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Captain Delicious

About Me

I WORK AT A NON-PROFIT CONGRESSIONAL LOBBY TAKING A STAND AGAINST BUSH AND HIS FUCKED UP FORIEGN AND DOMESTIC POLICIES. I LIVE IN THE Bay Area , LIKE TO DRINK WITH MY FRIENDS, GO TO SHOWS, AND DO ANYTHING THAT IS EXCITING AND GETS MY ADRENALINE PUMPING.. I LIKE TO GO TO DIFFERENT CITIES WHEN I GET BORED. bUT SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET COZY HERE IN OAKLAND NOW IT IS PRETTY MUCH HOME FOR NOW.. I AM 28 BUT I APPEAR TO BE 12 WHICH PRETTY MUCH SUCKS ALL THE TIME ESPECIALLY WHEN TRYING TO GET A PACK OF SMOKES, BEER, OR A DATE. I LIVE TO BE HAPPY THAT IS MY #1 GOAL I DON'T LIKE BEING AROUND TOO MUCH DRAMA IT TENDS TO GIVE ME A HEADACHE AND IF I COULD BE ANY ANIMAL I WOULD BE A GALAPOGOS TORTISE BECAUSE THEY LIVE DAMN NEAR FOREVER AND ALWAYS SEEM CONTENT WITH LIFE. MY BIGGEST FEAR IS LIVING MY LIFE AND NOT BEING HAPPY WHEN I AM 120 YEARS OLD BECAUSE I NEVER DID ALL THE SHIT I WANTED TO DO BEFORE I WENT BLIND OR LOST MY ABILITY TO WALK. I LIKE TO BE OUTSIDE I THING I HAVE SEASONAL DISAFFECTIVE DISORDER BECAUSE WHEN IT IS WINTER AND FALL I GET REALLY DOWN AND OUT BUT AS SOON AS THE SUN HITS I AM HAPPY AS A DRUNKEN LARK.....

My Interests

politics, reading, drinking, hangin out, eating ,sleeping ,anything dangerous or exciting and seeing new places that i haven't been which usually involves getting lost.. as well as pursuing the endless mission of being happy.. and i am interested in the word intrested it is interesting.... looking both ways before crossing the street, people, and pretty much anything that keeps me from being bored

I'd like to meet:

anybody who isn't lame or a snitch, people who like to do wierd things like me, people who like to have fun and not worry about stupid drama and anyone who wants to constructivly change our government to make life better for everyone instead of just complaing about how much cops and the government suck...

Music:

elevator music, dead milkmen, black flag, gg allin, circle jerks, vandals,minor threat,fear, blatz, the meatmen, social distortion, iron maiden, adolescents, motley crue, the addicts,dead kennedys, the exploited, the misfits,, the dickies, motorhead, the clash, slayer, and other bands that rock

Movies:

any troma movie or cheap ass horror flicks, all the evil dead movies,a lot of movies from the 80's era they seem to have more flavor than a lot of movie out there now a days, and howard the duck is one of the best one's ever made.

Television:

box of lies so many that the whole american public is brainwashed possibly beyond repair

Books:

fantasy novels, comic books, books about wierd or unexplainable stuff, porn, a lot of non-fiction history type books, encyclopedia's, choose your own adventure books, how to books and diy,

Heroes:

Pee-wee herman...... did he get a chance to finish before he got busted at the porn theatre???