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Willy Perez-Feria

My Heart Is An Ocean... And You Are My Moses. A Waive Of Your Hands And... All I Am... Is Torn Apart

About Me


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I am God's CREATION, flesh and blood, conditioned response and intrinsic instinct, synaptically gifted and romantically retarded, witty and morose, charming and arrogant, a beloved SON, an admired BROTHER, a treasured SOULMATE, a trusted BUDDY, a hilarious FRIEND, a talented CO-WRITER, an anonymous ACQUAINTANCE, a tempermental PEER, an inept LIAR, a bitter RIVAL and my personal favorite, an ARCH-NEMESIS!
I am all of those things to different people. I am all of those things simultaneously to myself. I am neither the Alpha or the Omega, but more of a Beta who has been left buggy and flawed, never to be declared a golden master and fit for mass production.I'm basically making a cameo in the movie that is my life, I'm not even the protagonist here. I'm a Music Producer and Songwriter and while I should be a lot more successful than I am, I offset my professional shortcomings by displaying a personality so exhasperating that Ghandi would've kicked me in the nuts by the third day of his hunger strike. What? Just because he's starving himself in order to procure the rights of his people I can't offer him a CHURRO?
I am the proud owner of both a God complex (luckily, it's of a Norse God and therefore inconsequential) and an overactive imagination (as evidenced by those times I SWEAR a woman who is obviously with someone else keeps STARING at me), so I'm a lot like Mel Gibson in that way, except that I believe that WARS are responsible for every JEW who has ever fought, and not the other way around! I have dear friends that love me or at least would swear similar proclamations on any affadavits I presented (or would suffer a bitter and long tongue lashing, which by the way isn't a bad thing at all) and mostly, I'm a man of my word. Truly. Ask anyone.
I don't know what's in store for me in the future. I'd like to believe that whatever it is, it's more than what I have now. Maybe the sum of all knowledge can be summed up in words of one syllable. Maybe words like MORE really describe it all. All I can do is end this About Me summary with one-syllable words in the hopes that their power and simplicity can convey the true depths of my boundless hopes: I love. I have loved. I WILL love. Hope so. I'm Hungry (Ok, that one has two syllables but, Damn... Now all I can think about is a fucking CHURRO!)

My Interests



Rachel, Willy & Gisel at my Birthday party 2006! I ADORE my Beautiful FRIENDS!

Jojo and Willy at Jan's Wedding!

Rudy, Rosy and Willy at our High School Reunion!

Jan and Willy at our High School Reunion!

Esty and Willy at The Playwright Pub!

Oooohh! Look! A Camera!

Willy, Liz, Jon and Esty at Jazzid!

Rachel, Willy and Gisel at Billboard Live!

Katrina and Willy at Brian's Birthday!

Rachel and Willy at TOUCH on SoBe!

Tania and Willy at Vanessa's Birthday!

Willy and Rachel on the swing at TOUCH! Go Higher, Go HIGHER!!!

Willy and Jeannie at Felt!

Tania and Willy people watching by the bar! Another Grey Goose and Red bull, PLEASE!

Esty, Liz, Willy and Vanessa at Automatic Slims!

Tania, Willy and Bianca at FELT for Vanessa's Birthday!

Esty and Willy after another successful night of PARTYING!

Amy, Kevin, Rachel and Willy on the Telemundo Cancer Awareness Boat Party....thing! Hey, FREE BOOZE!

My BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD, Rachel at her DALE TU CUERPO ALEGRIA, MACARENA PARTY!

Joanne, Beverly, Mike and Willy for Christmas 2006!

Gisel and Willy!

Eddie, Willy and Gisel at Rachel's Birthday!

I'm too sexy for my shirt...Yeah, right! HAHAHAHA!

Esty and Jojo's CHRISTMAS PARTY 2006!

Studio 54 night at The Fifth! Willy and Esty discoing the night away!

Beverly, Willy, Esty, LILY THE WONDER DOG, Jon and Vanessa on Christmas Eve 2006!

Rachel, Willy and Kevin discussing world politics...HAHAHAHA!!

Eddie, Rachel, Willy and Kevin (nice face) at Rachel's Birthday 2006!

Richard and Willy in New York!

