hear metaphors for being gay and hating people who a...
Posted by MasterSpanky demands Snickers bars and Reeboks on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:37:00 PST |
*Noble causes and cheap liquor not included. |
Defining moments:They always tend to be moments of amazing clarity and realization. And I can always see them coming, like a ship on the horizon. But not this time. My vision is blurred, and the ship ...
Posted by MasterSpanky demands Snickers bars and Reeboks on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:31:00 PST |
If only I could make the team..... |
Why do I get all emotional when I drink?Why do I start think about my past and future?My past is riddled with holes as small as thumbtacks. My future looks promising, If I look from just the right ang...
Posted by MasterSpanky demands Snickers bars and Reeboks on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:39:00 PST |
Take it for what it is, my friends. |
So, I've been doing this thing where I write blogs based on how my life's going, or some sort of serious matter at hand. Fuck that. I'm taking a break. And now, a German midget laughing at a camel.
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Posted by MasterSpanky demands Snickers bars and Reeboks on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:12:00 PST |
_With a silent passion I make my way_ |
Sometimes we take the time to look around and enjoy what it is that makes life beautiful. Though, these moments are one in a million.
And, in most cases, these moments are drug-induced.
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Posted by MasterSpanky demands Snickers bars and Reeboks on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:49:00 PST |
Lesser Differential |
We take the time
To make ourselves presentable
To countless bystanders
In the unending parade of
Twisted humor and broken thoughts.
We take the time
To allow our pains to flow freely
In...
Posted by MasterSpanky demands Snickers bars and Reeboks on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:45:00 PST |
You've got something right....there....no....still there..Here. Letmedoit. |
Sometimes, I think the universe is just like bringing a gun to a knife fight.
Small and cowardly.
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Posted by MasterSpanky demands Snickers bars and Reeboks on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:38:00 PST |
