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Satan

Worship me!

About Me

I'm an outgoing sort of guy. I love children, and I love sitting in my Pentagram, cutting people in half, and worshipping myself. I'm a huge Liberal, save the trees, I always say. And I love baby killing and gay marriage. See, there's nothing wrong with sin. It's perfectly okay to do something the Christians would consider "bad".
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My Interests

Killing, orgies, bisexuals, loud music, yelling, cursing God, bleeding, praying to myself, sitting in front of the TV watching soap operas, eating chocolate, and hurting others.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone willing to believe in my eternal love. Get down in your pentagrams, and pray to me!Jesus + Hitler = Jitler!
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You are a strawberry daiquiri
You're a fun, playful drinker who loves to party. You may get totally wasted, but you're always a happy drunk!
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Music:

All American Rejects, Bloodstream, Trivium, Nirvana, Mudvayne, Godsmack, The German Scheisse Orchestra.

Movies:

South Park: The Movie
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Snickers
Nutty and gooey - you always satisfy.
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Television:

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Books:

The Satanic Bible, Satanic Rituals, Secret Life of a Satanist, the Que'ran, and anything by Franz Kafka.

Heroes:

Me, of course! And John Kerry!.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Concerning Candy Stores.

I feel up for some good anger, so here goes.Candy stores piss me off. Dingy, dark, and with old ladies that try to profess their Christian "faith" through candy sales is just utter bullshit.They haven...
Posted by Satan on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:17:00 PST

My first blog!

Hey, kids.This is my first blog post on Myspace.Although the human I am using to type this is not Satan, I am speaking through him. Call it channeling, if you will.Today was alright. Torturing stupid ...
Posted by Satan on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:54:00 PST