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Evan the Evil Teddy Bear

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About Me

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I am Evan, the count of La Familia. I'm a nice, eccentric person. I have Asperger's Syndrome and I am very sensistive about that. I'm okay with the company of almost anybody, unless you choose to be a jerk or annoy me!

Charlie the Unicorn

Gothbot [LUV THIS ONE!!!]

My Interests

music, art, movies, theatre, computers, the internet, and Goth.

If you want, you can check out my comic strip series IMPERFECTION.

I'd like to meet:


Dave Mustaine (I had a dream where I actually met him in person and felt devastated when I woke up.)

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Gaby

Leah

adopt your own virtual pet!

Slipknot, Wait and Bleed

Pancake Mines

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Music:


Burzum, Dimmu Borgir, Slipknot, Evanescence, Korn, Coal Chamber, Dark Throne, NecroMorticA, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, ICP, HIM, Cannibal Corpse, Meshuggah, Cold, Mayhem, Yes, Blue October, Metallica (Cliff Buton Era), Pantera, Lacuna Coil, The Doors, Megadeth, Nirvana, Black Sabbath (Ozzy Era), Cradle of Filth, Slayer, Johnny Cash, Inkubus Sukkubus, Alice In Chains, Danny Elfman, Nine Inch Nails, Kittie, Arch Enemy, Shredded Corpse, In Flames, Marilyn Manson, and many more...

Right now, I am in a one-man black metal band called Count Skarius. Be sure to check it out.



Movies:


Little Nicky, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Transformers: The Movie, The Crow, Billy Madison, Time Bandits, True Stories, Beetlejuice, Sleepy Hollow, Underworld, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Amadeus, Night of the Living Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Ninjas and Cheese Wheels, A Christmas Story, Mars Attacks!, Anchorman, Zoolander, Date Movie, Phantom of the Opera, That Darn Cat, Dumbo, Alice in Wonderland, Schindler's List, 1941, Saw, the Resident Evil Movies, and I can't count them all.

Television:


SCREW TELEVISION!!!!!!! I watch my shows on the Internet.

Books:

i don't read books that much, so i'll use this area for links.

skeet-skeet-skeet

Spatula Madness

the Tim Burton Collective.

4chan

Engrish.com

spisodes.com

http://tv-links.co.uk/

Heroes:

Varg Vikernes, Euronymous (RIP), Hellhammer, Jonathan Davis, Munky, Fieldy, Mick Thomson, Joey Jordison, M. Shawn "Clown" Crahan, Dimebag Darrel (RIP), Vinnie Paul, Amy Lee, Terry Balsamo, Rocky Gray, Shagrath, Nick Barker, Cliff Burton (RIP), Dave Mustaine, Kurt Cobain (RIP), Jimi Hendrix (RIP), any left-handed guitartist (including the suit-wearing folk singer from that Snickers commercial ), Dez Fafara, Rayna Foss Rose, Jim Morrison (RIP), Marilyn Manson, Thomas Haake, Eric Kovacks, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Johann Pachelbel (his Canon has been butchered way too much, so I only listen to the original), Fenriz, Danny Elfman, Kyle Sanders of Bloodsimple, Adam Sandler, Brandon Lee (RIP), Jack Black, Will Ferrel, Chris Farley (RIP), Johnny Depp, Seth Green, Alan Rickman, Sean Penn, John Belushi (RIP), Bill Cosby (he's outrageous even when he says the simplest things), Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, Christina Ricci, Emmy Rossum, Marilyn Monroe, Drew Barrymore, Winona Ryder, Tim Burton, Jhonen Vasquez, George A. Romero, Wes Craven, Seth McFarlane, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Stanley Kubrick (RIP), Dr. Seuss (RIP), Emily Dickinson, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pablo Picasso, Leonardo DaVinci, Starscream, Optimus Prime, Gir, Zim, Gaz, Stewie Griffin, Peter Griffin, Butters, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Jack Skellington, Sally, my Imperfection characters (Ben, Thomas, Sally, and Staci), and my friends who have been true from the beginning (most of them are in my top list).

My Blog

concert memos

Blue October ..> ..> ..> Nov 2 2007 8:00P..>..> Nokia Theatre Dallas, Texas..>   Devildriver, Lamb of God, Killswitch Engage, and Soilwork ..> ..> Dec 8 2007 8:00P..> Nokia Theatre Dal...
Posted by Evan the Evil Teddy Bear on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:40:00 PST

Family Values Tour MEEZ

Posted by Evan the Evil Teddy Bear on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:56:00 PST

wii is the shizz!

i was at andy's b-day party and tried out his wii. i have to admit that it's tight how i can control the game with my hand movements, but what's even better is that you can download games onto it- lik...
Posted by Evan the Evil Teddy Bear on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 03:15:00 PST

Vacation

In case you didn't read the bulletin, I will be gone for a few weeks. My family's taking a trip to California and Seattle on June 9th. It will be a while 'cuz there are sites on the way there and back...
Posted by Evan the Evil Teddy Bear on Sun, 20 May 2007 09:11:00 PST

memo (defensive driving course)

http://comedydefensivedriving.com/index.php
Posted by Evan the Evil Teddy Bear on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:17:00 PST

random

emoticon madness!...
Posted by Evan the Evil Teddy Bear on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:07:00 PST

RE: announcement

okay, i guess i will be going online occasinally after all.
Posted by Evan the Evil Teddy Bear on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:16:00 PST

announcement (not like anyone's going to read this)

I am not going to be online for a while. In fact, I'm probably not going to be available for anything for a while because I'm taking a wintermester course and I seriously have to bust my ass for it. (...
Posted by Evan the Evil Teddy Bear on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:39:00 PST

nothing


Posted by Evan the Evil Teddy Bear on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:54:00 PST

R.I.P.

Christian Corneau 1992-2006 In Memorium killed by a car while riding his skateboard
Posted by Evan the Evil Teddy Bear on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:36:00 PST