Willy and CARMEN ELECTRA! She WANTED me... to stop touching her! HAHAHAHA!!

Willy, Emilio Estefan, Enrique Iglesias and Giselle Blondet in NY!

Richard, Michelle Rodriguez and Willy!

Joanne, Esty, Willy and Beverly!

Jojo and Willy at christmas 2006!

Everyone cops a feel! Why I oughta...

Willy is the PRESIDENT of TEAM RACHEL! YAY!

Willy & Jojo who hosted a KICK-ASS Birthday party for me & simultaneously looked GORGEOUS!

Beverly & Willy on SoBe @ The Hotel Setai for Beverly's Birthday & hours before DRUNKEN KARAOKE!!!

JAMES BOND!! 007 would like to be shaken, THEN stirred!

Go Willy! Go Willy! It's your Birthday! Go Willy! Get Your Roll On, Williangggg!!

Everything was fine until I had those DESSERTS!!

Willy & Esty, TRU BLU's Baby and an absolute SWEETHEART!

Niki & Willy at FIFTH with the Event Visions Gang!

Anais & Willy at PRIVE on SoBe having a GREAT time!

Willy & Casey at PRIVE at exactly 7:00 AM!!

Hanging with Rita and Rachel at MACARENA!!

Lipsy and Willy kick back at the Birthday Bash!
(Below) If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with, baby!!
My interests are Writing and Producing Pop songs that are thouroughly unsuccessful, eating my 10 ounces every 2 hours and then telling whomever I'm with exactly what I ate in a slow, torturous play by play. I enjoy reading, recently I'm reading The Jesus Papers : Exposing the Greatest Cover-Up in History from Michael Baigent the author of HOLY BLOOD, HOLY GRAIL which is the book that sued the DaVinci Code author Dan Brown because so much of Brown's book is based on theories expounded on by Baigent. What can I say, I love multi-dimensional dramas and this one, whether the Jesus story is a hoax (the book)AND (real life) will the DaVinci Code movie be postponed by a trivial lawsuit... Yeah, I dig it, Baby YEAH! DRAMA!! I play Golf and Tennis though I haven't really swung a racket in years I thrrow my golf clubs in disgust like a real pro. I work out 3 times a week (I'm supposed to go 5 times but shit happens) and am a rabid MIAMI DOLPHINS fan. Yeah, I'm one of those guys that screams at the tv and paces madly in the fourth quarter. I love my PHINS! I also love my friends and would do anything for them! I've helped my best friend Rachel move 8 times! Ok, maybe not EIGHT but definitely more than FIVE! And let me tell you, she doesn't move to easy places, NO! That shit is hard! You need AFLAC if you're gonna carry her heavy ass furniture up some narrow as shit stairs! Her huge wooden armoire turned on Rachel on moving day and tried to kill her. I SAW IT. I'll never forget the look on the ARMOIRE'S eyes as he LUNGED for her on the stairs. That was a CLOSE one. So yeah, I'm good to my friends and they're GREAT back to me. Of course, a lot of that comes from the fact that I haven't MOVED in 15 years! Just ANOTHER selfless thing I've done for my friends benefit! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Rachel might move yet again and while I would of course WELCOME any opportunity to once again risk the slip of a disc in my back or have pieces of furniture attacking me, due to complications, sensitivities and the threat of bodily injury I'm not allowed to discuss it. I'm not even allowed to say what I just said. So forget what you just read. FORGET IT! She's really strict.

I'd like to meet:

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You know, if I were to make a sculpture of what in my mind would be a PERFECT woman, it would be ARIA GIOVANNI. I've had a crush on her since the moment I first saw her! There's something about BRUNNETTES that just gets me every time! HAHAHAHA!!

