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Mónica

My nose is not a prop people

About Me

Reasons why no one would reply to my personal add.
Features:
Long; Long limbs, long legs, long neck.
Long Egg shaped face
Big nose (very Jesus's like, not detachable, more like a weapon)
Thick black eyebrows (They have a life of their own)
Light brown wavy hair (natural hair color, note difference of color from eyebrows)
Big horse like teeth
Big ears
Speaks with a slight accent
Hairy knuckles (but smooth ass)
Hairy upper lip (why God, why!)
EXCEPTIONAL personality. (Sometimes things need to be in capital letters)

My Interests

Comedy where you stand up, Music, Architecture, Art, Dark Chocolate, Zombies, Penguins.

I'd like to meet:

My real Mom, she is black.
OHHH THE INCIDENTS OF THE WII; I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY I PUNCHED UP!!!!! TRAILER TO MY STAND UP COMEDY DEBUT AT THE STATIC LOUNGE. CHECK IT OUT, IT SUCKED. I WAS VERY MUCH INTOXICATED WITH ALCOHOL AND NERVOUSNESS.

Music:

Radiohead, PJ Harvey, Sigur Ros, Bjork, Nick Cave, Tim & Jeff Buckley, Stoneroses, Blur, Pulp, Broken Social Scene, Yo la tengo, Three Mile Pilot, Mice Parade, Don Caballero, Velvet Underground, Brian Eno, David Bowie, Sleater-Kinney, Sunny Day Real Estate, Sonic Youth, Pavement, Liars, Jesus & Mary Chain, My Bloody Valentine, Blonde Redhead, Grizzly Bear, Explosions in the Sky, Pizzicato Five, Autolux, Cibo Matto, Goldfrapp, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Band, De La Soul, A Tribe Called Quest, U.N.K.L.E, Elvis Costello, Bob Dylan, Nina Simone, Billy Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Brenda Lee, Stan Getz, Joao+Astrud+Bebel Gilberto... and on and on and on..

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Longest Fucking Name, Lost in Translation, Royal Tenenbaums, Life Aquatic...all films with Bill Murray. Woody Allen films (not real life lovers.) Christopher Guest films. Quentin Tarantinos. Alfonso Cuarons. Dead Alive, Evil Dead. Clueless (the "whatever" edition)

Television:

Conan O'brien, Comedy Central Presents, VH1's Best week ever, Daily show, The Office, 30 Rock, Fligh of the Conchords, Upright Citizens Brigade, Familly guy, Seinfield, Chespirito, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Alias, Buffy, Xena, Dead like me, Wonderfalls, The Adv. of Pete and Pete, Evan Stevens, Top Design...News Radio...Bullshit...Stella...And your mother....

Books:

Yes.

Heroes:

My hairy Mom, Tina Fey and these two dudes..