So, now on to the question of who I'd like to meet...
...Beautiful, intelligent and funny women, friends of all kinds, anyone with a good sense of humor and who isn't completely uptight about life, did I mention beautiful women yet? HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Actually, meeting anyone is cool! I'd be happy to make new friends or meet someone interesting for dating and your basic kanoodling (I have no idea if that's how you spell that or not, but I'm moving forward here...) so....
If I had to spell it out, I'd like to meet a someone to love that I like as much as I love my female friends. If this mystery woman was as kind as Gisel or as tender hearted as Joanne, as dedicated as Amy and talented as Alih, as fun as Liz and sexy as Esty then that would be amazing, to have found those qualities in a romantic setting. It never happens.
And if this mystery girl was 1/2 the woman my best friend Rachel is, I would consider myself the luckiest man on Earth and marry her on the spot! Of course, since she's 1/2 of Rachel she'd be pretty damn short and would fit easily on the right leg pocket of my cargo pants, which as we all know, would be REALLY convenient for the honeymoon travelling aspect of our relationship. I'd have a swiss army pocket-wife, not to mention a great anectdote for parties, weddings and bar mitzvahs.
My Father always says, "Never turn down the opportunity to make a friend. Even if 9 out of 10 of them prove to be false, the one true friendship gained will have been worth the risk." My Dad's a smart guy. Except for when the phone rings and he tries to answer my remote... My Mom tries to help him and deprograms my TIVO by pressing every button she can find... But that's another story all together...

Music:

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Music: My favorite singers are Robert Blades, Zach Ziskin, Rachel Perry & Gisel Moreno... And whomever they happen to be dating... at the time. (The preceding was a paid endorsement) I love every alternative rock band ever! Too many to mention but that's my vibe.

Movies:


My all time favorite movie is probably BRAVEHEART! Star Wars (Why didn't the WOOKIES ever get their own movie? I mean not even a little mini-series or a movie of the week on ABC... Nothing!) , Scarface, Godfathers 1 and 2 (yeah, I watched 3 but I fast forward past ALL of Sofia Coppola's dialogue cuz she's terrible! Although LOST IN TRANSLATION was awesome), Indiana Jones 1, 2, 3 and soon to be 4 (I have faith they'll do the movie before Harrison Ford gets so old that he switches roles with Sean Connery and this time HE plays Indy's FATHER) , Gladiator, any Sci-Fi, The Last Of The Mohicans, Patriot... You know... Epics! I like the epics, the sagas, the really big stories where it takes 3 hours to find out that in a fight, Frodo WILL fall down and get stabbed EVERY FREAKING TIME!! Dude, for a little guy he sure doesn't use his legs well! Can you imagine the day FRODO is proposing, he gets down on one knee and says will you marry me and gives his little hobbit girlfriend a ring and she says "MY PRECIOUS!!!" and bites ANOTHER finger off him. But maybe we should save that for a movie of the week on, you guessed it, ABC!! Where no ridiculous premise ever stopped the greenlighting of a really BAD movie. A movie.... Hmmmm... WILLY PEREZ-FERIA: THE MAN AND HIS MUSIC - Starring as Willy Perez-Feria----- ROBERT DOWNEY, JR!! (Down Rachel, down girl...)

Television:


I am a HUGE MIAMI DOLPHINS fan! I love the Miami Heat as well and out of respect for my parents who are huge fans, I also root for the Florida Marlins! TV Shows I like are - Nip/Tuck, Lost, Commander In Chief, Threshold, Invasion, Charmed, Supernatural, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Boston Legal, How I Met Your Mother (great), Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, Sleeper Cell, The Closer, Medium, DeadZone, The 4400, Monk, The Shield, Deadwood, Rome, Sopranos, Gilmore Girls, 24, Smallville, Veronica Mars, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica.I love Sci-Fi so that explains why I'm so very, very single. Also South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, The Office, Prison Break, Will & Grace, West Wing and a lot of other shows that my faithful TIVO captures for me and that I watch whenever I can. My FAVORITE shows are NIP/TUCK and THE SHIELD. Love The SOPRANOS and DEADWOOD when they're on too.

Books:


Anyone else noticing a TREND here? A WILLY trend? HAHAHAHA!! I decided to make this the WILLY'S OF MYSPACE section! What? I can do that, it's my fucking page! HAHAHAHAHA!! Ok, so as for favorite books.... The Jesus Papers : Exposing the Greatest Cover-Up in History, Khalil Gabrain's THE PROPHET. Books on Edgar Cayce fascinate me. Lots and lots of John Grisham and Dan Brown and scholarly texts on Theology. The DaVinci Code is by FAR my favorite book. And of course THE BIBLE. I don't want to ruin it for anyone but, He dies at the end... I have been known in the past to put down my serious reading of a DaVINCI Biography or a political current events tome in order to indulge in a Sci-Fi escape. I've been known to indulge in the STAR TREK and/or STAR WARS novel from time to time and never let it be said that I don't own a single LORD OF THE RINGS or HARRY POTTER book, because I own them all! Ultimately, I read whatever stimulates me. Currently I'm reading two books on writing better song lyrics written by two songwriters I've NEVER heard of. Hey, at least they're making money, they got me to buy their books, right? But cynicism aside, everyone needs a point of reference from time to time, didn't SHAKESPEARE use a dictionary? Methinks he did, Sire!

Heroes:



My best friend, Rachel. This is why she gets her own section here on my page!! WOO-HOO!! She's my HERO!! She's always there for me, checking up on me, making me laugh or helping me just GET OVER IT, whatever IT is that day! HAHAHAHA! Just being around her makes me a better person, a better man. Don't really know where I'd be without her, but it wouldn't be any fun for me at all. Some other heroes are my Mother and Father. To come from Cuba and build the life they did and stay together and keep my Brother and my 2 sisters united through it all... Just plain heroic. Also, I consider my Brother Richard my hero. He's achieved so much and has maintained such a high level of integrity and quality in everything he does that I view my twin as my role model. I can only hope to work hard and one day follow in his footsteps!

My Blog

My New Car!

On December 26, 2007 I was driving home from all of my Christmas Day festivities at 5:00 AM when suddenly, my always reliable 2002 Lexus ES300 committed suicide.At least, that's what it f...
Posted by Willy Perez-Feria on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:15:00 PST

Willy’s Car Crash!

Somehow, some way I walked out of this...I feel truly lucky and blessed to still be here! I'm ok (nothing broken, just deep. deep bruises) and at my house recuperating, although every single inch of m...
Posted by Willy Perez-Feria on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:19:00 PST

WILLY’S BIRTHDAY BASH!!

WILLY'S BIRTHDAY BASH!!Yes, it's that time of year again when I go CELEBRATE my birthday in a drunken stupor all weekend! How that differs from every other weekend you ask? Ummmm.... This weekend ther...
Posted by Willy Perez-Feria on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

One Question

Ahhhhh HONESTY!!The ONE THING everyone says they want... Until they get it! HAHAHAHA!!Ok, so here's the deal...You get to ask me 1 question....You'll get 1 honest answer.I will not lie or sugar coat i...
Posted by Willy Perez-Feria on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:33:00 PST

I Know Im Lucky

Lately it's been 60 hour work weeks and frantic scrambling to get everything done. It's been writing everything down because there's simply no way to remember it all off of the top of my head. Lately ...
Posted by Willy Perez-Feria on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:41:00 PST

BUSY!!!!!

BUSY!!!Damn, I'm so freaking busy these days!!Every day there's 10 things to do! It's just OVERWHELMING!To some lucky people, when they think of GETIING BUSY they ONLY think of this Unfortunately for ...
Posted by Willy Perez-Feria on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:23:00 PST

Dissapointing Weekend

Hello there, Kiddies!Well, here I was completely PSYCHED about spending this weekend with a very special someone and lo and behold, it's not meant to be. After getting ALL EXCITED about making plans a...
Posted by Willy Perez-Feria on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:01:00 PST

Got Lust?

Got Lust? This little survey should answer LOT'S of my questions about my blog readers! Just copy and message me back and I'll do the same!What USUALLY happens to me on a date... HAHAHAHA!!! Yeah... ...
Posted by Willy Perez-Feria on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:06:00 PST

Lonely Days...

Wouldn't it be AWESOME if you could just POP one of these bad boys every time life beat the crap out of you?Even I (I've never done ANY drugs at all!) would be tempted and believe me, that's SAYING so...
Posted by Willy Perez-Feria on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:00:00 PST

Giving Honesty A Try...

My friends say that I should be completely honest and learn to just ASK for the things I truly want...So, here goes....Honest enough?Man, do I need a girlfriend or WHAT?HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!-WPF...
Posted by Willy Perez-Feria on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:59:00 PST